Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[Martys_not_smarty]

Oh yeah this reminds me I got photos of Phil at a gun store or at least I thought it was Phil until I heard the guy turns out he was some Serbian guy pushing 60.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I know what it shows but not what it proves. They could be separated and she’s living elsewhere in Renton.
There’s also zero proof the car photo is the same day (or place) as the other 2 photos. In fact, given the quality, there’s a large margin for doubt.

This was sold as a smoking gun she’s still in the pig pen.

I don't buy into the Kat leaving the snortfort narrative for multiple reasons.

1. Phil would be a complete emotional wreck like he was after panadalee left him and it would be very obvious during streams. Remember that being a mature married man is extremely important to Phils ego. He needs Kat to maintain that image. Without her he's a loser.
2. Kat would have to have met someone at work to cheat with retail minimum wage isn't covering housing in the greater Seattle area. Phil is an extremely paranoid person and almost certainly constantly checks in with her to see where she is making it extremely hard for her to cheat.
3. Kat would be risking her free meal ticket by cheating on Phil. She grew up in poverty and lucked into living with someone who makes a solid middle class living and allows her to live very nice.
4. Kat is fat and autistic not exactly a great catch in the dating scene.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Dumb theory time, ALT didn't want to release the photos because if it was kat it proves that she is getting fatter and he's a weird kat simp for some fucking reason.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Dumb theory time, ALT didn't want to release the photos because if it was kat it proves that she is getting fatter and he's a weird kat simp for some fucking reason.

The bitch is midwest white trash that's part of the mt. rushmore of fatties along with negresses, samoans and feather not dot indians.

 

[Darksydepickle]

Fantastic picture of the car but potato-quality photos of Kat?
This proves nothing, it could literally be anyone.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

i hope thats actually her because that bitch is enormous

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Those pics made me feel almost as disappointed as that guy who got the flaccid blow job in Jenna's porno.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Is hiring a competent PI really that hard? I would dare to dream that they could get some better evidence than a 72p photo of some random bitch.

 

[ATandTism]

How hard is it to pretend to be checking your messages and swing by for a quick pictures/video? What is she going to do if she finds out- chase you? Bitch is huge!

Guess dentractors get the 'tism too and can't function in public. What cameras even take photos that shitty these days?

 

[Iron Hamster]

I don't see her in the pics. Is she behind the large lady with the boyish haircut?

yes. she's in a swimsuit and saw a detractor trying to snap the pics.

Kat is getting the same hair dye as Phil at Curls & Twirls now, how cute.

a family that dyes together cries together.

at least try to use their phone instead of their pocket calculator.

I lolled

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Fantastic picture of the car but potato-quality photos of Kat?
This proves nothing, it could literally be anyone.

It's very likely Kat unless someone is going well out of their way to fake things. You can see the raccoon makeup in that one pic. The facial structure also matches the previous car pic with Phil.

Dumb theory time, ALT didn't want to release the photos because if it was kat it proves that she is getting fatter and he's a weird kat simp for some fucking reason.

I think it's a likely theory, many detractors defend and feel bad for Kat for reasons I can't comprehend.

 

[clothes in my closet]

Dumb theory time, ALT didn't want to release the photos because if it was kat it proves that she is getting fatter and he's a weird kat simp for some fucking reason.

I think it's a likely theory, many detractors defend and feel bad for Kat for reasons I can't comprehend.

 

[Japs_eye]

LOL here are your Khet pictures, bro.

Bitch built like Homer Simpson


ROTUND.

 

[shekelshoah666]

It's very likely Kat unless someone is going well out of their way to fake things. You can see the raccoon makeup in that one pic. The facial structure also matches the previous car pic with Phil.

I think it's a likely theory, many detractors defend and feel bad for Kat for reasons I can't comprehend.

Ya the pictures clearly look like her even if they are shit quality. We knew she was bigger but whew lad I think they really are doing Doordash 2x a day + frozen meals no wonder the garage is full of food containers.

She legit has simps among detractors cause of her pre DSP pictures and that hair whipping video some dudes are just down bad.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

Well, could be better news, I suspect the person who took the photo zoomed the shit out of it, so potato quality is all we get.

It all fits the tire story, so I think that's her. I also think Phil wouldn't do shit like let her drive his car after being separated again lol, that would bring out his depreshiun.

If she lives alone(or with anyone else than Phil), then goddamn, she got impossibly lucky, provided the state she is in.

I like to think that all of Phils whaling somehow makes the Khet manifest the whale characteristics, so I expect "our doors are too tight and we need to change them all, because stupid HoA dumbfucks said it's for fire safety" saga lol

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

This 100% confirms the tire story was a lie even if we didn't know already

This was the most notable thing from the leak. I, and most people saw through the lie immediately when Dave said it, but it's good to have it clarified.

It's more proof he's a compulsive liar that just does it for the hell of it. He made up an entire long ass story about it, too. What an enormous pile of shit Phil Burnell is.

 

[Rex Mendicorvm]

My schizo theory: the "behindaseens" drama is that Kat is transitioning. This would explain the radical change in appearance & hair style. Phil would ofc never reveal this b/c it would destroy the image he projects of being a normal hetero married man, even though secretly he loves the idea of being with a man since he's been starved of male companionship since Rambo broke his heart.

 

[Brother Wind]

https://twitter.com/ThatBeing_Said/status/1715834354000187677

LOL here are your Khet pictures, bro.

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Spoiler: Full Images

What a fucking nothing-burger , holy shit

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Wow fucking look at that. Its blurry, that could be anyone. This could have been taken at any fucking time.

I love being right. This was all gay and fake, and TBS are now officially weens

 

[Lurker at the Threshold]

She legit has simps among detractors cause of her pre DSP pictures and that hair whipping video some dudes are just down bad.

And ALT is one of them, that's why he was hesitant to release the picture. He was felted by the sheer girth of this horse.

 

[HerrKlicks]

And ALT is one of them, that's why he was hesitant to release the picture. He was felted by the sheer girth of this horse.

I believe ALT is just a bit of a softie and feels genuinely bad for her.

However, he should have just walked away from those pics. Tell the poster "If you put it up we'll gladly share it / talk about it on the show so people are aware of their existence".
All that nonsense of being ultra-secretive about them was unwarranted. It had me assuming it was really something esoteric like a door dasher / handyman / package delivery driver snapping video/picture of the hog and the horse at home. Now that would have warranted the secrecy since the cover of the individual could have been easily blown if Phil saw the pics.