Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Sparkletor said:
Umm, some people are making fun of Kat's sister. They are saying she has venereal diseases. That is nothing to joke about. Gonorrhea is basically vaginal gout.

There was nothing she could do!

babyman1488 cheered and says, "she could have used a condom" Women don't have penises moron!
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she can't use a condom you fucking nudnick, its hereditary gonorrhea okay? she got it from her aunt
 
She's a basicbitch Instagram thot who knows how to manipulate angles to get low-tier fuckbois to drool over her borderline young boy body. It's like Miley Cyrus when she takes dishonest photos to look hot, then you see her live in booty shorts and her "butt" looks like a disgusting roast chicken. Photograph Kat's sister beside an actually hot curvy woman and the illusion comes apart.
 
Shambler said:
she can't use a condom you fucking nudnick, its hereditary gonorrhea okay? she got it from her aunt
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I went and asked my family physician if it was possible to get gonorrhea from your aunt. I heard him starting to call a social worker so I high tailed it out of there.

I went to the local Satanic cult leader. He told me demons were actually immune to disease.
Toilet Man said:
She's a basicbitch Instagram thot who knows how to manipulate angles to get low-tier fuckbois to drool over her borderline young boy body. It's like Miley Cyrus when she takes dishonest photos to look hot, then you see her live in booty shorts and her "butt" looks like a disgusting roast chicken. Photograph Kat's sister beside an actually hot curvy woman and the illusion comes apart.
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There is a certain demographic that I heard loves chicken.

Add that with her ebonic slang.

The meme may be "Kat is getting blacked", but the truth...
 
Toilet Man said:
True, also I'm projecting a bit because she disgusts me.
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That's the spirit.

She is one of those thots you ring up if you want to get high and get laid.
Low hanging fruit sort of thing.

If you guys want to fuck with Phil, somehow turn this cum dumpster into a meme. So he unknowingly brings it up to Katherine when he complains next time. If you go out of your way to contact her chances are high you'll end up with some new STD just by chatting with her.
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
That's the spirit.

She is one of those thots you ring up if you want to get high and get laid.
Low hanging fruit sort of thing.

If you guys want to fuck with Phil, somehow turn this cum dumpster into a meme. So he unknowingly brings it up to Katherine when he complains next time. If you go out of your way to contact her chances are high you'll end up with some new STD just by chatting with her.
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Someone should just take one for the team and bang this chick, film it and send the video to Phil with the caption "Kat's sister says hi".
 
So do we know if she a legit white trash supremacist? I mean if she is she’s a weird one at best.
 
SoapQueen1 said:
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EDIT: JFC this bitch has a long criminal and civil history. Massive Instagram/Twitter skank too.

I guess DSP and Kat can bond over the fact that people they lived with as kids are huge fuckups they pretend don't exist.
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Her mugshot really reminds me of Corey Ahia, of To Catch a Predator fame.

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Nigel of Ukip said:
If you guys want to fuck with Phil, somehow turn this cum dumpster into a meme. So he unknowingly brings it up to Katherine when he complains next time. If you go out of your way to contact her chances are high you'll end up with some new STD just by chatting with her.
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Nah dood.

Just catfish DSP with her pics and wait for Kat to go through his phone one day and lose her fucking mind when she sees "sexy" conversations that look like they're with her estranged half-sister.
 
I've confirmed Kat works at a national chain and the doors are open to the public between about 9 AM to 10 PM. As far as I can tell (I'm not super familiar with the company) employees don't show up or go home much before or after those hours. Her commute is next to nothing.

DSP's "she works really early" and "she works really late" is likely an exaggeration. (Keep in mind DSP once commented that he'd like more days off so he could sleep in once in a while when his first streams began at 1 PM.)
 
SoapQueen1 said:
I've confirmed Kat works at a national chain and the doors are open to the public between about 9 AM to 10 PM. As far as I can tell (I'm not super familiar with the company) employees don't show up or go home much before or after those hours. Her commute is next to nothing.

DSP's "she works really early" and "she works really late" is likely an exaggeration. (Keep in mind DSP once commented that he'd like more days off so he could sleep in once in a while when his first streams began at 1 PM.)
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Unless she's General Manager for that location that would likely be a near minimum wage job then, right?
 
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