Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Slander Man said:
I think she had a job at one point but now she doesn't. She seems the type that can't hold a job and Phil don't want us to know that. Wasn't she a couch surfer before she met subaruman?

Edit: So I googled the Kohl's she supposedly worked at to see if there were any employee images on a Facebook page or something similiar. Found nothing. Started reading through the reviews for the hell of it and found this. Gay ops or gold dust?
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Oh man, if Phil got cucked into begging children for their quarters to fund Kat’s coke habit, I would probably laugh all the way to my grave :story:

probably fake though, idk
 
SoapQueen1 said:
The Kohl's in Tukwila is where she worked. No company is ever going to disclose whether or not they fired a low-level employee for criminal conduct.
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You say "worked" rather than "works", can you confirm she quit/was fired?

Slander Man said:
Wasn't she a couch surfer before she met subaruman?
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Yes. A quick search on WhitePages.com turns up about 10 addresses scattered all over Michigan. I know the site can turn up false positives (like mistaking a cell phone signup for an address) but that's still probably 8-plus addresses in ~11 years (she turned 18 in August 200 8. Since none of the addresses are in the same county or even the same part of the state, my money is on serial grifter/getting evicted/something else really unsavory.
 
Freshtodeath said:
i just noticed this but it looks like the wedding photos are selfies. They took photos of themselves.
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I think this is another bit of evidence Phil learned from Leanna and sought someone who would not make a big deal of an engagement ring. A woman with relatively normal friends would have some social pressure not to have such a ramshackle wedding. Or, failing that, have some humble justice of the peace thing and downplay it. The weird underwhelming, not-shotgun wedding middle ground seems worse than nothing.

Like, good on Phil for upping his sociopathy game, but it does not bode well for him long term. He's going to end up valuing their relationship more than she does, if not already. This is doubtless going to be the first of several weddings for her with depressing photo trails. I hope you aren't hoping to use those wedding selfies as emotional leverage over her. It won't work.
 
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twattycake said:
You say "worked" rather than "works", can you confirm she quit/was fired?



Yes. A quick search on WhitePages.com turns up about 10 addresses scattered all over Michigan. I know the site can turn up false positives (like mistaking a cell phone signup for an address) but that's still probably 8-plus addresses in ~11 years (she turned 18 in August 200 8. Since none of the addresses are in the same county or even the same part of the state, my money is on serial grifter/getting evicted/something else really unsavory.
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Yeah my thingy here shows her at having 15 all over the place.

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Radical Goodspeed said:
He's going to end up valuing their relationship more than she does, if not already.
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Honestly, I don't think so. I think they're both feeding off of each other in this sham of a relationship. Phil's married now, so in his tiny mind, it proves to his haters that he can actually keep a stable relationship and all the shit that went on with Leanna was a fluke. While in Kat's eyes, it's just free room and board. I can tell just by how little they interact with one another that they really don't give a shit about their marriage.

They honestly act like two people who know that they both scraped from the bottle of the barrel relationship-wise, so they're just using each other long enough to keep themselves sated for as long as they have to. And divorce is out of the question, since Phil is too stubborn for that. Kat's not going to leave, because where else is she gonna go?

You can't value a relationship that had no value to begin with.
 
Mask_de_SMITH said:
Honestly, I don't think so. I think they're both feeding off of each other in this sham of a relationship. Phil's married now, so in his tiny mind, it proves to his haters that he can actually keep a stable relationship and all the shit that went on with Leanna was a fluke. While in Kat's eyes, it's just free room and board. I can tell just by how little they interact with one another that they really don't give a shit about their marriage.

They honestly act like two people who know that they both scraped from the bottle of the barrel relationship-wise, so they're just using each other long enough to keep themselves sated for as long as they have to. And divorce is out of the question, since Phil is too stubborn for that. Kat's not going to leave, because where else is she gonna go?

You can't value a relationship that had no value to begin with.
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Dude....she finessed some dumbass in Washington to move her over 2000 miles away to let her go and live with him. You don't think she could find someone in the Seattle area?
 
There is no way Kat does coke if those appearances on Phil's stream are any indication. She is more likely on Xanax and or Lithium.
 
Mask_de_SMITH said:
Kat's not going to leave, because where else is she gonna go?

You can't value a relationship that had no value to begin with.
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This is exactly why she has no incentive to stay. Khet in the end doesn't care about being Phil's beard as long as he pays her bills and will ghost when that's no longer viable. Phil's business empire is tap-dancing atop an avalanche; his income will fall below a threshold where he can't keep a pet woman in-house, and it will sooner rather than later. She isn't going to stick through the good times and the bad, richer or poorer - I'll wager their opening courtship included screenshots of Phil's bank account because both of them would be aroused by such a thing. She'll go to the next guy to offer to buy her. The same way Phil bought her from Subaru Man. That wasn't some one-off thing, that's probably Khet's scam. As she's a gold digger, I can't believe there isn't a sell-by date on Phil, at which point she'll have wrung all she can out of him, or she can wring just as much out of him divorced. That's Phil's best chance at getting a kid on her; it won't keep her married to him, but it will keep him bound to her.

If Phil thinks she became a landed serf after marrying her, she isn't any more than Leanna was after importing her to the west coast. The bare minimum to keeping her around would have been at least to try on the wedding so she'd have some hesitation born of affection before ditching his fat ass.

LiquidCancer said:
There is no way Kat does coke if those appearances on Phil's stream are any indication. She is more likely on Xanax and or Lithium.
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Its got to be pills. If she were on coke, Phil wouldn't be able to beg enough, keep her from pawning his shit, stop her from beating him up and fucking other men.

Its kinda like how there's no domesticated zebras. Her scam wouldn't work if she had to keep procuring coke. Not even Phil would be able to keep up.
 
Noob-Noob said:
There is no way this is a troll, unless the guy/detractor who posted the review went around copy and pasting that exact review to every retail store in the Renton area, hoping to randomly get a response from the one she worked at and get her in trouble.

Plus, let's be honest, to live with Phil at the bottom of his dept pit you'd need some pretty strong "encouragement".
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you really don't need to "randomly" copy paste the same review to retails, we're pretty sure she works at kohls, how many kohls stores are in renton? even if the number were 5 we don't know which so just posting it to 1 would be good enough to spark some fake laughs
 
Shambler said:
you really don't need to "randomly" copy paste the same review to retails, we're pretty sure she works at kohls, how many kohls stores are in renton? even if the number were 5 we don't know which so just posting it to 1 would be good enough to spark some fake laughs
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I did not know that her working there was previously specified. I'd still love to believe that Phil's money also secretly fiances his wife's "work rails".
 
Shambler said:
you really don't need to "randomly" copy paste the same review to retails, we're pretty sure she works at kohls, how many kohls stores are in renton? even if the number were 5 we don't know which so just posting it to 1 would be good enough to spark some fake laughs
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There is only one that would take Phil 10 minutes to get to, as he specified when he had to pick her up after a night stream once. That Kohl's is the location in Tukwila
 
DSP said he isn't having a tree this year because of jasper? Kat really is taking away everything from him. DSP loves xmas so that is really surprising. Also fuck KAT we aren't getting any xmas vlogs. The coke theory is questionable, it would require some social skills. DSP and or Kat would have to interact with a dealer.
 
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