Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
darkwingosonichugorl said:
I doubt Phil purposely tries to get detractors to shit on Kat. You're getting too far into theories. It always must be remembered: Phil really is this stupid and really is this lazy. It's easy to forget this with how ridiculous Phil's ""life"" is, I know.
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I get what you're saying & I am in resounding agreement with your overarching point. But I'm hardly deep into theory with this dude; I can hardly ever be fucked to step outside the bounds of the Holy Trinity of Explanations for why he said/did/wrote whatever ((His low intellect // His chronic/compulsive lying // His overwhelming sloth.)) And what I think about this doesn't require me to go anywhere further than the fact that he's just stupid. And a piece of shit.

Voluntarily introducing that woman to his hatebase to keep her as close to his interests as possible is not exactly a 200-IQ move. It's more like a great example of what constitutes "foresight" for someone of low cunning. I don't see it as complicated or outrageous enough to constitue theory. To me, it's just another thing in the abyss of examples as to why he is just very simply a douchebag, & tangentially of why he does not give a fuck about Kat outside of her role in supplementing his self-perceived public image.

Again, if he gave a shit about her, he would never have mentioned her in the first place.
 
I gave up tracking it after 3 weeks seriously. He made it very obvious that she was only working Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Even around Black Friday and Christmas she was only maybe working 1 extra day a week.
 
Nurse Ratchet said:
I get what you're saying & I am in resounding agreement with your overarching point. But I'm hardly deep into theory with this dude; I can hardly ever be fucked to step outside the bounds of the Holy Trinity of Explanations for why he said/did/wrote whatever ((His low intellect // His chronic/compulsive lying // His overwhelming sloth.)) And what I think about this doesn't require me to go anywhere further than the fact that he's just stupid. And a piece of shit.

Voluntarily introducing that woman to his hatebase to keep her as close to his interests as possible is not exactly a 200-IQ move. It's more like a great example of what constitutes "foresight" for someone of low cunning. I don't see it as complicated or outrageous enough to constitue theory. To me, it's just another thing in the abyss of examples as to why he is just very simply a douchebag, & tangentially of why he does not give a fuck about Kat outside of her role in supplementing his self-perceived public image.

Again, if he gave a shit about her, he would never have mentioned her in the first place.
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I have to agree with darkwing. I think you're assuming way too much calculation on Phil's part. He's basically a teenager despite approaching 40, the reason he exposed Kat is because he wanted to prove he's a mature adult with a real honest to god wife like a real adult would have, because he's enormously insecure about his station as a middle aged streamer who makes his money from begging children and mentally challenged people on the internet.

Don't get me wrong, I agree that he primarily views Kat as a way to bolster his public image and he really doesn't care all that much about her beyond that, but my point is that I suppose I don't understand how you could claim her purpose was to bolster his public image while claiming that exposing her to the public was also a calculated move to gaslight her. How could he use her to bolster his public image without exposing her to his hatebase? They're a large portion of the public who pays attention to him.

Maybe I'm being too gentle on Philburt, but I really think you're viewing him as far more calculating and malicious than he really is. Again, he's like a teenager, his main goal is to prove to the people around him that he's cool and mature, therefore he shows off his wife and his money to prove what an adult he is. That's all there is to it I'd say.
 
darkwingosonichugorl said:
VOLUNTARY ADMIS does not mean she was put in a psych ward or that any doctor even saw her. That could be as simple as being forced to see a counselor or outpatient.
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This is true, but it was probably inpatient. If all she needed was to comply with a medication regimen what's the court order going to do exactly, jail her for contempt if she admits to not taking pills? if she takes a drug test and the drugs aren't in her system? She was also an obvious flight risk because in less than 30 years she's lived in about 12 states, most of which as an adult working minimum wage jobs (so it's not like she was following work or doing it for a parent's work.) The APA has endorsed mandatory outpatient for a long time.

TL;DR we don't know that she ultimately ended up spending some time inpatient, but she probably did a few weeks and they let her out because she wasn't going to harm herself or others anymore.
 
Kathy also likes to play mobile games. This fat fagot and his potato wife sit next to each other playing mobile games. They've progressed from Phil having to turn his phone off when he flew her out because he liked spending time with her to this.
 
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Maybe Khat just tells Dave that she's playing mobile games, when really she's spending all that time on the phone sending romantic texts to The Jim or her next mark
 
You heard she's working at Kohl's but she's actually working on Cole.

She gets sweaty at the gym? No, she gets sweaty at Jim's.

Yeah, you know she's aware of the Foreclosure Saga, and probably the pay to win half naked man grapple. She's planning her exit from this closet case ASAP.
 
Exceptional Chimp said:
She's planning her exit from this closet case ASAP.
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Why would she want to leave? She has free lodgings, doesn't have to work much, doesn't have to have sex with Phil, doesn't have to cook anything more complicated than TV dinners, and sometimes gets presents. Sounds like a pretty sweet deal if you're enough of a lowlife to take it.
 
I don't know why there is so much speculation about Kat (who was B L A C K E D by Tevin btw) being in on DSP's scam.

I don't think Dave is even in on his own scam.
 
Is Kat 100% on the scam and aware of the pigroach legacy? The only thing I'm certain with her is that she's only with phil for the money.

Scenario A; Gullible dumb bitch that can't use google search, 100% thrusts whatever the pigroach says and believes detractors are mentally ill assholes. Pigbert dindu nothing wrong and is a victim.

Scenario B; Knows DSP is an asshole by googling the fucking guy prior flying 3 times to see him, but will provide housing, only has to work part time, managed to marry his goutship and will divorce the pig roach when she finds someone else in the area. Desesperate.

I did not follow the pigraoch long enough to know where to situate Leanna but I believe she had to be Scenario A as she was very young and groomed by a fat pasty pollock.
 
TheTractor said:
Is Kat 100% on the scam and aware of the pigroach legacy? The only thing I'm certain with her is that she's only with phil for the money.

Scenario A; Gullible dumb bitch that can't use google search, 100% thrusts whatever the pigroach says and believes detractors are mentally ill assholes. Pigbert dindu nothing wrong and is a victim.

Scenario B; Knows DSP is an asshole by googling the fucking guy prior flying 3 times to see him, but will provide housing, only has to work part time, managed to marry his goutship and will divorce the pig roach when she finds someone else in the area. Desesperate.

I did not follow the pigraoch long enough to know where to situate Leanna but I believe she had to be Scenario A as she was very young and groomed by a fat pasty pollock.
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She has to have some idea of how he "makes" money if she actually stops into his stream. I would be much more surprised if she has any detailed knowledge of where that money is actually being spent. Far more likely is that Phil pays the bills (the actual ones, not his ephemeral catch-all "bills"), and Kat doesn't really worry about it too much since her part-time retail job apparently gives her enough spending money on the side.
 
So here's something I was pondering: what do y'all think it would actually take to sink this marriage? What would make either Kat or Dave say "We're done"?
 
Kosher Dill said:
So here's something I was pondering: what do y'all think it would actually take to sink this marriage? What would make either Kat or Dave say "We're done"?
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dave would divorce if there was a substantial medical bill

if I found out someone was lying about spending $30,000+ a year on wwe candy crush, i'd leave, if they can lie about that, you can expect atleast more lies about mundane shit
 
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