Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Uberpenguin said:
If Kat really wants to get Phil excited she needs to go into his room one night during gin and twitter hours while wearing mom jeans and a baggy t-shirt along with his mother's favorite perfume and tell him in a stern voice
"Phillip, mommy needs you to put down the phone and take your clothes off. I need your help for a minute".
"Wha-"
"That wasn't a question Phillip"

She'd stand there, hands on her hips, watching Phil sheepishly remove his disgusting pajama pants before gently telling him to lie down on the bed. They'd then proceed to make passionate love as Phil whimpered, eventually screaming for his mother at the point of climax.

I mean, there's a reason he regularly accidentally refers to Kat as his mom. It's not hard to see where his real sexual proclivities lie.
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Jesus dood get help.

That is the most disturbing thing I've read on the Farms...ever.
And probably in my top 10 most disturbing things I've ever read online.

But A for effort:achievement:
 
Derich 2nd of coomland said:
Jesus dood get help.

That is the most disturbing thing I've read on the Farms...ever.
And probably in my top 10 most disturbing things I've ever read online.
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You mean, this week, right?

Uberpenguin said:
You know, I never realized how unarousing a naked woman could be until the modern era of every attention starved skank out there taking their clothing off online.

Although speaking of Kat ordering doordash, Phil always says Kat doesn't want to come on because of the trolls, but it's been a while since anyone's seen her and they do order a ton of food; I often wonder how big she's getting at this point, and if maybe that doesn't play a bigger role in why he doesn't want anyone to see her.


No no no, you've got it all wrong, Phil isn't gay.

If Kat really wants to get Phil excited she needs to go into his room one night during gin and twitter hours while wearing mom jeans and a baggy t-shirt along with his mother's favorite perfume and tell him in a stern voice
"Phillip, mommy needs you to put down the phone and take your clothes off. I need your help for a minute".
"Wha-"
"That wasn't a question Phillip"

She'd stand there, hands on her hips, watching Phil sheepishly remove his disgusting pajama pants before gently telling him to lie down on the bed. They'd then proceed to make passionate love as Phil whimpered, eventually screaming for his mother at the point of climax.

I mean, there's a reason he regularly accidentally refers to Kat as his mom. It's not hard to see where his real sexual proclivities lie.
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Well, as long as he doesn't start to call her Barb....
 
Uberpenguin said:
No no no, you've got it all wrong, Phil isn't gay.
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Project 7 Episode 2 - What The Bleep

DSP has escaped from the clutches of DeathFace thanks to the efforts of John Rambo and Howard. Has he really lost his gaming powers? What are their next step...
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i might be overanalyzing but why did phil write this scene into the show?
he decides to be a porn star and then he unbuckles his pants while Rambo is down to his waste level.
why, what reason is he doing this for?
give me some context where this might be anything but gay?
 
Derich 2nd of coomland said:
That is the most disturbing thing I've read on the Farms...ever.
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You do realize this entire website was originally created to follow the antics of a retard that just recently admitted to actually fucking his elderly mother?

Can we take a moment to appreciate the DSP-levels of incompetence that went into making Jenna’s porno? It’s the single worst bit of porn I’ve ever seen not featured on Derich Ip’s Twitter page. I am flabbergasted that this video was even released. My god, it’s shameful! This is the kind of garbage I would expect if Philip decided to start directing and producing porn.
 
harbinger said:
You do realize this entire website was originally created to follow the antics of a retard that just recently admitted to actually fucking his elderly mother?

Can we take a moment to appreciate the DSP-levels of incompetence that went into making Jenna’s porno? It’s the single worst bit of porn I’ve ever seen not featured on Derich Ip’s Twitter page. I am flabbergasted that this video was even released. My god, it’s shameful! This is the kind of garbage I would expect if Philip decided to start directing and producing porn.
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Honestly I barely know anything about CWC, and I have no desire to change that so I'll take your word for the level of nope to be found there.

And yeah that on demand porn video has to be the very bottom tier, I refuse to believe any of the ''talent'' got payed in cash.
 
harbinger said:
You do realize this entire website was originally created to follow the antics of a retard that just recently admitted to actually fucking his elderly mother?

Can we take a moment to appreciate the DSP-levels of incompetence that went into making Jenna’s porno? It’s the single worst bit of porn I’ve ever seen not featured on Derich Ip’s Twitter page. I am flabbergasted that this video was even released. My god, it’s shameful! This is the kind of garbage I would expect if Philip decided to start directing and producing porn.
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Nah, cumon. It's just a teaser. If you pay for the full length vid (in blistering 4k, never have crack pusses looked better), it will be a whole new experience. Who knows, maybe in the real deal his dick gets finally hard through sheer annoyance.
 
Full Race Replay said:
W

Jenna probably cleans her ass after shitting very poorly, and nobody would want to go back there anyway.
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Cleaning outside is the easy part. Any sane man would request she get a goddamn bleach enema before even considering the prospect of stretching out her whore ass. The same applies to her snatch too, for that matter. I don't even want to think about what would be clinging onto the dick after it pulls out.

Maybe that's why the dude's dick goes nowhere near her holes in that sloppy-ass porn. He witnessed how she acted outside of the studio for a single minute and already concluded Jenna isn't the only living thing inside of Jenna. Worms, crabs, etc. Smartest move, outside of asking for a different role in a different porn entirely, is to only agree to it if the dick goes nowhere below neck level.

Think about it. She's perfectly content with flashing her body on her socials, but in an actual production she doesn't even get nude? Sounds like whatever's down there was kept hidden by the studio on purpose. She has to be fucking gross down there, and they knew it, and didn't want to show it. There's zero chance that keeping any amount of her clothing on in that video was her idea; she already strips butt-ass naked for free on instagram.
 
Jasper2K said:
Hard to keep track of the narrative sometimes lmao
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To be fair, this hardly gained any traction at all it seems when it was first published, it's only resurfaced now because some fellow tractor recently digged it up so we could laugh at it, most of the traffic that video has seen would have all been from the past day or so.
 
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