Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
Given the amount of time, effort, and the fact that you have to work flour into a boiling pot, I'm going to assume it wasn't home-made. Sounds like far too much effort for one horse to handle.
Shit, now I'm hungry.
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Yeah I have no idea why Phil would make up gumbo as the meal Khet was supposed to not have fucked up. These two retards managed to fuck up a roast at Xmas so I doubt that anybody aside from the dentest of the dents in his chat believe that either of them can manage anything more complicated than frozen microwave din dins.
 
Kat fucked up pre-made French toast because she dumped sour cream on it before doing a taste or smell test.

No way in hell she makes anything from scratch, let alone gumbo.
 
Derich 2nd of coomland said:
Yeah I have no idea why Phil would make up gumbo as the meal Khet was supposed to not have fucked up. These two retards managed to fuck up a roast at Xmas so I doubt that anybody aside from the dentest of the dents in his chat believe that either of them can manage anything more complicated than frozen microwave din dins.
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While it shows he's lying, these moments at least display a form of unintended honesty, because Phil didn't put any thought into that, but it's not a lazy answer either. It's just the wrong one to pick when you've already told stories, true or not, of your wife looking like a retard.

I actually enjoy these moments, because Phil shows the gaps in his armor, it's like when Leanna had her ass in the air and he didn't process what it meant. Or when he talked about rotating couch cushions as if no one could possibly figure that out on their own. He never intended to give himself away like that, but he can't help it because he doesn't know enough to fake it properly. He doesn't know what goes into making gumbo, he has just heard of it, and couldn't be bothered researching it before mouthing-off.
 
The food he posts on instagram always looked so nasty. It was like he was unable to percieve that. Like in his mind it looked delectable. He is so weird when it comes to food. You would think Phil would be a picky eater but he's not. He will devour lobsters and basically anything you put in front of him.
 
Derich 2nd of coomland said:
Yeah I have no idea why Phil would make up gumbo as the meal Khet was supposed to not have fucked up. These two retards managed to fuck up a roast at Xmas so I doubt that anybody aside from the dentest of the dents in his chat believe that either of them can manage anything more complicated than frozen microwave din dins.
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Not sure why he would pick 'gumbo' (other than he really doesn't know what it is) when that is mostly a deep South/Louisiana dish. I would be shocked if Fred Meyers even carried the mix in a store on the opposite side of the country.
 
Iron Hamster said:
Not sure why he would pick 'gumbo' (other than he really doesn't know what it is) when that is mostly a deep South/Louisiana dish. I would be shocked if Fred Meyers even carried the mix in a store on the opposite side of the country.
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Gumbo is fucking neat.

Remembering on of his Fisting with the Kang he was shitting on American soul food so asking as a non Burgerland person, would gumbo be considered soul food?

Oh and Fred Meyer has Gumbo..mix
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Derich 2nd of coomland said:
Gumbo is fucking neat.

Remembering on of his Fisting with the Kang he was shitting on American soul food so asking as a non Burgerland person, would gumbo be considered soul food?

Oh and Fred Meyer has Gumbo..mix
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I know they have it, I just think it would be a regional thing and mainly be in stores down South where the dish is actually popular. I guess there could be enough Louisiana transplants in Washington to stock it there.
 
Iron Hamster said:
I know they have it, I just think it would be a regional thing and mainly be in stores down South where the dish is actually popular. I guess there could be enough Louisiana transplants in Washington to stock it there.
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Oh I see. Well makes sense that a big chain like Fred Meyer would carry it outside Louisiana.
 
Corpun said:
That wasn't her fault dude, how were either of them supposed to know the burrito Phil ordered would come with sour cream?
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How was Phil supposed to know that IHOP, a bottom of the barrel chain restaurant, doesn't give out free imported luxury Devonshire cream with your food? Honest mistake.
 
Corpun said:
That wasn't her fault dude, how were either of them supposed to know the burrito Phil ordered would come with sour cream?
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Remember (and I’ll never forget this, it’s literally one of the most retarded things I’ve ever heard in regards to food) while they were making their big disaster Christmas meal recently, Kat told Phil, “Hey… how about we mix the sweet corn in with the corned beef hash!” And they did. You don’t really need any more examples of how Kat functions in the kitchen. “Durrr it says ‘corned beef hash’ so that means it should have corn in it durrrr!”

I wouldn’t trust her to make me a peanut butter sandwich. She’d probably spread a bunch of actual butter on some bread and then throw a handful of peanuts on top of it. I’m telling ya, the bitch is fuckin’ dumb…
 
KD6-3.7 said:
“Hey… how about we mix the sweet corn in with the corned beef hash!” And they did. You don’t really need any more examples of how Kat functions in the kitchen. “Durrr it says ‘corned beef hash’ so that means it should have corn in it durrrr!”
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This combines with cutting most of the wine from the roast makes this xmas disaster a hall of fame moment for me.

And really this isn't on Khet alone, Phil is right there going "seems like a plan to me".

With this in mind why does Phil then go on and try and sell the lie that Khet is making custom from scratch home made Gumbo?
 
KD6-3.7 said:
Remember (and I’ll never forget this, it’s literally one of the most retarded things I’ve ever heard in regards to food) while they were making their big disaster Christmas meal recently, Kat told Phil, “Hey… how about we mix the sweet corn in with the corned beef hash!” And they did. You don’t really need any more examples of how Kat functions in the kitchen. “Durrr it says ‘corned beef hash’ so that means it should have corn in it durrrr!”

I wouldn’t trust her to make me a peanut butter sandwich. She’d probably spread a bunch of actual butter on some bread and then throw a handful of peanuts on top of it. I’m telling ya, the bitch is fuckin’ dumb…
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TBH, I don't trust Phil's story that Kat did it. Based on Phil's culinary acumen, this sounds like something he did and is passing off as his wife's doing.
 
KD6-3.7 said:
Remember (and I’ll never forget this, it’s literally one of the most retarded things I’ve ever heard in regards to food) while they were making their big disaster Christmas meal recently, Kat told Phil, “Hey… how about we mix the sweet corn in with the corned beef hash!” And they did. You don’t really need any more examples of how Kat functions in the kitchen. “Durrr it says ‘corned beef hash’ so that means it should have corn in it durrrr!”

I wouldn’t trust her to make me a peanut butter sandwich. She’d probably spread a bunch of actual butter on some bread and then throw a handful of peanuts on top of it. I’m telling ya, the bitch is fuckin’ dumb…
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Neither of them should be in a kitchen until they learn to follow directions. They fucked up a roast somehow partially because Phil decided it required too much alcohol.
 
Corpun said:
Neither of them should be in a kitchen until they learn to follow directions. They fucked up a roast somehow partially because Phil decided it required too much alcohol.
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They fucked up air fryer chicken wings. That shit is, at its most basic, 1) Put wings in fryer basket. 2) Cook at 400 Freedom units for 10 minutes. 3) Flip the wings over or, if you're lazy like me, just shake the shit out of the basket to move the wings around. 4) Cook for another 10 minutes at 400 F. That's all that's required. If you're fancy, you rub some kind of seasoning on the wings at the start. If you're not, just toss them in some kind of preferred sauce at the end.
 
Honestly if anybody have watched Phil making his Eyetalian sugar soup back in the Panda days, everything in those videos shows that Phil should not be allowed in a kitchen and have no fucking clue about cooking.

Same goes for his older cooking with the king. It's a fucking miracle that he hasn't burned down either condo.

And if I'm not mistaken it did take some time before Phil started throwing Khets cooking under the bus, Phil have never shied away from throwing those near and dear to him under the bus to cover his own mistakes.
 
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