Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
LynxLxny said:
you see you all make assumptions with no proof, no picture, no video. This other dude calling me a cuck, what if I am not a guy, what if I am a girl, what if I am trans?
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Then you are a Trans cuck.

What made you think we are here to help. I am here to point and laugh. If Jenna wants shit and piss herself in a diaper for money on Onlyfans to get that next fentanyl pill that's her own choice. You showed up here to Kiwi Farms, and post wall after wall of text with a picture that could be from a bad day of paintball. I could give a fuck about Jenna's habits, "friends", and her horse lookin' sister. If you want to help her find her and ship her ass to Washington state, with $5 and a Wheelchair maybe then Phil will open the door.
 
I think Derich could write a more compelling and coherent story about Jenna.

The story falls apart in the first paragraph. He claims to have taken her in during the start of the pandemic, when they were apparently "very young years old." Then go on to say you were trying to get her a job (or did get a job, this weird google translate style of writing is hard to parse) but found out she was going down to San Diego to shoot porn, including her now infamous (here at least) Officer Sanders video.

Problem is, the video is several years older than that. While there is a link to the video being posted about a year ago, there's also several from three to four years ago. That's certainly not the only questionable detail, but it's the easiest to disprove.
 
LynxLxny said:
*Mod note: Please take post with grain of salt, as we have dealt with LARPing in this thread before.*

because you think her Medicaid will cover rehab, the cheapest rehab able to host her was

Lighthouse Treatment Center : Alcohol & Drug Rehab Orange County, it was the place admission $2,800 with insurance - no medical per month if the insurance covered 85% of her bill. I find hilarious people assuming that I am some cis male and that I am somehow trying to sleep with her. Hilarious, I have reason to believe she is on her last 4 years of her life at best. Anyhow, I am logging off and maybe soon removing this account I find so ironic you want to help her sister in Washington state which she is technically in a bunker. I saw her sister twice in Facetime while she talked to Jenna and she was doing ok, she even say Hi and “thank you for helping my sister “but her sister is looking like some gothic emo girl or straight out of a Cult by September 2020. I was not aware back then that she was a recluse. You are all really having way too many conspiracy theories.If you are all so hardcore l, why don't you go call Washington state welfare check on her sister, you see you all make assumptions with no proof, no picture, no video. This other dude calling me a cuck, what if I am not a guy, what if I am a girl, what if I am trans? You see same narrative this is why you can't be helpful.​

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No. For the simple reason that she is not your child under aged 26 and you are not married so she is not on your insurance. Nice try though.
 
Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Seriously, I know that the writers have written Khet out of the show for the past 3 years and that Jenna is more interesting for the sole reason that she's a schizo prostitute rather than a sedated horse, but we seriously can't have at least one faggot scoping out Renton convenience stores for a fat horse stocking shelves? Or at least pretending to and writing a fanfic here about it? Instead we have people interacting with Jenna by housing her or hiring her out for her "services."
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I swear to god there better be a late stream where Jenna breaks into the snort fort and causes total chaos and lols. It makes no sense otherwise why the writers would create this Jenna side plot. As usual I feel like I'm just setting myself up for disappointment, however.
 
That little Jenna fan fic I just read is 100% written by a female friend of Jenna's or by the latter herself. A female definitely wrote this but, whats the motivation? Push Officer Sanders OF? Get Kiwi simps to send her money? Or its just Derich being Derich.
 
Reads like one of the dentheads trying to pull a fast one on the Farms. Nice try Derich. As fake and gay as Phil himself.
 
After the Kool-Aid bath, someone larping badly as a white knight for Jenna certainly wasn’t in my predictions. I’ve once again made the mistake of underestimating the autistic power of the Vortex…
 
DiabeticSP said:
Actually as a break from bad LARPing does anyone know what high-school in Michigan Kat went to? Or did she not move to Michigan until later.

If it's close maybe I'll go get a yearbook if only to see if she looked less brain dead back in the day.
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Wow how dare you try and touch the goop no one should mess with DSP or his horse you fucking idiot.

In all seriousness I tried to find out based on where they/the mom was living at certain times and looked up stuff on classmates.com and I couldn't find anything
 
I don’t get why this dude even let her in the house in the first place? Just trying to be captain save-a-ho? I’ve seen plenty of drug addicted people, some of which I know, and never once was I like “Ya know what’s a good idea? Let’s invite them to live in my home!!!”
 
DiabeticSP said:
Actually as a break from bad LARPing does anyone know what high-school in Michigan Kat went to? Or did she not move to Michigan until later.
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Kat went to high school in Michigan: Her (and Jenna's and Chelsey's) mother was convicted of child abuse in Oakland County (suburbs northwest of Detroit) in April of 2005 and they would have been placed in foster care no later than December 2005 when the state Court of Appeals rejected the mother's appeal. Michigan state courts wouldn't have jurisdiction over non-residents so she must have been living there by April 2005 and she would have been in 8th grade at the time based on her late 1990 birthdate. Foster care is administered by state government so moving out of Michigan is very unlikely and children in foster care routinely get moved between families, so she probably went to 2 or more high schools.


I am on mobile so I can't upload the rulings right now, will fix tonight.
Edit: I am a Kiwi of my word and have attached both rulings along with some corrections to the original post based on what I found; based on the way the defendants/respondents are listed it looks like Kat and Jenna's respective fathers lost custody too but did not appeal. Also note that Jenna was only seven years old when her mother went nuts and tried to exorcise her(:_(:heart-empty:(:_(,suddenly it's pretty clear why she turned out the way she did.
 

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LynxLxny said:
This other dude calling me a cuck, what if I am not a guy, what if I am a girl, what if I am trans?
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I never assumed your gender mate, and cuck is neutral.

You let some weird woman in your home.
You allow her to stay, rent free.
You feed her, for free.
You go to work so you can house and feed her and when you're at work other men come over and she fucks them, in your home and against your will.
You're a cuck.
 
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