Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%
  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%
  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%
  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%

  • Total voters
    626
To add on this, Phil takes an entire day off to go.... half a mile.
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This shopping center has his grocery store, gas station, pet store, and multiple places to eat. He takes an entire day off to go half a mile and makes it sound like he completes some Herculean task. He doesn't even have to get on a highway. He could walk there in 15 minutes. This is what he does and where he goes every single Tuesday.
Homo's Odyssey.
 
To add on this, Phil takes an entire day off to go.... half a mile.
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This shopping center has his grocery store, gas station, pet store, and multiple places to eat. He takes an entire day off to go half a mile and makes it sound like he completes some Herculean task. He doesn't even have to get on a highway. He could walk there in 15 minutes. This is what he does and where he goes every single Tuesday.
And he has the nerve to Doordash Taco Bell.
 
Seeing the side-by-side it looks far more likely (but still horrifying). Also have to remember that if you're like me, your mental image of Khet is her wearing night-gown/lingerie or steampunk-dress type clothes, with eyeliners and makeup for her cheeks.
 
I feel sort of sorry for her. She hasn't really done anything to warrant the vitriol that is sent her way. She should just leave him. If she was smart she'd pull a Panda Lee and leave him. Panda gained weight and developed mental health issues while with him too, and now she looks good and is left alone by the autism vortex.

DSP is destined to be sitting on that couch begging for tips for the rest of his life, anyone who enters that condo is going to be drug down with him.
 
I feel sort of sorry for her.
Feeling sorry only goes so far though. She lives with the most spineless cuck imaginable on a six-figure income. She has a world of possibilities and what she chose to do with it is... well, nothing.

If she genuinely is retarded, I feel sorry for her for being a retard, but not because of anything about her current living situation.
 
Her sister lives in a van and is a prostitute...she eats doordash french toast and sushi all day and plays Skyrim

The fuck is wrong with you son
I meant more in the context of her having a 322 page internet forum page filled with people calling her a fat ugly horse. I don't think she deserves that, but she knew what she was getting in to.
 
I meant more in the context of her having a 322 page internet forum page filled with people calling her a fat ugly horse. I don't think she deserves that, but she knew what she was getting in to.
You realize this is Kiwifarms right? The whole point of the site is mocking weirdos and by KF standards her thread is very tame.
 
I meant more in the context of her having a 322 page internet forum page filled with people calling her a fat ugly horse. I don't think she deserves that, but she knew what she was getting in to.
I'll put it this way. To Phil the Fhet Khet is just another card in his beggar's deck of excuses. He uses her to shield thousands of dollars in magical money excuses (ie broken shower, busted vacuum), Phil uses her to pull as wheelchair heart strings (she is crying downstairs, she put sour cream on french toast, and he wants a meal out with her.) All while the fat bitch has been unemployed playing video games for sometime while woofing down DoorDash and most likely drowning herself in booze. Remember to Phil people get used to get what he wants and what he always wants is money for Hogans.
 
Don't feel sorry for her. Remember she was a fan of DSP's for years, so she absolutely knew she was stepping into with his online presence.
She literally got fat because she has it so good in the Castle of Hogliostro, meanwhile her sister is a skinny mentally ill homeless whore that thinks she's a nigger and does sex acts in red Kool-Aid.
 
Don't feel sorry for her. Remember she was a fan of DSP's for years, so she absolutely knew she was stepping into with his online presence.
She literally got fat because she has it so good in the Castle of Hogliostro, meanwhile her sister is a skinny mentally ill homeless whore that thinks she's a nigger and does sex acts in red Kool-Aid.
I heard she was so degraded she even let a Kiwi Farms poster fuck her.
 
Not only that but the crying at how expensive a kid is while not giving up doordash, total wine, and wwe.
 
I feel sort of sorry for her.
I don't. Now, I will say that due to all the shit that was found out about her - her fucked up mother, fucked up childhood, etc....the moment she hit 18, she could've said "You know what? Let me seek professional help for this, so I can become a functioning member of society.", however, not the case; Kat made her choices in life as an adult and she has to live with those choices. She chose to answer Phil's DM on Twitter, she CHOSE to flirt with Phil, she CHOSE to start something with Phil, etc...again, that's the choice she made.

Do I think Kat is damaged? Uh, is the pope Catholic? Only therapy can undo all that damage, but again, she decided to make that choice NOT to fix her issues and hook up with the pigroach. Life is about choices and if you know you're fucked up, you have a choice in the matter: eat your feelings or drink yourself fucking stupid because you hate your life and yourself OR go to therapy and fix that shit. Again, what the fuck do I know? According to Phil, we're all mouth drooling mentally ill morons that don't have real world responsibilities.

Hi, Phil!
 
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