Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[Iron Father]

That probably says way more about her mother than her.

 

[Iron Hamster]

That probably says way more about her mother than her.

It shows she didn't learn how to remove the ghosts of begments past.

 

[UncleTusky]

Didn't she literally have an exorcism performed when she was a kid? I forget the story.

That was Jenna. In the mother's telling Jenna tried to kill her, she took that to mean Jenna was possessed by demons, so she locked Jenna in the closet overnight. The court rulings revoking her parental rights are attached and note the exorcism was done on the youngest daughter without mentioning a name, but since we know Kat is ~7 years older than Jenna and Jenna has posted on IG about how her mother tried to exorcise her:

It definitely was not Kat and was almost certainly Jenna rather than the third sister.

Now for something unrelated to avoid a double post Phil is claiming that Kat has a job again:


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Assuming Phil isn't lying my first guess would be somewhere in the same mall as the MAC where she used to work, it's got a bunch of other fashion/cosmetics stores and she's already been fired from the nearest grocery store.

 

[Iron Hamster]

It definitely was not Kat

You are correct. Recent developments indicate she indeed does not exercise.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

That was Jenna. In the mother's telling Jenna tried to kill her, she took that to mean Jenna was possessed by demons, so she locked Jenna in the closet overnight. The court rulings revoking her parental rights are attached and note the exorcism was done on the youngest daughter without mentioning a name, but since we know Kat is ~7 years older than Jenna and Jenna has posted on IG about how her mother tried to exorcise her:
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It definitely was not Kat and was almost certainly Jenna rather than the third sister.

Now for something unrelated to avoid a double post Phil is claiming that Kat has a job again:

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Assuming Phil isn't lying my first guess would be somewhere in the same mall as the MAC where she used to work, it's got a bunch of other fashion/cosmetics stores and she's already been fired from the nearest grocery store.

To be fair knowing what we know about Jen I'd definitely guess her to be the most likely to be the subject of a failed exorcism.
If only the authorities had allowed her mother to follow through on ridding her of demonic influence she might be in a much better place today.

Also, Kat is very fat.

Also, I don't know exactly what condition she's in otherwise anymore, but I question how long she's going to last anywhere she goes. Soon she'll reach a point where she becomes Phil's ideal wife; a housebound deathfat who can't ever leave and expects nothing out of him except shoveling food into her face. Then he could claim she was "sick" and use it as an excuse to never leave home again.

 

[Michael Janke]

Assuming Phil isn't lying my first guess would be somewhere in the same mall as the MAC where she used to work, it's got a bunch of other fashion/cosmetics stores and she's already been fired from the nearest grocery store.

im wondering about her being fired, how do you get fired from a grocery store?
just do the bare minimum, which means show up on time and stack shelves.
she presumably worked a better job than this at one point and kept it.
i think she quit. weird thing is she quit before lining up another job.

 

[UncleTusky]

im wondering about her being fired, how do you get fired from a grocery store?
just do the bare minimum, which means show up on time and stack shelves.

We're talking about a woman who stays up until ungodly hours of the night getting drunk and eating Doordash. She really might have been unable to just show up sober and on time.

she presumably worked a better job than this at one point and kept it.

None of her jobs were better, they have all been unskilled, all but one (Taco Bell) was retail, and the ones she held for the longest were at hypermarkets (Meijer in Michigan, Fred Meyer in Washington).

i think she quit. weird thing is she quit before lining up another job.

I disagree. If you think back to last year Phil told us that Kat was very unpopular with her coworkers, got turned down for a promotion, and was consistently getting the shifts she didn't want. She may not have been fired outright but it's pretty clear that people wanted to get rid of her - intentionally giving problem employees the shifts they don't want is a normal BS way to get rid of them without paying a severance.

 

[Michael Janke]

BS way for management to get rid of people without paying severance.

she was a part time worker at a grocery store. she didn't get severance, not even any basic benefits besides an employee discount.
grocery stores hire literal retards to work there. unless she was habitually late and refused to do any work, she probably wouldn't get fired.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

she was a part time worker at a grocery store. she didn't get severance, not even any basic benefits besides an employee discount.
grocery stores hire literal retards to work there. unless she was habitually late and refused to do any work, she probably wouldn't get fired.

Especially in this economy where all you need to do to get hired in retail and hold a job is passing the mirror breath test, so I really do wonder how bad shitty of an employee she had to be to get fired.

 

[Lady Adjani]

I disagree. If you think back to last year Phil told us that Kat was very unpopular with her coworkers, got turned down for a promotion, and was consistently getting the shifts she didn't want. She may not have been fired outright but it's pretty clear that people wanted to get rid of her - intentionally giving problem employees the shifts they don't want is a normal BS way to get rid of them without paying a severance.

To be fair, it's nearly impossible to be employed part-time and still get the shifts you want, thinking you'll get the morning shift, weekends off and not be picked to work on holidays is a pipe dream.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Phil told us that Kat was very unpopular with her coworkers

Did he actually say that outright? We all inferred it easily enough from the unfavorable scheduling she was (supposedly) given, but I don't remember any specific talk about the co-workers.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

all you need to do to get hired in retail and hold a job is passing the mirror breath test

Ah that's the problem, they didn't hold the mirror up to her blowhole.

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[UncleTusky]

Did he actually say that outright? We all inferred it easily enough from the unfavorable scheduling she was (supposedly) given, but I don't remember any specific talk about the co-workers.

Yeah it came up in this post in the main thread:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/page-6619#post-8196765

Note the post date of January 24, 2021 - no more than 5 weeks before she left Fred Meyer.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Especially in this economy where all you need to do to get hired in retail and hold a job is passing the mirror breath test, so I really do wonder how bad shitty of an employee she had to be to get fired.

It's an open theological question whether or not the demon possessed can fog a mirror.

 

[Iron Father]

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My slight spin on @hundredthousand's post.

 

[Cats]

Jesu Cristo look at that woman. 400lbs and dead inside. the effects of the Pigroach are on full display

 

[Shirō Ishii]

@Láska / Anonymouse Fucking her can't be worse than wanting to fuck pamperchu

 

[Iron Father]

 

[Dennis Rodman]

@Láska / Anonymouse Fucking her can't be worse than wanting to fuck pamperchu
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Hey, what the fuck?

 

[grump]

That probably says way more about her mother than her.

knowing what we know about Jenna there was probably some element of truth to her acting demon possessed. Although that certainly doesn't mean her mom was sane.