Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Phil Ken Sebben said:
But she loves to cook and clean and take care of the home. That's what he said... when they were still dating. Funny how all that changed when she moved in and got married. It's almost as if she was doing this to trap another sucker into taking care of her.

Khet loves Phil for as long as the ride can last. Once he loses the money, the gout mansion and all that she's going to bail.
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I didn't want to reply to the Leanna Grooming thread, because this is more of a Fhet Khet speculation post, so here goes.
I skimmed through the thread but I didn't see this brought up, but I could have missed it, ofc.

Some of you will remember that Leanna got progressively more chonky over the course of her and Phil's relationship, and the parking lot picture showed that Khet has also balooned up since she last appeared on a DSP stream.
It's a very small sample size, but both these two women have one major thing in common: dating DSP.

Schizo theory time, but do you think Phil is intentionally fattening them up and bringing down their self esteem so they can't bail out as easily, or because he's just a fucking social retard? I know, I know, "don't attribute to malice what could just as easily be attributed to stupidity", but I have heard quite a few stories of men that bring down their wives or girlfriends; trying to make them think they're lucky to even have a man pay attention to them; so they don't leave.

Panda, after the move, had no friends, no family, but she looked for jobs and made friends (which, hilariously, DSP would go out of his way to avoid, like when they would come over to chill with Leanna), had social media accs, so her ditching Phil was much easier, since she could crash on some buddy's couch for a few days while she found some place to live.
Khet was apprently coerced to DFE by DSP when they started dating, has no friends, no socials, no family, nothing, so no support structure, should she want to bail. I could easily see this as DSP trying to isolate them, much like how he tried to isolate his dents. Cult leader behaviour, basically.

There's countless times when DSP has shared very embarrasing stories of both of these women, like the khet.exe has stopped responding event when she put sour cream on her french toast and subsequently got the thousand-yard-stare (according to DSP, which is not a reliable source, but w/e).
I think there even was an exercise bike arc and a gym arc with khet, so maybe she had SOME self improvement aspirations, but I believe DSP put an end to that? Please correct me if I'm wrong, I seem to recall he somehow rekt the bike or sth?
Just think of how Khet first came into DSP's life. She cheated on subaruman with Phil. Surely there's at least a small part of Phil that fears he could, in turn, become subaruman, if Khet was attractive enough and had connections so she could find some other tugboat, so has to do w/e he can to avoid that.

Because, if Khet divorces him (and manages to obtain some sort of alimony), DSP loses a major part of his machoor adult with a business degree LARP, so I could imagine him doing his best to hold on to Khet.

I'm curious what you guys think, and I hope that my post wasn't too incoherent and inarticulate.
 
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Exit fullscreen button said:
I skimmed through the thread but I didn't see this brought up, but I could have missed it, ofc.
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It wasn't in this thread but it's from when Phil was first dating her and he'd fly her out for a week or so. We never saw her face and only pictures taken of her back. He said that she loved to cook and clean and would make all these great things in the kitchen. If you check his instagram from that time the pictures should still be there at least they were the last time I checked.

It's why people started calling her his "Soulmaid" as he referred to themselves as soulmates and she was seen as just going there to cook and clean for him.

Exit fullscreen button said:
It's a very small sample size, but both these two women have one major thing in common: dating DSP.
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Part of that is because they were too busy to actually cook. Leanna was working all the time, Phil was streaming and neither could fix an actual meal so they would go for convenience foods, take out and delivery. Also Khet hasn't shown her face on screen for a long time so who knows what she looks like now.

Exit fullscreen button said:
Schizo theory time, but do you think Phil is intentionally fattening them up and bringing down their self esteem so they can't bail out as easily, or because he's just a fucking social retard? I know, I know, "don't attribute to malice what could just as easily be attributed to stupidity", but I have heard quite a few stories of men that bring down their wives or girlfriends; trying to make them think they're lucky to even have a man pay attention to them; so they don't leave.
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No. You're giving him way too much credit. Phil wants a housekeeper and you can't have that if they're immobile and unable to do anything around the home. The getting chubby is simply the result of being too tired at the end of the day to actually cook.

Leanna, at some point, tried to make healthier meals for the pigroach and she would but he'd still eat a double portion. Khet doesn't care and has some pretty standard white-trash midwestern tastes.

So no. It's not Phil that's making them fat. It's modern life and taking care of a useless lump that is Phil.
 
I have funny images in my head of Phil and Khet on his day off. FeedersydePhil shovelling food down her trap and her waddling to the toilet getting ready to crack the reinforced toilet seat. Her yelling at him because he isn't unclogging the toilet fast enough, his ego the only thing from keeping him hanging himself.
 
Poo Twister said:
I have funny images in my head of Phil and Khet on his day off. FeedersydePhil shovelling food down her trap and her waddling to the toilet getting ready to crack the reinforced toilet seat. Her yelling at him because he isn't unclogging the toilet fast enough, his ego the only thing from keeping him hanging himself.
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Bet he has to wipe her fat ass and do what he loves as much as champions.......................play with scat
 
Phil's bitches get fat because all he does with them is sit around eating take-out, or when they go out they eat at restaurants.
 
When Phil is the one ultimately buyin the meals, don't expect the most healthy either. Whatever is for dinner that night is what Phil is buying, and as you can see its a lot of it.

Aside from door dashing and Taco Bell, I still want to see what their groceries are lookin' like minus the alcohol.
 
Phil Ken Sebben said:
Sweet GodBearJesus! Is that Khet? She was never a looker to begin with but if that's her she's really ballooned up. Fuck.
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And that's from LAST YEAR! Imagine what her fat ass looks like now. Current Kat makes old Kat look like a super model
 
SkippyLongbottom said:
When Phil is the one ultimately buyin the meals, don't expect the most healthy either. Whatever is for dinner that night is what Phil is buying, and as you can see its a lot of it.

Aside from door dashing and Taco Bell, I still want to see what their groceries are lookin' like minus the alcohol.
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And if you think back, Leanna always seemed to have the healthier/lighter option from wherever they ate.

Leanna gained some weight but not that much. Kat however seems to have worse taste in food than Leanna, she loves sloppy Taco Bell for example, so it's not shocking that she is legit fat now.
 
Didn't Leanna also make things like fruit salads and tried feeding them to the pig? Yet he enjoys the potato-based garbage microwave meals that Khet outsources to chef Mike much more. I don't know why he didn't enjoy the fruit salads, as a man who grew up in the rural wastelands of Eastern Europe I've quickly found out that pigs will eat pretty much everything including the remains of the dude you just killed but you didn't hear that from me duhuhuhuhu but Phil is one picky pig, if it's not disgusting greasy fast food he ain't eating it.
 
Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Didn't Leanna also make things like fruit salads and tried feeding them to the pig? Yet he enjoys the potato-based garbage microwave meals that Khet outsources to chef Mike much more. I don't know why he didn't enjoy the fruit salads, as a man who grew up in the rural wastelands of Eastern Europe I've quickly found out that pigs will eat pretty much everything including the remains of the dude you just killed but you didn't hear that from me duhuhuhuhu but Phil is one picky pig, if it's not disgusting greasy fast food he ain't eating it.
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She did and she is now semi-vegetarian (according to her Instagram she eats fish but not poultry or red meat).

For an explanation of why Phil prefers pig slop over anything more sophisticated, the explanation is that they're the culinary version of instant gratification - no complex flavor or textures, just a mushy hunk of salt and fat with meat or potatoes mixed in there. It's the same reason he considered that meat on the bone from the Filipino place "hard work" and goes for liters of gin over a glass of high-quality red wine.
 
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