Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%
  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%
  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%
  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%

  • Total voters
    626
I’ve heard that before but goddamn if that last sentence doesn’t deserve a puzzle piece anyway
Imagine having the ego required to think that your shitty videos will be the thing that carries your legacy decades if not hundreds of years after your death. Imagine thinking that you're on the same level as Ludwig van Beethoven, Nikola Tesla, Isaac Newton or the countless other people in history who left no genetic legacy, but whose actions and works inspire people long after they've died.
 
Richer artistic legacies have come out of detractor content than any of the Internet refuse that faggot will ever leave behind tbh.
 
Imagine having the ego required to think that your shitty videos will be the thing that carries your legacy decades if not hundreds of years after your death. Imagine thinking that you're on the same level as Ludwig van Beethoven, Nikola Tesla, Isaac Newton or the countless other people in history who left no genetic legacy, but whose actions and works inspire people long after they've died.
Ironically he will be remembered in some way when brought up as one of the most notable gaming content creators in YouTube's history, but not for the reasons he thinks at all.

Plus at most he'd be some obscure footnote in some random research paper for early YouTube history, at some point in the distant future YouTube's videos will cease to exist and the only people who would care to remember his antics are people like us, which is honestly pretty minuscule when you see how many other people on various platforms have garnered much larger audiences on things similar to what Phil does, and will likely be well remembered beyond YouTube's existence.
 
From the RTU drama podcast today, Kat still watches Phil's streams and has even cried on multiple occasions when the 'incident' gets brought up.
Based on how Phil describes their lives, Kat sees Phil more on his streams than she does face to face, even though they are married and live in the same house. Then again, I can't really blame her. At least she can turn the streams off or mute him. In person he just keeps talking and talking.
 
Wait DSP crushes puss. This proves it
For like the two times a year he's able to get it up.

Remember Leanna used to complain she didn't get dicked as much by Dark Dave as she would have liked. But then he's pretty noncommittal about the whole thing which leads me to believe he's not trying to go to one side or the other and it trying to stay as middle of the road as he can. In other words, he has no real opinion on it because he doesn't fuck that often.
 
Does anyone know if Kat still works at Fred Meyer?
You must be new to this subforum, a Kiwi found her entire CV here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kat-speculation.46010/page-303#post-11833021 . She left Fred Meyer in February of 2021 and it was probably on bad terms since Phil mentioned that she felt undervalued and disliked there only a month (+ or -) before she left. After that she worked at MAC cosmetics from May-December of last year before leaving; again we don't know why but it was probably on bad terms too given how short it lasted + how she didn't have another job lined up after.

More recently Phil has started talking about her work schedule again in the last ~month but huge grain of salt - he also claimed that early this year when we know she wasn't working, and one of her days off this month just happens to coincide with his Youtube payday.

Edit: Just to catch everybody who might be new here up to speed, Kat used to be half decent-looking but years of living with Phil made her fucking fat:
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You must be new to this subforum, a Kiwi found her entire CV here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kat-speculation.46010/page-303#post-11833021 . She left Fred Meyer in February of 2021 and it was probably on bad terms since Phil mentioned that she felt undervalued and disliked there only a month (+ or -) before she left. After that she worked at MAC cosmetics from May-December of last year before leaving; again we don't know why but it was probably on bad terms too given how short it lasted + how she didn't have another job lined up after.

More recently Phil has started talking about her work schedule again in the last ~month but huge grain of salt - he also claimed that early this year when we know she wasn't working, and one of her days off this month just happens to coincide with his Youtube payday.

Edit: Just to catch everybody who might be new here up to speed, Kat used to be half decent-looking but years of living with Phil made her fucking fat:
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Tons of makeup vs. no makeup, unflattering camera angle and 50 pounds
 
Tons of makeup vs. no makeup, unflattering camera angle and 50 pounds
And she was never much of a looker to begin with. Sure she's okay in a three beers and all the hot ones have left for the night kind of way but to marry that? No. Dark Dave has some weird ideas on what a good looking woman looks like. Especially considering the only women he's been with are Leanna and his horse.
 
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