Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
LilypaCastsUpper said:
A tell all from her would be devastating to him, so she basically has him by the balls.
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Phil has all the leverage anyway.

If he kicked Kat out, her prospects are so much worse now that she's older, and a fatso.
Also the dents have proven time and time again that no amount of evidence against Phil matters to them. Dents gonna dent.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Yeah, can you imagine if Kat told everyone that he spends all his money on WWE Champions and he doesn't fuck her?! That would be devastating and ruin his career.

I mean we already have the fact that Phil used TheyCallMeDSP as his Champs username, the bank leaks, TJGamebox's tracking of his spending, the account only playing when he's not on camera, and that time he accidentally showed the game on his stream.

And then we have videos of Leanna saying they didn't have sex, Phil admitting on his debunk stream that they didn't have sex, the leaked video of Phil rubbing his tiny dick through his shorts, Phil admitting he researched penis enlargement, and the fact that he spent his wedding night Tweeting instead of having sex.

So yeah, besides all those things, I think Kat is blackmailing Phil to reveal that he plays WWE Champions and has a tiny dick. Because that makes perfect sense if you don't think about it.
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Yea, but the farms and detractor videos are not legitimate to him or his dents, and casual observers (like MoistCritical for example) might not be aware of all that. Speaking of MoistCritical, he seemed somewhat ignorant on the nuances and extreme depravity of DSPGaming. Keemstar called his mobile game addiction "skins in a video game," which doesn't even address the severity of the problem (skins might actually be helpful for his business).

He's already given his wife legitimacy, so the ego bruising would be momentous. She could also reveal his alcohol habits. The trolls would "win the super bowl," which would mentally crush him. And that's assuming there not even dirtier 'Pro Jared Sailor Moon' type dirty laundry we don't know about yet. My point is, [short clips] coming from his wife adds an easily digestible legitimacy for the masses that robot bank lady from the farms, secret unlimited video, or some kind of gacha reverse einstein formula from a detractor.
 
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LilypaCastsUpper said:
Yea, but the farms and detractor videos are not legitimate to him or his dents, and casual observers (like MoistCritical for example) might not be aware of all that. Speaking of MoistCritical, he seemed somewhat ignorant on the nuances and extreme depravity of DSPGaming. Keemstar called his mobile game addiction "skins in a video game," which doesn't even address the severity of the problem (skins might actually be helpful for his business).

He's already given his wife legitimacy, so the ego bruising would be momentous. She could also reveal his alcohol habits. The trolls would "win the super bowl," which would mentally crush him. And that's assuming there not even dirtier 'Pro Jared Sailor Moon' type dirty laundry we don't know about yet. My point is, [short clips] coming from his wife adds an easily digestible legitimacy for the masses that robot bank lady from the farms, secret unlimited video, or some kind of gacha reverse einstein formula from a detractor.
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Most of his dents know he plays Champions, they just don't care until after they try to make their heel turn to becoming detractors. Or some of the more loyal ones just shrug it off and say it's his money and he can do whatever he wants, then tries to spin it as us stalking him for tracking his spending.

If Khet started dropping DSP details, he'd just do what he always does. Try to ignore it, eventually have to address it, insist it is lies or out of context or he's changed, latch onto one tiny piece of information that is worded in a way it isn't 100% true, then reveal something way worse/more embarrassing than whatever he was trying to refute in the first point.

Don't get me wrong, it'd be hilarious and I can only imagine how much the thread would explode. I'm sure we'd end up with tons of new memes. It'd be a huge win. But within the goutsphere, things would remain more or less the same. There's never going to be some "see the light" moment with DSP fans. Mostly because that already happened years ago. It's hard to remember, but there was actually a point where DSP was a big draw and had a fair amount of views/supporters. I'd even say that, if he was smarter and had any business sense, he could have been a somewhat prominent name in the gaming community. But he threw all that away and is forever stuck with the legacy of "the guy". He has a handful of dedicated whales keeping him afloat, and the thing with whales is, they aren't known for breaking away from their addictions. But DSP is otherwise either a laughing stock for jerking off on camera or "who" to the rest of the world.

The masses already turned away from DSP, now all that's left is a few truly pathetic whales and literal retards. What's going to make them ultimately stop supporting Phil isn't truth about his spending habits or his drinking. Hell, the dude could beat the shit out of Khet live on stream and the dents would still be tipping their 30 part walkthrough handholding him through whatever children's game he's currently struggling with. The final nail in the coffin will be when Phil insults whatever dumb game/franchise etc. they dearly cling to
 
Here's how it would hypothetically go down.

Kat tells everything. Bankruptcy was a fraud. Phil's an alcoholic and gambling addict. Fast food every day. He killed a hooker behind Arby's in 1992. Marriage was a sham.

Phil comes on his next stream. "So apparently the trolls made up some person named "Kat" to tell lies about me. It's not true! You have to be a complete moron to believe this! The only cat I know is Jasper! You know this! Ackackack! Okay, and now here's the first fucking idiot who gets a ban today... Anyways, time to continue to play Pokemon Feldspar..."
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Phil comes on his next stream. "So apparently the trolls made up some person named "Kat" to tell lies about me. It's not true!
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Or, "So y'know Kat *thumb* my mo---my wife, she started watching detractor channels and lost her mind! Pretty fucked up right? Yeah she filed for divorce and some black, uhm, guy, right, came and picked her up. *snort* Anyway I'm gonna try to move on pahsitively. Oh hey Derich! *huge throat clear* So, Derich says his favorite soft serve flavor is banana & chocolate. Cool. *throat clear* Anyways..."
 
LilypaCastsUpper said:
I wonder if Kat is blackmailing DSP by subtly threatening to reveal his WWE champions addictions and flaccid wiener. Maybe she is making demands like 3 metric tons of boiled shrimp per month and new video game consoles; all while not having to work anymore. A tell all from her would be devastating to him, so she basically has him by the balls.
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Why does she need to blackmail him in the first place? She's relatively low maintenance, none of the things she wants (Doordash, Skyrim) is much of a burden on Phil, and he is absolutely desperate to use her as proof he is a Serious Mature Adult. It's an unhealthy relationship but they're both meeting each other's needs.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
And then we have videos of Leanna saying they didn't have sex, Phil admitting on his debunk stream that they didn't have sex, the leaked video of Phil rubbing his tiny dick through his shorts, Phil admitting he researched penis enlargement, and the fact that he spent his wedding night Tweeting instead of having sex.
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People have mentioned the video of Leanna admitting the didn't sleep together but I have yet to see it be posted here. Does anyone have a link? It was pretty damn obvious they weren't just based on how Phil would completely ignore her flirting and sexual poses when he was doing vlogs but to hear it from her would be interesting.
 
Deathfromabove said:
People have mentioned the video of Leanna admitting the didn't sleep together but I have yet to see it be posted here. Does anyone have a link? It was pretty damn obvious they weren't just based on how Phil would completely ignore her flirting and sexual poses when he was doing vlogs but to hear it from her would be interesting.
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A decent example of when Leanna herself berates Phil over his manhood and sexual performance was during her invasion of the nier playthrough.

She would occasionally come in and mess with Phil but this was the best example:

 
iirc there were some posts from Leanna in the same vein on the soap-making forum.
 
LilypaCastsUpper said:
I wonder if Kat is blackmailing DSP by subtly threatening to reveal his WWE champions addictions and flaccid wiener. Maybe she is making demands like 3 metric tons of boiled shrimp per month and new video game consoles; all while not having to work anymore. A tell all from her would be devastating to him, so she basically has him by the balls.
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Maybe she’s asking for a saltwater pool so she can feed on krill like as if she were in her natural environment
 
Deathfromabove said:
People have mentioned the video of Leanna admitting the didn't sleep together but I have yet to see it be posted here. Does anyone have a link? It was pretty damn obvious they weren't just based on how Phil would completely ignore her flirting and sexual poses when he was doing vlogs but to hear it from her would be interesting.
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Leanna is making soap. Chocolate scented soap. "Better Than Sex" branded chocolate soap. She says "better than sex? Yeah, better than sex that I'm not having'

You have yet to see the video posted here? search the last 15,000 pages.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Leanna is making soap. Chocolate scented soap. "Better Than Sex" branded chocolate soap. She says "better than sex? Yeah, better than sex that I'm not having'

You have yet to see the video posted here? search the last 15,000 pages.
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I found it.
It's buried in a 7 hour long Tevin stream but she says "Better then sex cake. Better then the sex I'm not gettin at this exact moment". Knowing that she was living with Phil at this time... lol. Phil you were dating way out of your league and you didn't even take advantage of it you cuck. I also have to say sitting through her vlogs is tortuous. If Chudjack had a voice it would be Leanna's. She sounds like 12 year old prepubescent boy who really loves DND and Minecraft.
 
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I hate that people take that as a serious admission that they don't have sex. She's just an unfunny person trying to making a boomer joke akin to "Sex? Yes please" and even more awkwardly adds the "at this exact moment" because she probably thought people would take it seriously
 
GunnlaugurSassoon said:
I hate that people take that as a serious admission that they don't have sex. She's just an unfunny person trying to making a boomer joke akin to "Sex? Yes please" and even more awkwardly adds the "at this exact moment" because she probably thought people would take it seriously
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Yeah I agree with this. I think they had some sex at some point, but it sounds like the relationship slowly fell apart. That's probably the period where there was zero sex.
 
GunnlaugurSassoon said:
I hate that people take that as a serious admission that they don't have sex. She's just an unfunny person trying to making a boomer joke akin to "Sex? Yes please" and even more awkwardly adds the "at this exact moment" because she probably thought people would take it seriously
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Cistern Rumbler said:
Yeah I agree with this. I think they had some sex at some point, but it sounds like the relationship slowly fell apart. That's probably the period where there was zero sex.
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They probably have had sex at some point. Leanna says she's not getting laid and in the debunk video Phil says they were not having sex.

I don't know what world you live in where "I wasn't banging my girlfriend" is a win. "How can people take it as a serious admission?" Phil himself stated that they had not had sex in three years. This is not something you lie about for clout. Dude was not banging his girlfriend, he was banging shots of gin.
 
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