Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
UncleTusky said:
Why does she need to blackmail him in the first place? She's relatively low maintenance, none of the things she wants (Doordash, Skyrim) is much of a burden on Phil, and he is absolutely desperate to use her as proof he is a Serious Mature Adult. It's an unhealthy relationship but they're both meeting each other's needs.
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I thought she was "supposed" to be cooking and cleaning, which it doesn't look that that's the case; at least not in the capacity that Leanna was. And every cent not going to DSP's personal comfort/pleasure is a "burden," that's how his dented mind works.
 
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Bigbadyeet said:
Hypothetical question, do you think Phil would tell everyone if Khet left him? Or would he larp as the family man and never mention it until the divorce filing?
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I think he would hide and then deny it for as long as he could because he knows that it would just be another thing for us to make fun of him for
 
I still find it hilarious that Khet supposedly had Phil drive her to work when there was 2 inches of snow outside. That dickhead went off on his stream how dumb fucks in Washington State can't drive in the snow, while at the same time dropping off his dumb wife at her job. She lived in Michigan, where it snows plenty, and couldn't drive. Old news, but funny nonetheless.
 
I got the distinct impression he insisted she not drive herself.
Either he's trying too hard to be A Good Husband™ or he doesn't trust her retarded ass with the car.
 
Cistern Rumbler said:
I got the distinct impression he insisted she not drive herself.
Either he's trying too hard to be A Good Husband™ or he doesn't trust her retarded ass with the car.
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When I watched the "DSP SNOW DAY" video, he made it seem like she was scared of driving and he saved the day. It's hard to believe any of it. Both of the Burnells are lying faggots.
 
HERO_V said:
When I watched the "DSP SNOW DAY" video, he made it seem like she was scared of driving and he saved the day. It's hard to believe any of it. Both of the Burnells are lying faggots.
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Oh you're right, he says she asked him to drive her. I forgot that part, and only remembered this:


Skip to 6:21; "I was thinking, I don't want muh wife to be having to park outside, and imagine her working all day, getting out in y'know like 7/8 hours, and then the car is completely encased in snow, and now she has to like break it out, you know what I mean?"
 
Bigbadyeet said:
Hypothetical question, do you think Phil would tell everyone if Khet left him? Or would he larp as the family man and never mention it until the divorce filing?
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LOL! He would tell everyone...

...inadvertently.

I'd expect to see an uptick in mentions of her doing mundane shit; "kat is...uh...downstairs trying out a new recipe." Awkwardly shoehorning her name into unrelated conversations. Hurriedly saying "us" or "we" when speaking about his faggot assed "day off".

This moron would clue us in to her departure by the fact that he suddenly wouldn't be able to shut up about her.

I'm fairly certain that if Big Kat leaves, Jasper goes with her.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
They probably have had sex at some point. Leanna says she's not getting laid and in the debunk video Phil says they were not having sex.

I don't know what world you live in where "I wasn't banging my girlfriend" is a win. "How can people take it as a serious admission?" Phil himself stated that they had not had sex in three years. This is not something you lie about for clout. Dude was not banging his girlfriend, he was banging shots of gin.
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What is the debunk video? Is it one he made after he broke up with Leanna?
 
HERO_V said:
I still find it hilarious that Khet supposedly had Phil drive her to work when there was 2 inches of snow outside. That dickhead went off on his stream how dumb fucks in Washington State can't drive in the snow, while at the same time dropping off his dumb wife at her job. She lived in Michigan, where it snows plenty, and couldn't drive. Old news, but funny nonetheless.
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And the roads were only wet with the snow only sticking to vegetation. Looking at any type of weather forecast or weather cam is too much work dude.
 
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HERO_V said:
I still find it hilarious that Khet supposedly had Phil drive her to work when there was 2 inches of snow outside. That dickhead went off on his stream how dumb fucks in Washington State can't drive in the snow, while at the same time dropping off his dumb wife at her job. She lived in Michigan, where it snows plenty, and couldn't drive. Old news, but funny nonetheless.
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Cistern Rumbler said:
I got the distinct impression he insisted she not drive herself.
Either he's trying too hard to be A Good Husband™ or he doesn't trust her retarded ass with the car.
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This reminds me of Black Friday 2021. Phil made a big deal on his stream about how he had to drive Khet to work because Black Friday parking is insane. He had to take an extended break from the stream to drive her, even though she worked 4 minutes from the Wakhando. And of course, Phil was playing champions during this break. I think he takes opportunities like these to slip away from the streams and have "me time" which for Phil is gin and hogans, and in Phil's mind, no one can poke around or ask questions about these actions because he is playing the part of the good husband taking his wife to work in the middle of the blistering Renton winter.


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If Kat left, he would attempt to hide it for as long as possible, but there would be tell-tale signs. He'd start showing up to streams late or cancelling them with the excuse of being sick -- AKA been on a booze bender. He'd also likely be applying even more pressure on the dents for tips. Also, would she take Jasper with her?

I just don't see her leaving unless she got a better offer - and that just doesn't look like a possibility. She made the jump from subaru-man to Phil probably in part because of his status as a known streamer (remember he was slightly more successful back then, although still a shadow of the early "wild west" youtube days). She is well fed and watered and is left to do her own shit, apparently only having to spend time with Phil one day per week - reimbursed with a couple of meals out. It would have to be a big step up for her to give that stability up, but nobody at a higher level would give her the opportunity.

My question is - if Kat started back at the gym, or got an exercise bike that wasn't made in China, would Phil start to get nervous? I can't help but think that he would at least let slip if they had exercise equipment at home, because he would want to show off that he does more than supposed power walking.
 
Cistern Rumbler said:
Oh you're right, he says she asked him to drive her. I forgot that part, and only remembered this:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=p4TKmaOhCXw
Skip to 6:21; "I was thinking, I don't want muh wife to be having to park outside, and imagine her working all day, getting out in y'know like 7/8 hours, and then the car is completely encased in snow, and now she has to like break it out, you know what I mean?"
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DSP would be the only one who could hurt himself while shoveling off their car. He probably has khet do it. Then show up on stream the next day with an arm sling and slide it off to play WWE champions or send out the beg tweet on his phone live on stream.

"okay guyz, I cant play a game today uh my arm uhm is broken ACK. SNORT SNORT Uhm Time for some umm more uhhhh QNA? Please tip I need your support to feed myself it helps (and definitely wont be blown on WWE pulls by the end of the stream)"
 
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