Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Japs_eye said:
>the image in my head
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This is the definition of that "They're the same picture." meme.
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Idk why anyone is complaining about these, that's her. She has a really distinct jaw/underbite, still wears too much makeup, and got herself a hilarious sassy haircut that probably cost Phil over $100. The quality is shit and the guy waffling over them is a faggot but these are super fucking funny. Look at the way she's throwing her hands around, look at the enthusiasm. Look at the shirt! I'm happy.
 
DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK said:
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This is the definition of that "They're the same picture." meme.
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Idk why anyone is complaining about these, that's her. She has a really distinct jaw/underbite, still wears too much makeup, and got herself a hilarious sassy haircut that probably cost Phil over $100. The quality is shit and the guy waffling over them is a faggot but these are super fucking funny. Look at the way she's throwing her hands around, look at the enthusiasm. Look at the shirt! I'm happy.
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I do actually agree, she's got the same weird, diagonal face side profile as the old Khet. We can pick out certain features that she has. Even though the quality is pure donkey shit, you know that man tits is steaming out of every hole in his face that we have anything on her. We know she goes to work in a fucking moo moo because regular clothes don't fit, and Philth has to live with the fact that he's got a fat wife and no life.

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Retarded spelling.
 
Poo Twister said:
I do actually agree, she's got the same weird, diagonal face side profile as the old Khet. We can pick out certain features that she has. Even though the quality is pure donkey shit, you know that man tits is steaming out of every hole in his face that we have anything on her. We know she goes to work in a fucking moo moo because regular clothes don't fit, and Philth has to live with the fact that he's got a fat wife and no life.

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how's the health my friend?
 
DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK said:
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This is the definition of that "They're the same picture." meme.
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Idk why anyone is complaining about these, that's her. She has a really distinct jaw/underbite, still wears too much makeup, and got herself a hilarious sassy haircut that probably cost Phil over $100. The quality is shit and the guy waffling over them is a faggot but these are super fucking funny. Look at the way she's throwing her hands around, look at the enthusiasm. Look at the shirt! I'm happy.
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Yeah can't mistake that for anything else but a Master Rank Uragaan.
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LieLieFyre said:
So Meerkat is a sjw, Steve fucks trannies, ALT likes inflation port and what is the last guy into?
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Dude the last one is a DENTIST. It's not normal to be friendly with dentists, these people are sick!! They dig around in bloody mouths all day!

Just imagine this guy, getting home from a long days work- getting ready to eat his porridge- and his wife goes "You have somethin on your cheek luv" and he goes "Don't worry, that's just blood from some blokes gums"!! Sociopathic!!
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Just purely from speculation and zero evidence I'm willing to say I believe this man is Jack the Ripper 2. He's got DARK skeletons in his closet (and the decaying bodies of his streetwalking victims ) . I believe there are a lot of nights when he comes home three hours late, drenched in sweat with red claw marks near his throat and a muddy shovel in his trunk (allegedly based off zero proof, complete libel).

You may think this is ridiculous but I must ask, would you be friends with a dentist?
 
I just watched ALT's apology; he handled the whole situation quite well. ALT addressed all the issues I had with the reveal: the gatekeeping, potato quality, and hyping it as something it wasn't (proof). I still don't understand why he leaked it the way he did, but everyone makes mistakes, I guess.
 
I will never get over how retarded people are.

Just take a normal style photo of the pig and horse if you see them.

If youre in WA, you know his schedule if youre desperate for a pic.

What about drones? Or a PI?

Seriously, its always bigfoot sightings.
 
Mr Clark said:
I will never get over how retarded people are.

Just take a normal style photo of the pig and horse if you see them.

If youre in WA, you know his schedule if youre desperate for a pic.

What about drones? Or a PI?

Seriously, its always bigfoot sightings.
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On that topic what’s Phil’s answer to someone flying a drone outside his window from past the fence and just watching him? He cut down the blinds so he can’t hide from it. Does he just ignore it? Go outside and try to throw shit at it like an ape?
 
Japs_eye said:
Dude the last one is a DENTIST. It's not normal to be friendly with dentists, these people are sick!! They dig around in bloody mouths all day!

Just imagine this guy, getting home from a long days work- getting ready to eat his porridge- and his wife goes "You have somethin on your cheek luv" and he goes "Don't worry, that's just blood from some blokes gums"!! Sociopathic!!
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Just purely from speculation and zero evidence I'm willing to say I believe this man is Jack the Ripper 2. He's got DARK skeletons in his closet (and the decaying bodies of his streetwalking victims ) . I believe there are a lot of nights when he comes home three hours late, drenched in sweat with red claw marks near his throat and a muddy shovel in his trunk (allegedly based off zero proof, complete libel).

You may think this is ridiculous but I must ask, would you be friends with a dentist?
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He’s not really a dentist, it’s an attempt to force a meme that I find really cringe because it’s not catching on but he won’t let it die.
 
People knows where she parks, knows what car is hers, knows where she works. Why is it so hard for these people to get a proper picture of her? Either post something that is clear or don't post anything at all.
 
Never get married guys
 

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BallBuster II said:
People knows where she parks, knows what car is hers, knows where she works. Why is it so hard for these people to get a proper picture of her? Either post something that is clear or don't post anything at all.
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Estrogen seems to flow through a lot of the tractor khammunity. I've always said the confluence of detractors and "willing" supporters of phil often appear as a pale reflection of the grayscaled pussy himself. I'm not advocating for anyone to even bother going near him in person because time spent on just about anything other than DSP in your machoor and authentic real life wins by default. Yet if you were so inclined why not make it worth your while instead of hyping up this soft serve shit.

It amazes me in all this time that he hasn't run into a demented detractor on his dayawff who's taken some intiative and given him a shiner, a fat lip, put him on his back and taken his phone off him to record themselves accessing his dubyachumps account for asspats from the autistic community at large. While I still suspect his one day out a week with mom is nothing more than a machoor adult marriage affectation these days and he literally never leaves the house until forced to by the cold call of reality - HOA forcing him to demolish the cat shit mortar styrofoam castle in his garage. If he is out there and no one ever heckles or bothers him and can't even take a decent picture of his fat wife then it's because he's attracted too many c-tier faggots who deep down are just afraid to admit they kinda like him.
 
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