Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 17 3.2%
  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 116 21.9%
  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 85 16.1%
  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 311 58.8%

  • Total voters
    529
So what you're saying is Khet and Phil are made for eachother then. Two estranged exes probably have better chemistry than they do.
You know what? Despite having zero romantic chemistry Khet and Phil really are perfectly made for eachother. Both are undiagnosed autistics, both are shut ins with no desire for the outside world, both are friendless and antisocial, both love consuming huge quantities of garbage pop culture and both love gorging on fast food. In a way it really is the kind of perfect unity. Both gets what they want. I believe the term for what they have in biology is mutualism. Phil gets a mom wife who can wash his clothes and be proof to his parents he's mature adult and Kat gets a roof over her head and free food. Everybody wins.
 
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- Jenna likes the song "KOOL AID GIRL" by @Meerkat Ink
- Jenna doesn't like all the trash talk about her
- Jenna is a nigger cause the fire alarm chirp doesn't annoy her

Clip source: that being said on twitter
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Jenna seems to be fun when not on any substances. The fact she enjoys an 'detractor' song is a big no-no. Her sister cried because that pesky Tevin was so mean. :( Godspeed Jenna.

Kool Aid Girl does slap too. :gunt:
 
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This is the definition of that "They're the same picture." meme.
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Random clip:
- Jenna likes the song "KOOL AID GIRL" by @Meerkat Ink
- Jenna doesn't like all the trash talk about her
- Jenna is a nigger cause the fire alarm chirp doesn't annoy her

Clip source: that being said on twitter
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Jenna actually has a sense of humor about herself. Best St. Jean sister confirmed. Hope she gets clean and finds something to do besides suck dick for a living.
 
Jenna seems like kind of an alright person considering her upbringing, mental illness and the probability she's been abused on the regular while working as a prostitute.

Kat just kind of exists. That's about it. She's fat, she's stupid, she's a bit of a retard and she seems to have a pretty toxic (yet concealed) personality. I laugh at those claiming divorce or breakup is coming soon (if ever).

There is no love more unstoppable than the love between fat retards who can't do any better.

But for some reason, I don't respect Kat one bit. Don't know why. Wouldn't call myself a misogynist. Maybe it has something to do with marrying darksydephil, and how much of a brain damaged retard you have to be go go through with it. Just fills in the blanks for me to shape a clearer picture of Kat.
 
Jenna seems like kind of an alright person considering her upbringing, mental illness and the probability she's been abused on the regular while working as a prostitute.

Kat just kind of exists. That's about it. She's fat, she's stupid, she's a bit of a retard and she seems to have a pretty toxic (yet concealed) personality. I laugh at those claiming divorce or breakup is coming soon (if ever).

There is no love more unstoppable than the love between fat retards who can't do any better.

But for some reason, I don't respect Kat one bit. Don't know why. Wouldn't call myself a misogynist. Maybe it has something to do with marrying darksydephil, and how much of a brain damaged retard you have to be go go through with it. Just fills in the blanks for me to shape a clearer picture of Kat.

Yes but Leanna presumably challenged Philburt to grow or develop as a person in certain ways, and that really isn't his style.
He's much more of a "Run in a straight line with your head down until you hit a wall, then continue to run into the wall over and over while raging about how it won't move for you, then consider going around and be mad about it the whole time. Repeat."
See here is the thing, Kat wasn't just a lump of a human. The hair tricks video I think solidifies that. The existence of subaru man overall says a lot about it. She was an awful lot like Jenna. She probably still is an awful lot like Jenna. I know a hundred Midwest women like her. But the only Kat we have known for years is Kat through Phil. And Phil can't even make up an exciting strawman. Much less an interesting wife. Because there were attempts from her to do fun things. She streamed with him twice. She helped decorate for christmas. Other things too, that I am forgetting.

But then she realized something important. Phil lied. Now I am not saying Phil is some master manipulator, christ no, but whatever fucking story he fed her, that reeled her in. And I don't think its solely money. Certainly a part, but I think it was a lot more sob story. And she was gonna go fix this poor guy. When she realized everything, I don't blame her for giving up.
So what you're saying is Khet and Phil are made for eachother then. Two estranged exes probably have better chemistry than they do.
Pardon the power level but I got stuck living with an ex to run out a lease...

And we even did grocery shopping together
 
Congrats on having a healthier and more active relationship than a supposedly happily married man. Does Khet even still go grocery shopping with Phil?
Who else is going to carry the groceries?

Phil’s back remember. And he can’t bring his gay little cart to the store, that’s for getting heavy stuff from the car into the house.
 
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See here is the thing, Kat wasn't just a lump of a human. The hair tricks video I think solidifies that. The existence of subaru man overall says a lot about it. She was an awful lot like Jenna. She probably still is an awful lot like Jenna. I know a hundred Midwest women like her. But the only Kat we have known for years is Kat through Phil. And Phil can't even make up an exciting strawman. Much less an interesting wife. Because there were attempts from her to do fun things. She streamed with him twice. She helped decorate for christmas. Other things too, that I am forgetting

True. Where the hell was she supposed to go, once the jig was up? Once Phil had reeled her in, she was basically stuck.

No wonder she got an asexual haircut and gained 200 lbs. Going from very average midwestern girl to unfuckable, asexual fat heifer was the only way she could get back at Phil.

Makes me feel bad for her.

Still hope for a divorce saga though. I don’t think Khat realizes the power she has. Like fucking with his streams and yelling/arguing through the door.

Could you imagine Phil’s eyes darting back and forth in wild panic, lmao!
 
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See here is the thing, Kat wasn't just a lump of a human. The hair tricks video I think solidifies that. The existence of subaru man overall says a lot about it. She was an awful lot like Jenna. She probably still is an awful lot like Jenna. I know a hundred Midwest women like her. But the only Kat we have known for years is Kat through Phil. And Phil can't even make up an exciting strawman. Much less an interesting wife. Because there were attempts from her to do fun things. She streamed with him twice. She helped decorate for christmas. Other things too, that I am forgetting.

But then she realized something important. Phil lied. Now I am not saying Phil is some master manipulator, christ no, but whatever fucking story he fed her, that reeled her in. And I don't think its solely money. Certainly a part, but I think it was a lot more sob story. And she was gonna go fix this poor guy. When she realized everything, I don't blame her for giving up.

Agreed that Kat wasn't just a lump. Subaru Jeff was the stark opposite of what Phil is. A very outdoorsy guy taking pics driving ATVs and such. He had to drag Kat into doing some of that. There's the rumor he dragged her to some activity I forget.

She was serious about wanting to be a streamer. She paid decent money to be able to stream Persona like she did. There were aspirations there.

From tidbits we know from Phil, he drew Kat in with needing help with his alcoholism. He's also said he quit mobile games once Kat came into the picture. And now... obviously those are both proven massive failures.

Kat is in the prime position to give up. She doesn't need to try at all for Phil. He's a complete disappointment other than still making 6 figures/year.
 
Agreed that Kat wasn't just a lump. Subaru Jeff was the stark opposite of what Phil is. A very outdoorsy guy taking pics driving ATVs and such. He had to drag Kat into doing some of that. There's the rumor he dragged her to some activity I forget.
According to Pigroach, Subaruman forced Kat to watch all the new Marvel movies with him whenever they released in theaters. She apparently was not very interested in those movies, so Pigroach subsequently mentioned this as an example of how Subaruman grossly mistreated Kat.
 
According to Pigroach, Subaruman forced Kat to watch all the new Marvel movies with him whenever they released in theaters. She apparently was not very interested in those movies, so Pigroach subsequently mentioned this as an example of how Subaruman grossly mistreated Kat.

Extra funny considering Phil’s old but deep love for everything marvel.

I bet Phil would just hate it if a masculine, outdoorsman invited him to a Marvel movie (for free!). And then maybe invite himself in to the snortfort for a night of drink guzzling and ass jokes.

From tidbits we know from Phil, he drew Kat in with needing help with his alcoholism. He's also said he quit mobile games once Kat came into the picture. And now... obviously those are both proven massive failures.

She was clearly interested in streaming, and Phil made it out in the beginning as if she’d be a part of his streams.

If you’re a young girl with zero prospects, and zero family who has ambitions to be a twitch streamer, it be an obvious career move to land an established streamer boyfriend/husband.

(Too bad that Khat was really naive and maybe a little dumb, and thought Phil was someone who could be that guy. Instead of THE guy.)

Now clearly something happened very early on in the marriage, to make Khat totally dump those plans.

Phil likes to pretend that she never was a streamer, and “assholes and mouth breathing MORAHNS” chased her away.

But what if it was Phil? Khat realized she effectively had been catfished. The established, well off streamer she thought she married was a bottomless pit of money and a joke online.

The alcoholic who just needed the support of a good woman to right his ship, turned out to be an alcoholic gambling addicted asexual weirdo, who just wanted a momwife/beard and had zero intentions of ever changing.

Khat was stuck. No family, no place she could move to. So she took her toys and went into a self imposed exile, refusing to be part of Phil’s autistic streams.

Sound good?
 
I think we're overestimating Khet's ambitions a little. I don't get the impression that she was some invested streamer who poured her art and craft into the soul hoping to gain an audience to share her insightful commentary and gaming passion with the world. I think she was just trying to make a quick buck while playing video games, and when it was quickly apparent that it wasn't going to happen, she stopped. If she was making halfway decent money from it, I bet she'd have kept going, but it'd basically be a replacement for the minimum wage 20 hour job she works.

We know Phil has almost no influence over her, he can't even get her to waddle out of the gout fort on their day off anymore. If she really wanted to stream/have an online influence, I don't think Phil would be able to stop her. Hell, I genuinely don't know if Phil would even have the balls to passive aggressively speak up about it. Phil is a giant pussy when it comes to any sort of face to face reaction, and I bet he's terrified of fighting with Khet and losing her like he lost Leanna. He's also probably terrified of having to actually do anything with her as well outside of eating Door Dash.

They're an awful husband/wife, but they're whatever the soulmate equivalent is for roommates. Judging by her weight, Khet is pretty comfortable with her existence in the snort fort. Maybe she was more social and outgoing at one point, but apparently it wasn't as important as eating fast food and playing video games all day. She's not exactly the first person in the world who was more "normal" when she was younger and then ultimately let herself go and just become a fat, lazy slob.

I think Phil contributed in some fashion, but I wouldn't put the entirety of the blame on him. At the end of the day, Khet still chose to be with him. She's older and fatter now, but there was nothing stopping her in the earlier days from trying to jump ship and find someone else to leech off of. Phil is living proof that there's always some dent online to take advantage of. It's sad because someone like Khet is without a doubt, wasted potential. But it's not exclusive to Phil, I'd wager the majority of us know at least one or two people who are Khet-esque.
 
At the end of the day, Khet still chose to be with him.
I don’t entirely disagree but I think you overestimate how much agency she had.

She was staying with Subaru man because she didn’t have anywhere else to go.

After she cheated on SM with Phil (lol!) it was either the snort fort or the streets.

Likewise, once she was in Seattle it was either Phil or the streets and pull a Jenna.

She doesn’t have family or friends of the kind that you can just move in and couch surf with.
 
You know what? Despite having zero romantic chemistry Khet and Phil really are perfectly made for eachother. Both are undiagnosed autistics, both are shut ins with no desire for the outside world, both are friendless and antisocial, both love consuming huge quantities of garbage pop culture and both love gorging on fast food. In a way it really is the kind of perfect unity. Both gets what they want. I believe the term for what they have in biology is mutualism. Phil gets a mom wife who can wash his clothes and be proof to his parents he's mature adult and Kat gets a roof over her head and free food. Everybody wins.

Agreed that Kat wasn't just a lump. Subaru Jeff was the stark opposite of what Phil is. A very outdoorsy guy taking pics driving ATVs and such. He had to drag Kat into doing some of that. There's the rumor he dragged her to some activity I forget.

She was serious about wanting to be a streamer. She paid decent money to be able to stream Persona like she did. There were aspirations there.

From tidbits we know from Phil, he drew Kat in with needing help with his alcoholism. He's also said he quit mobile games once Kat came into the picture. And now... obviously those are both proven massive failures.

Kat is in the prime position to give up. She doesn't need to try at all for Phil. He's a complete disappointment other than still making 6 figures/year.

I don’t entirely disagree but I think you overestimate how much agency she had.

She was staying with Subaru man because she didn’t have anywhere else to go.

After she cheated on SM with Phil (lol!) it was either the snort fort or the streets.

Likewise, once she was in Seattle it was either Phil or the streets and pull a Jenna.

She doesn’t have family or friends of the kind that you can just move in and couch surf with.


People read too much into Khet. She's an NPC. Even more than Phil and one of the most NPC NPCs I've ever seen. Only watches whatever mainstream mass market movie is out at the time only plays the most mainstream mass market AAA game at release. (except maybe skyrim). No desire to make a splash in anyway, gave up on streaming and now no longer even wants to raise an eyebrow through a spicy internet comment or appearing on her 'husbands' podcast. Even gave up on her personal appearance with the tried and true well I'm married now so I can let it all roll out.

Zero original opinions zero ambition zero desire to explore outside of her bubble physically, mentally, or emotionally. Just wants to lock herself in her tiny room and coonsume doordash mass market food and generic mass market media day after day year after year until she falls over dead and disappears having made no mark on the world and the universe chugs on as she never existed.
 
I don’t entirely disagree but I think you overestimate how much agency she had.

She was staying with Subaru man because she didn’t have anywhere else to go.

After she cheated on SM with Phil (lol!) it was either the snort fort or the streets.

Likewise, once she was in Seattle it was either Phil or the streets and pull a Jenna.

She doesn’t have family or friends of the kind that you can just move in and couch surf with.
yeah. she was sold a bill of goods with piggy being on his best behavior for the 3 visits she had before moving in. Then reality hit. It's why he can't have her seeing content that exposes his true shitbag self.
 
I don’t entirely disagree but I think you overestimate how much agency she had.

She was staying with Subaru man because she didn’t have anywhere else to go.

After she cheated on SM with Phil (lol!) it was either the snort fort or the streets.

Likewise, once she was in Seattle it was either Phil or the streets and pull a Jenna.

She doesn’t have family or friends of the kind that you can just move in and couch surf with.
While you're not wrong about the later parts, I wouldn't exactly give her a pass for the whole cheating on SM bit. She had plenty of agency then, and for once, showed some level of ambition. And I mean...it's a shitty thing to do, but she still had agency with Phil, she could have tried to find someone else. Instead, she comfortably ballooned up and agreed to marry him.

And even beyond that, while Khet is definitely not someone who has a lot going for her, she's not completely helpless. She's, at the very least, able to work basic jobs. She's definitely on the slower side, but as far as we know, she isn't completely dented to the point she can't try and get some sort of education. A popular theory in the beginning was Khet was going to use Phil and ultimately leave in a year or two once she was in a better position, either from divorcing him and getting his stuff, or just having him pay off her supposed debt or whatever. And there's definitely a world where if Khet decided she wanted to go to school, Phil would hoof the bill. She's vaguely expressed interest in getting a better job/management position, but has seemingly taken 0 steps to achieving that.

Again, I'm not denying that she's damaged goods and had a rough upbringing, but that excuse only goes so far, and she's not Derich levels of helpless. Part of if is for sure on Phil, a real husband would be supportive and encourage his wife to actually do something with her life. But at the end of the day, she's still responsible for her actions and, as far as we can tell, she's done nothing but order Door Dash and continue to work 15-20 hours a week.

Maybe it's all still part of a long con and she really has been squirelling away her savings and lining up her next mark, but it seems like she's perfectly happy with her position in the stable.
 
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