Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 17 3.2%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 116 22.1%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 85 16.2%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 308 58.6%
  • Total voters
    526
Im one page into my last post and HOLY FUCK I got two words for ya SOOOOOOEY SOOOOOEY.

Can someone with some mad editing skills take this and edit Mrs. Ed's face onto the kids:
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/51a4e1a3-84a1-47b8-a505-70525992d050
Also what season of Roseanne was it where she had the short hair cause if that's not an exact double then I'm the grandpappy of all liars.
 
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All I think when I see this
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is this
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This shit is bizzare from that really totally normal reaction for "Give her a smooch" to her being a mini?! DSP same opinions, same tastes ZERO chemestry
 
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This gaslighting piece of shit.

What are our goals for the year?
I mean, honestly we haven't--
Again, this isn't--
You guys are acting--
*Smug condescending grin*
Like this is like a Super Serious--
*Smug chuckle*
*Smug punchable smile*
Like we sat down and we planned out a a giant years worth of stuff that we're doing.
We haven't done that, right?
Like, for us, this just a--
A stream be fun together, right?
To hang out.
To answer some questions, to see how people receive it.
To let you know we're interested in doing some co-op gameplay this year.
That's--
That's about it.
Alright?
We're not that--
We don't have goals for things.
No, we're not setting up a "Phil and Khet Co-Op Channel"!
This is ridiculous!
*Horseface Kathy scoffs smugly*
That people are--
No!
You guys--
You guys all--
What you do, is you take the pebble
*Mimes picking up a small pebble*
and you turn it into a giant mountain!
*Mimes expanding the small pebble into a giant mountain*
That's what you tend to do!
We're not anywhere near that!
We're just kinda testing the water with how tonight goes.
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Yeah, Mr. Darksyde, I wonder why people were theorizing that you were going to start doing co-op regularly with your deathfat wife. It's not as if one your artslaves (probably OIC) made a bizarre thumbnail hinting at that.

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(Image taken from poems_future on twitter/X)

DSP, the chill and positive content creator that he is, is more than happy to condescend and smugly shoot down his viewers hope for anything different from the current content sludge that DSP Enterprises churns out six days a week.
It's also great that DSP proudly proclaims that the "Hype" and "Meaningful Mystery Stream" that he's been promoting for week, had nothing planned for it other than wheeling in his morbidly obese wife.

The Grift Continues . . .
 
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I won't dogpile on Khet because she doesn't personally offend me the way DSP does, but I really don't understand what was going through either of their heads to have thought this was a good idea. I'd say the people suggesting this is bait for DSP to point at and use as examples of how evil detractors are for making fun of his wife are right but I don't think he's that smart. It seems cruel of him to parade her out like this knowing he has so many dedicated hate watchers, especially when she apparently got upset because of the chat the last time she was on stream and was a lot smaller.
 
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AGoodBrazilian said:
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Only soulmates would be balding in roughly the same spot.

EmpGulcasa said:
I won't dogpile on Khet because she doesn't personally offend me the way DSP does, but I really don't understand what was going through either of their heads to have thought this was a good idea. I'd say the people suggesting this is bait for DSP to point at and use as examples of how evil detractors are for making fun of his wife but I don't think he's that smart. It seems cruel of him to parade her out like this knowing he has so many dedicated hate watchers, especially when she apparently got upset because of the chat the last time she was on stream and was a lot smaller.
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It's true Kat is basically innocent, she just subsists off of Phil and doesn't directly contribute to his grift. I think the important context though is that Phil originally described her as a swimsuit model and basically the hottest babe on earth when he first introduced her. If it weren't for Phil grossly exxagerating then I don't think most people would really have cared about her appearance. So with that, making fun of her appearance is completely fair game since Phil set up the expectation and has clearly been hiding her for years because of this until the documentary forced his hand.
 
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Yeah, Dave, I wonder people were theorizing that you were going to start doing co-op regularly with your deathfat wife. It's not as if one your artslaves (probably OIC) made a bizarre thumbnail hinting at that.

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Whoever made that must want to fuck phil (probablly OIC). They made phil look normal and drew poor fat kat as a total porker complete with cankles.
 
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