Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%
  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%
  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%
  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%

  • Total voters
    626
Hence why he says he always apologizes after salty nights of SF6 or Tekken
That's his word on that.
Not sure about this, but wasn’t it issued after she made contact with Phil and started cheating? Phil mentioned he had to bankroll her to stay at motels for a couple weeks after Subaruman sent her to the streets where she belonged. Probably just some petty revenge on her end. He dressed it up as her lease expiring, I think. But it was obviously her getting righteously kicked to the curb.

And to be honest megacucked Phil was letting Panda drive his car to her Tyrone meetings even post break up, according to him, so he might just agree with her that Subaruman was wrong to terminate her couch surfing benefits.

Unironically good match who deserve each other, for sure.
Phail is a liar. Only thing I believe is Subaru went off yelling when he found out she was douching him behind his back. Guarantee she moved into to Phail's as soon as Subaru kicked her to the curb.
Anyone else noticing a theme here...
One could almost call it a fattern
 
Yeah but why would he bring it up at all then. It doesnt make him look good that at 42 he's throwing temper tantrums and has to say sorry to his wife about it. It just makes him look like a retard
He's the king of stupid. He thinks it makes him look like a mature adult. She could care less unless it throws off the midnight food delivery. We've seen the way she recoiled when he tried to touch her.
 
Let's check in on Subaruman. I think he won in the end.
 

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I wonder if he was thinking of Rambo, the one who got away.
You can see in his expression a gnawing fear that Fat Kat would devour the entire post-wedding feast at the robust East Coast-style Italian pizza parlor and leave him naught but a few crumbs.
 
Khet looks genuinely happy. Once Phil slipped the ring on her finger, that was her ticket to the life she always dreamed of: being a layabout landwhale.

Meanwhile Phil is holding back tears. I wonder if he was thinking of Rambo, the one who got away.
That's no surprise, Phil probably thinks the idea of having a wedding that costs money where he has to kiss a girl in front of people is totally weird and stupid. He'd absolutely never have considered any of it if it wasn't the mature adult thing to do.

Weddings definitely sit far at the opposite end of the spectrum of human experience from whatever dark region DSP exists within.

Anyone else remember way back in the day when there were users on this board jealous of Phil because he had a hot redhead girlfriend with a thigh gap?
I only remember me being jealous of Kat because she gets to go shopping with Phil.
 
Anyone else remember way back in the day when there were users on this board jealous of Phil because he had a hot redhead girlfriend with a thigh gap?
literally nobody here was ever jealous except oishe. have you seen this bitches side profile? even when she was skinny she was still ugly with her jutting nigger mandible
 
Anyone else remember way back in the day when there were users on this board jealous of Phil because he had a hot redhead girlfriend with a thigh gap?
lol you mean this guy? @Fayt

With some of his classics:

Edit: In case anyone wonders what happened to him Neger doxed him but it was so pathetic instead of posting it he told him to fuck off forever or he would post it.
 
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Let's check in on Subaruman. I think he won in the end.
Oh, totally won! Now, he can do hairtricks with someone that actually wants to be there instead of a retarded version of Tawny Kitaen, that is giving off the body language of a hostage held at gunpoint and Subaru man holding a loaded gun behind the camera, telling her beforehand: "Bitch, you are going to do this or we are gonna have a problem!" Which leads to me to the restraining order, because Phil had to open up his big ass fucking mouth during the interview that soulmaid had a restraining order against Subaru man because "he was hitting her". This came from Meth Bear on Twitter, who is an attorney, who was able to find it's existence. He did mentioned that in order to find the details of what happened, that would require doxxing him, so, he didn't go with it, as it does require written consent of the requesting party. He was able to find the existence of the restraining order.

Restraining order details:
46th Circuit Court, Otsego County
Katherine St. Jean vs Jeffrey Rudel
Case No. 17-16902-PP
Petition for Personal Protection
Order Granted: June 15, 2017
Expired: June 15, 2018
Clerk’s Office: (989) 731-7500

Now, I KNOW I'm going to catch hell for saying this, but I think the whole restraining order was a ruse by Khat as a way to frame Subaru man as a piece of shit. Again, I am NOT saying he didn't slap her around, but what I am saying is this: everyone has mentioned, not just Jeff, that Khat "has some emotional and mental issues." even coming from Officer Sanders herself, also, she has a history of being on a 72 hour psych hold, along with a history of breaking and entering, along with trespassing, along with a history of her own mother trying to harm her because of "demons." Could've Subaru man slapped soulmaid around? Yes. Could it also be a ruse? Also, yes. However, Khat has a history of being, well, not so mentally and emotionally well...

A bit of TMI: I've worked in inpatient psych facilities, especially with victims of DV and potential victims of DV, along with forensic pt's that have had not just thoughts of suicidal ideations, but also homicidal ideations. I've seen female pt's admit to not just myself, but also PD that came to do investigations that they purposefully harmed themselves to "frame" someone because of something or the other. As for why they did it? One female pt said, once she was mentally stable, said this: "Because I want to see that motherfucker thrown to the wolves for breaking up with me!" I digress. Did the accusing party press charges? No. Because he once said "She's not right mentally and I just want to move on with my life, if I'm to be frank. She's in there for a reason and I want to see her get the right help."

I do think what happened was this - when Subaru man kicked soulmaid out of his house, she had nowhere else to go, remember; Phil and Khat NEVER talked on the phone, they only text, Khat did the whole ruse of the lock in the sock, swung it a few times, took some pictures, showed Philly cheesesteak, and went "Phil, baby! Look what Jeff did to me!", built up enough evidence to show the court to get their sympathy, and boom! Phil wanted to be the hero and show the world "I took my now wife out of a situation where she was being physically abused." Again, people with NPD LOVE being the hero and to show the world "Look at what I did! Like me!" I digress.

I think Khat is a major manipulator, just like Philly boy. However, unless one is able to get their hands on the details of the restraining order AND her medical records from the inpatient psych facility, we'll never know. Hell, JUST to get those medical records, you would need written consent from soulmaid herself because HIPAA guidelines state that in order to get medical records, you need written consent from the pt or it has to be mandated by a court order. Also, it's not worth it, for two shut in's that are playing make believe adults.

Also, Jeff seems like an alright dude. I don't see him slapping his new bride when dinner is late. "Tuna casserole, again!", while slapping the shit out of her, after he had a hard day at the factory. Again, I could BE totally wrong. However, I don't see that in him. It's possible Jeff has had anger issues in the past, but again, I don't know. I can only speculate on what MIGHT'VE happened and what we know from soulmaid, I can honestly believe that Khat is possible of self harm to get her way.

Again, this is all speculation without going through the process of doxxing yourself, going through hoops to get paperwork to prove a point about a person that is comfortable playing vidya games, stuffing her dicklicker full of Doordash, and playing vanilla Skyrim until the wheels on her chair fall off.

I'm glad Subaru man now has someone that wants to do hairtricks with him, etc....and I do hope it lasts a long time, not just a short time.
 
A lot of people that beat their girlfriends seem like perfectly fine people you'd never suspect. Phil literally cannot take care of himself, he needs someone to cook do laundry, dishes etc. Pretty sure Phil was ready to take in any girl after Leanna without any ruse of abuse necessary. I imagine he put her to work in the snort fort the day she arrived. What a classic from Ludwig https://youtu.be/o4qg0a62WXg?si=Kh6LX5sSy_pzoACn
 
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Did the accusing party press charges? No. Because he once said "She's not right mentally and I just want to move on with my life, if I'm to be frank. She's in there for a reason and I want to see her get the right help."
I don't know anything particular about Kat's situation, but her order adheres to this pattern. I'd guess she would have filed for a TRO - temporary restraining order. Those are almost always granted, because the court will want to err on the side of caution. After the TRO, there is usually a hearing to see if it is necessary to put a PPO in place. I imagine Mr. Subaru was thrilled to have her out of his life and chose not to show up to the hearing. The court would then give her a default order, usually 1 year which matches this info, without needing to look at the merits of her case.

TLDR: Kat's order was likely not contested by Subaru man and therefore summarily granted, so her having an order doesn't prove anything beyond her making an accusation.

I take the abuse allegations with a grain of salt, because neither Kat or Phil are reliable narrators.
 
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