Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Skippy Shortbottom said:
WAS her job. For a honeymoon period. For the short amount of time to show her worth before she got the ring on her finger. . .
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I bet her wedding ring doesn't even fit her finger anymore. Definitely her engagement ring doesn't. They bought the engagement ring Fall 2018, and the wedding band probably right before their shotgun wedding.

That would be something actually funny to needle Phil with. "Hey Phil, why doesn't Kat wear her wedding ring anymore?" just to see what response his slurry of narcissism, paranoia, compulsive lying, and complete idiocy spits out.
Or if the SF6 troll made his screen name 'Kat2Fat4HerRing'.
 
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Prince Lotor said:
I bet her wedding ring doesn't even fit her finger anymore. Definitely her engagement ring doesn't. They bought the engagement ring Fall 2018, and the wedding band probably right before their shotgun wedding.

That would be something actually funny to needle Phil with. "Hey Phil, why doesn't Kat wear her wedding ring anymore?" just to see what response his slurry of narcissism, paranoia, compulsive lying, and complete idiocy spits out.
Or if the SF6 troll made his screen name 'Kat2Fat4HerRing'.
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Her ring has that split part in the band so it can fit any finger. Picture added as proof.
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Kat most likely actually swallowed the ring while shoving Doordash slop into her mouth and didn't realize it until later.
 
Kat most likely left it at Tyrones when she was putting out for him. He loves his BBWs unlike Phil.
 
I heard some people gave Kats sister money, and they think she’s going to go out to the snort fort and interrupt the stream.

These people are going to be really disappointed when absolutely nothing comes of this, and she ends up using that money to buy meth, and we never hear another word about this.

Jesus Christ people are stupid man. I know I shouldn’t be surprised when we’re talking about the people that orbit this bullshit but my god.
 
X2F01 101011 said:
I heard some people gave Kats sister money, and they think she’s going to go out to the snort fort and interrupt the stream.

These people are going to be really disappointed when absolutely nothing comes of this, and she ends up using that money to buy meth, and we never hear another word about this.

Jesus Christ people are stupid man. I know I shouldn’t be surprised when we’re talking about the people that orbit this bullshit but my god.
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It's crazy how people will sit around and call the people who donate money to Phil morons and dents because all that money goes to DoorDash and WWEC and then proceed to give money to somebody who is obviously batshit fucking crazy and is going to waste the money on drugs and/or alcohol. Jenna is doing the same to detractors that Phil does to his dents, I would have hoped that people who see through Phils bullshit would be capable of seeing through Jennas bullshit. But here we are, watching one disaster try to out disaster another disaster.
 
X2F01 101011 said:
I heard some people gave Kats sister money, and they think she’s going to go out to the snort fort and interrupt the stream.

These people are going to be really disappointed when absolutely nothing comes of this, and she ends up using that money to buy meth, and we never hear another word about this.

Jesus Christ people are stupid man. I know I shouldn’t be surprised when we’re talking about the people that orbit this bullshit but my god.
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I wonder what gets spent faster, Jenna's money to her dealer, or Phil's money to Champions
 
X2F01 101011 said:
I heard some people gave Kats sister money, and they think she’s going to go out to the snort fort and interrupt the stream.

These people are going to be really disappointed when absolutely nothing comes of this, and she ends up using that money to buy meth, and we never hear another word about this.

Jesus Christ people are stupid man. I know I shouldn’t be surprised when we’re talking about the people that orbit this bullshit but my god.
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Even if she made the trip, he lives in a gated community. How is she going to get in?
And then even if it all succeeded, what? We get a clip of Phil sweating for a few minutes with some muffled white trash screaming in the background until the police to show up and cart her away? They aren't going to let her into the house or something.

I swear at this point the average IQ of the detractorsphere has to be at least 15 points below the national.

Philipp Amthor said:
and someone in this community had sex with her....
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Yeah but to be fair back then she hadn't adopted the fluffernutter lifestyle.
Fit women do sometimes get fat later on. It's really tragic but that's life.
 
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