Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
shalashaska said:
I think I might fish again for Jenna, this Joon doc really getting me hankering for that kool aid girl
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Pandalee’s Tits said:
Do you guys think DSP is resentful towards Fat Kat for gaining weight or do you think he’s just asexual and doesn’t give a fuck?
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bathtubcosby said:
I think he probably dislikes that shes slower in doing chores, but he likes that he can look down on her and shes more trapped with him than ever.
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I figure he dislikes it in the sense that a fat chick is nowhere near as prestigious a trophy to show off as a thin girl. Thats why he was ashamed and hid her for so long. He was cucked in the sense that his fashion accessory ate her way out of her sole reason for existence. If he couldn't show off khet he might as well be single but now he's stuck with a leech on his resources. The only thing that keeps it going is he pretends to himself that people are still wowed by by that MACHOOR guy with the beautiful WAF, even though he knows it isn't true. Then the doc was going to drop and then he figured he might as well get as much mileage out of her as he could.

As for actual sexual attraction nah he probably doesn't give a shit about that. I would bet money that they have no significant physical interaction and probably very limited social interaction at least these days.
 
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He didn't end up going through with the Mike Cum documentary though, and in the aftermath, Mike was probably professional enough not to disclose anything about Kat becoming fat.

So really Pigroach revealed Fat Khat for no benefit to him at all.
 
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Sparkletor said:
Honestly, my guess is that Kat is a manipulator and was fully aware of how much of a desperate idiot DSP was. He claimed she was going to move in and pay his bills and her only desire was to cook, clean, and help him make videos.

We now see she isn't paying his bills, cooks a couple days a week, and won't be on camera. Either she lied to Phil to get him to pay for her move and everything else, or Phil lied about what she told him. Phil is known for making shit up so it's easy to put the blame on him, but I think Kat is a liar as well.
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I don't think Khet is this innocent girl ALT paints her to be.

DSP talked to her, she went over his twitter and social media and saw a manchild who had a recent break up and decided to move on from Subaru Man.

She's not some intelligent femme fatale, but she's not a complete idiot either.
 
neger psykolog said:
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That's why I never feel bad for her, and definitely not for him. Per bankruptcy, she was once pulling in $1500-1800 a month. Even when his shit was declining rapidly, they had enough combined to live. And she's a fucking adult with 2 legs, leave if its toxic, which she won't.

Also the first time she was back on camera she complained that Seattle smelled like weed. Thanks Nancy Reagan, whine more about how bad the reefer is.
 
johnkimble123 said:
That's why I never feel bad for her, and definitely not for him. Per bankruptcy, she was once pulling in $1500-1800 a month. Even when his shit was declining rapidly, they had enough combined to live. And she's a fucking adult with 2 legs, leave if its toxic, which she won't.

Also the first time she was back on camera she complained that Seattle smelled like weed. Thanks Nancy Reagan, whine more about how bad the reefer is.
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Speaking of, where the fuck is her money going? She's supposedly a gaymer and all she games on is a poverty Xbox Series S that her hubby allegedly bought her, couldn't even shell out for a Series X. Even if she's just working on and off let's say that she rakes in $6k a year. That's a pittance to anyone else but it's not bad for someone with zero expenses and zero hobbies beyond gayming and being a couch potato (there's also eating but Phail foots the bill on that one). For that $6k she could've gotten a beast gayming PC and enough vidya to last her a decade. I wouldn't be surprised if she's a gacha fiend as well, I vaguely remember Phail saying that she plays some Looney Tunes mobile game.
 
Big Brown Schlub said:
I wouldn't be surprised if she's a gacha fiend as well, I vaguely remember Phail saying that she plays some Looney Tunes mobile game.
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I thought it was animal crossing but yeah, gacha games either way. Remember, she is so into gacha she tried to get wi-fi on the flight to Connecticut.

Phil also claims 'she has her own debts'. Do I think her debts from Michigan are worth more than the sum total of take her take-home pay post-move to Renton? No, not even if you subtract out gas + doordash/takeout on work nights. Do I think she might be pulling some DSP tier idiocy like kiting credit cards or perpetually keeping them maxed out? I cannot prove it but I would not rule it out. Phil's ideas on finance are exceptional but they're fairly common among white trash like Kat.
 
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UncleTusky said:
I thought it was animal crossing but yeah, gacha games either way. Remember, she is so into gacha she tried to get wi-fi on the flight to Connecticut.

Phil also claims 'she has her own debts'. Do I think her debts from Michigan are worth more than the sum total of take her take-home pay post-move to Renton? No, not even if you subtract out gas + doordash/takeout on work nights. Do I think she might be pulling some DSP tier idiocy like kiting credit cards or perpetually keeping them maxed out? I cannot prove it but I would not rule it out. Phil's ideas on finance are exceptional but they're fairly common among white trash like Kat.
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Did she ever attempt college? Just a couple of years before dropping out could create a large financial burden for a lazy register jockey who can only support herself by sponging off naive and desperate men.
 
Honestly I'm going to go out on a limb...

She ain't working much, and if she does, they have her there when nobody is there. He said today she's getting home from work, which was around 2pm. Being as generous as possible, she works 9-1? 8-1? X to doubt for sure.
 
johnkimble123 said:
Honestly I'm going to go out on a limb...

She ain't working much, and if she does, they have her there when nobody is there. He said today she's getting home from work, which was around 2pm. Being as generous as possible, she works 9-1? 8-1? X to doubt for sure.
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It's been a few years now, but when we had the bankruptcy information she was only listed as working around 20 hours a week. I think we narrowed it down to her basically working three days, but I don't remember if that was outright confirmed or just speculation.
 
fresh pair of socks said:
Did she ever attempt college? Just a couple of years before dropping out could create a large financial burden for a lazy register jockey who can only support herself by sponging off naive and desperate men.
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According to the marriage certificate two years:
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Knowing Kat my guess would be community college or a bottom tier public university - she is too dumb for a selective school and too dysfunctional to attend school far from where she lived. Two years at one of those places could put her in a few thousand dollars in debt, maybe even low five figures, but she should have earned enough after five years with zero or near-zero living expenses to pay those off.
 

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