Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
kat and kelly should set up a boxing match to settle wings and phils differences. We all know wings would beat the breaks off phil just by size alone.
Irreedemable Ret. 2 said:
since the Kino Casino leaks confirm he loses sleep over detractors
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I mean, we already know that phil slips into his attention starved detractor persona late at night or early morning when he should be asleep with his loving fat wife to prepare for the next busy work day.
 
neger psykolog said:
The nigga spent his wedding night arguing with retards on twitter. It was already confirmed years ago, even before that.
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Even way back in the day he was seething about detractors. He spent a significant chunk of his MAGFest panel seething about haters completely unprompted, and that panel was before even the first TIHYDP was published.
 
I'm still not convinced that Khet and PPP aren't the same person. Has anyone ever seen them in the same place at the same time?

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myone said:

Hate Army made a Kat speculation video. Is she still in the gout mansion? Or has the horse moved on, grazing greener pastures?

Personally I'm more leaning towards: Roommates who no longer talk or interact at all. He's probably scared to ask her about ordering a meal.
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It's plausible she just doesn't want slop food like that. And who could blame her.

That meaning he ordered that entire haul for his gout afflicted fat ass.
 
Nah the fat bitch is crying downstairs because they can't go to Japan to try out the Street Fighter themed style burgers the McDonald's over there have released.
 
Phil has said that Kat gets up early for her job a couple times now, so at least he's saying that Kat is working again.

I've always subscribed to the roommate theory, and doubt that's changing anytime soon. Kat has nowhere to go.
 
Shon&Saunders666420 said:
Yeah I think it's pretty easy to tell that philip and kat are only roomates just based off of their streams together alone.
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Saying that their streams together had no chemistry is overselling it, it had negative chemistry. Rather than roommates who barely knew each other, they had this awkward small talk like they're two friends from high school who met up 20 years later and whose lives went in such completely different directions that they have absolutely nothing in common anymore.
 
Big Brown Schlub said:
Saying that their streams together had no chemistry is overselling it, it had negative chemistry. Rather than roommates who barely knew each other, they had this awkward small talk like they're two friends from high school who met up 20 years later and whose lives went in such completely different directions that they have absolutely nothing in common anymore.
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That was their first streams together pre-FAT.

Post-FAT, Kat was completely disconnected with Phil talking to her like a child. Her only escape was playing Animal Crossing. Once she had her fill with the game, get me outta here!

Oh well, Kat made her single bed room with Jasper Kitty locked in with her pissing in it daily by cheating on Subaru Man with Twitch Guy.
 
myone said:

Hate Army made a Kat speculation video. Is she still in the gout mansion? Or has the horse moved on, grazing greener pastures?

Personally I'm more leaning towards: Roommates who no longer talk or interact at all. He's probably scared to ask her about ordering a meal.
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I wondered why my divorce coin spiked. :story:
BPD Gunt Rider said:
Phil has said that Kat gets up early for her job a couple times now, so at least he's saying that Kat is working again.

I've always subscribed to the roommate theory, and doubt that's changing anytime soon. Kat has nowhere to go.
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And the circle continues. Then why do you need to beg and cry poverty Phail? You have a second income to help with those pesky billz.
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
Phil has said that Kat gets up early for her job a couple times now, so at least he's saying that Kat is working again.

I've always subscribed to the roommate theory, and doubt that's changing anytime soon. Kat has nowhere to go.
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Operative word there being 'saying', we had a mini arc a few years ago where she was audible in the background despite Phil claiming she was working.

I agree she is still around b/c nowhere to go but Phil saying she gets up early for work could just as easily be an excuse to not bring her on stream or even a nrw lie to pretend marrying her was not a colossal mistake.
 
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