Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Fuckyoudad said:
Do you think Kat's been fucked even once this year?
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I'm still not convinced Phil and Kat even consumated their marriage. Dave is only attracted to men and prefers black men, fat as fuck Kat is just his beard for his parents and himself so he can stay in the closet. We see phil 6 days a week, has he ever appeared on stream in a good and positive and satisified mood because he was satisified by his wife? Fuck no I think Phil has trouble even getting it up these days. No they haven't had sex this year or least year, IF they ever had sex it was the day after their marriage. Remember Phil spent his WEDDING NIGHT on twitter arguing with trolls and dents.
 
You would think they at least fucked before getting married, when he was flying her in for Christmas or whenever everyone thought she was some escort, but with gay pigroach luck maybe Suburuman "traumatized" Khet so much forcing her to watch Marvel movies that she told Phil she is celibate. Once Phil looked up what that means and realized he never has to have sex, he called up his mom right away to arrange the wedding.
 
Underwear time with Leanna was the closest he's ever gotten to pussy since being born. There's no way that they've ever rolled in the hay.
 
Hamburger Detractor said:
You would think they at least fucked before getting married, when he was flying her in for Christmas or whenever everyone thought she was some escort, but with gay pigroach luck maybe Suburuman "traumatized" Khet so much forcing her to watch Marvel movies that she told Phil she is celibate. Once Phil looked up what that means and realized he never has to have sex, he called up his mom right away to arrange the wedding.
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Or, giving Phil the demandment's, one of them being "Thou shall not touch me." She must've told Philliam "My ex wanted so much sex from me, the thought of doing it ever again brings me back to a dark time." and knowing Phil's dumbass, he believed her.

I remember the last time she was on stream, she wanted to be ANYWHERE else but near Phil, and Phil gently touching her lunch lady arm like it was a middle school throwback, you could tell she's there as a roommate. Make sure the Doordash is warmed up, keep Philly boy company, and touching her is not in the agreement.
 
Late af but I didn't see it mentioned before, Leanna has a new job as some kind of secretary/admin, probably the head or main one given the title:
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And since her boss is in Metro Seattle
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It is safe to assume she is still in the area.
 
Darktide has a free weekend going so I decided to get a little creative and look who'll be charging headlong into the heretics why it's Mrs. Burnell herself:

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As the year draws to a close, I'm going to predict that we will go at least another 4-5 years before Big Kat makes any further on-camera appearance on Pigroach's streams or X posts.

At least another 2 years before we get another Bigfoot-style day-off detractor photo, like what happened with the gas station photo and the mall photo or the Twirls & Curls catalog photo.

I predict that Big Kat will never make another candid audio-only appearance in the background of a stream, like that time she told Pigroach she didn't care that he spilled water all over himself. He seems to be getting better at limiting accidental audio/video recording input.
 
Pandalee’s Tits said:
No I don’t. Hell, I don’t think she’s had sex in two or more years. They already didn’t like each other and now she’s a fat disgusting cow that not even a nasty slob like Phil would fuck.

I can’t think of many people who would fuck a woman as ugly as Kat. It would at minimum take another man who is morbidly obese or perhaps some sort of deformity. This bitch has to realize her life is effectively over, she’s trashed her body and all her prospects. What a miserable story.
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My theory has always has been that Phil maybe had sex with Kat once on their wedding night and they've been celibate and sleeping in separate beds since. Here is why I think that. Nothing about their body language together shows any attraction to one another. They don't even really seem to like being together in the same room it seems. Kat seems annoyed just listening to Phil (can't blame her). Phil has already been shown in his vlogs to have a very low if not none existent sex drive (think of all the vlogs with Panda where he was totally clueless when she was making sex jokes or trying to be sexy). Now even the very sight of sex is enough to make him sick to his stomach.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
My theory has always has been that Phil maybe had sex with Kat once on their wedding night
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Interesting theory but Phil was up all night on his wedding night tweeting about trolls or something. Phil is not very athletic and sexual intercourse tends to require a fair amount of physical effort. I suspect that if Phil had been driving the bologna pony to tuna town he would be utterly exhausted and crash out into slumber afterwards.

This is, after all, the man who said grocery shopping counted as exercise and needed a hand cart to bring Kat's PC tower up a dozen stairs. He's no Charles Atlas is what I'm saying.
 
millais said:
As the year draws to a close, I'm going to predict that we will go at least another 4-5 years before Big Kat makes any further on-camera appearance on Pigroach's streams or X posts.

At least another 2 years before we get another Bigfoot-style day-off detractor photo, like what happened with the gas station photo and the mall photo or the Twirls & Curls catalog photo.

I predict that Big Kat will never make another candid audio-only appearance in the background of a stream, like that time she told Pigroach she didn't care that he spilled water all over himself. He seems to be getting better at limiting accidental audio/video recording input.
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Does anyone actually care if she comes on camera again? I sure don't.
His streams are boring enough already, all that would happen is a few more screenshots of her floating around and that's it.

She has nothing interesting to add to anything
 
Heres a video I found of Phil back when he was going out with Leanne. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-ncQWe-tH4 Watching it, is it just me or does he seem kind of normal at the beginning? or more normal? idk or something. And as the video goes on and the relationship becomes more real he seems to get his current day dsp-isms. Like the laughing like he's laughing at himself but theres nothing to laugh about.

It's something to maybe see what Khet is having to put up with. But I'm wondering, did Leanne make him this way? He seemed to change from early on in that video to later.
 
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