Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%
  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%
  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%
  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%

  • Total voters
    626
Phil’s still a fag tho lol
He's a lot of things, a fag, a fucking fag, a punchable fag but above all he's absolute dogshit in his takes on what what makes something funny. He does comedy with understanding other than 1. person does thing 2. be funny it's why he falls flat on his polack face when he does those lame as fuck "straight man" takes he just looks like a dour fuck when in his mind he thinks he's Bill Murray.
 
He's a lot of things, a fag, a fucking fag, a punchable fag but above all he's absolute dogshit in his takes on what what makes something funny. He does comedy with understanding other than 1. person does thing 2. be funny it's why he falls flat on his polack face when he does those lame as fuck "straight man" takes he just looks like a dour fuck when in his mind he thinks he's Bill Murray.
HE'S GAY
HE'S A COMEDIC FAILURE
HE JERKS OFF TO OILED UP MEN
HE THINKS HE'S BILL MURRAY
 
Has Phil ever talked about Kat marrying people in Skyrim?
This would require Phil show interest in something his wife cares about but he doesn't so most likely no. I imagine outside of asking her what she wants for dinner from Door dash and complaining about trolls they rarely talk about anything. The Kino Casino did a fantastic video on DSP where it's just him rambling to Kat while she looks like she wants to jump out the nearest window and that's how I imagine most of their time together is.
 
Somebody posted this on Discord, I wonder if we're still just going to pretend fatty is working, unless she bounced to yet another retail job (instead of just using a store closing as a reason to get a better job or do something else)

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Leanna pushed for them to move in together, Leanna picked out Seattle not Phil, Leanna pushed for sex.
We had it wrong this whole time, Phil is the real victim. He was just an innocent, 30 year old autistic gay man until some 17 year old hussy fucked his whole life up and tried to force him to be a normal human.

Panda groomed Phil, or tried to at least. The faggotry was too strong.
 
Leanna picked out Seattle not Phil
I remember someone finding some posts she made an entrepreneur forum about wanting to live close to her parents and barring that FL for advantageous business reasons but it was Phil who demanded Seattle for weather/tech scene reasons.

Does anyone else remember this?
 
Phil is extremely lazy and would pick the least path of resistance every single time. The move they did not only was super far away but extremely expensive. In the vlogs they did moving into the snortfort in Renton Phil mentions they wiped out pretty much their entire savings paying for movers to move their shit cross country. I'm still convinced it was Leanna who pushed for it not Phil.
 
I remember someone finding some posts she made an entrepreneur forum about wanting to live close to her parents and barring that FL for advantageous business reasons but it was Phil who demanded Seattle for weather/tech scene reasons.

Does anyone else remember this?
I forget the part about living near her parents but picking FL for business reasons is backwards: there was some registration she would have needed in FL that was not necessary in WA.
Phil is extremely lazy and would pick the least path of resistance every single time. The move they did not only was super far away but extremely expensive. In the vlogs they did moving into the snortfort in Renton Phil mentions they wiped out pretty much their entire savings paying for movers to move their shit cross country. I'm still convinced it was Leanna who pushed for it not Phil.
That says more about how little savings he had than anything else: He had to go to multiple banks to find one willing to give him the mortgage he wanted for such a low down payment, even with his high income. Combine that with his spending habit and he would have burned all between the down payment + move even if he moved to Rhode Island.
 
Phil is extremely lazy and would pick the least path of resistance every single time. The move they did not only was super far away but extremely expensive. In the vlogs they did moving into the snortfort in Renton Phil mentions they wiped out pretty much their entire savings paying for movers to move their shit cross country. I'm still convinced it was Leanna who pushed for it not Phil.
I have no doubt Leanna pushed all of it. She said they weren't even a couple unless Phil bought his own place.

Watch vlogs around then, Phil was genuinely terrified about moving and how he talked about it. He knew it was a stupid decision based on his lack of money, where his "career" was heading, and probably even simple things like sustaining himself. Remember this 30 year old man couldn't do his own laundry.

Such is life when you're an ugly betabux faggot like Phil. It's the only way he could get women.
 
Paying for movers to take you across the country would run about five grand for a one-bedroom. If $5000 out of his savings almost wiped him out at that point, he was right on the edge of bankruptcy.
He was and always has been, he has believed going back to at least his "Top Haters" site that frivolous spending trumps savings. The only reason he had cash for a down payment was because he ran out of other ways to spend it and even then he had to go to multiple lenders before finding one that would approve him.
 
I forget the part about living near her parents but picking FL for business reasons is backwards: there was some registration she would have needed in FL that was not necessary in WA.
I think it was still about Phil exerting control over her at the end of the day. She would have had some extra red tape to get around in FL but it's not impossible to run a soap or candle making business there. I remember the forum post, you can find an old Tevin stream out there where he reads it, but one thing struck me was Leanna's description of how Phil acted when he read the law/restriction in FL. She mentioned that he shut up (which he never did!) and sat there quiet with his mouth agape. THIS, I believe, was an act. Phil over-exaggerated the problem in order to steer Leanna far away from her family, and to a state much less hot and favorable for himself.
 
Jenna looking healthier these days. (Still grade a whore tho)

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