Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 26 3.9%
  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 18.9%
  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 116 17.5%
  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 396 59.7%

  • Total voters
    663
I remember someone finding some posts she made an entrepreneur forum about wanting to live close to her parents and barring that FL for advantageous business reasons but it was Phil who demanded Seattle for weather/tech scene reasons.

Does anyone else remember this?
Late, but yes. Phil pushed for Washington State because his aunt - the one that gave him gout - was from there and used to praise Washington State and Seattle. If my lore is correct, it was his aunt, I believe it was his mom's side and his uncle on his dad's side that were the only relatives west of the Mississippi. However, his uncle got into some legal trouble and he was pretty much disowned, but he stayed in Arizona. That and he wanted to move to Washington state because he heard that there were no personal state income tax, but FAILED to realized that Washington state has a B&O tax, along with some of the highest sales and property taxes in the country.

All of Phil's relatives stayed in CT or moved down to Florida. Leanna originally wanted to move down to Florida, because she wanted to be closer to her family, along with more job opportunities than what Allentown had to offer. Phil used to bitch and moan he didn't have room in his mature adult condo in Bridgeport, because all that gamer shit took importance and Phil wanted out of CT for whatever reason. He used to bitch how he hated the weather, the taxes, etc....They're fair points, BUT he ALWAYS had a hate boner for the Northeast besides those points. Least Leanna had a fair point that she wanted out of Allentown because of jobs and she hated her homelife, but even her own family used to joke about why she couldn't date a guy her own age.

That said, my mentally ill theory was another reason why he picked Washington was to get Leanna as FAR away from her family and to isolate her from her support system. What Phil didn't realize was that once Phil told Leanna she would have to get a mature adult job, that was the quarter inch crack that broke the dam. Once Leanna started making friends locally, especially that couple she met at work, they showed her "Hey, what you have with this weirdo isn't healthy. You need to get out now." Which they essentially helped her become the person she is now.

I know to get that mature adult job at Edward Jones as a branch manager, it takes more than a GED to get there, as you need at LEAST an Associates degree and/or almost finished with your Bachelors degree to get even your toe in for a interview. She looks happy and I'm happy for Panda.
 
What about the supposed rich uncle in California same guy?
I think it was the same guy. Phil in passing mentioned that his uncle - dad's brother - moved out to the West coast, "made" a bunch of money, got into some trouble, and moved to Arizona. What legal trouble? Who knows. I highly doubt it was some major offense like moving weight - he probably got caught with a little bit of weed, did a few months in county, got out, said "Fuck this!" and moved to Arizona. That's my mentally ill thought.

I know the aunt - the one that gave him gout - moved to Bridgeport and stayed in his old mature adult condo from Seattle, because she wanted to be closer to lot lizard Linda, as Phil said that she had health issues and wanted to be closer to her support system. Why Linda's sister moved out to Seattle? I guess she heard that "fresh Seattle air" cured her gout, came back to CT and lived out the rest of her days, which sucked for Phil because he didn't have that extra income coming in. His aunt was so damn selfish by dying, so Phil couldn't have that extra stream of income.
 
I know to get that mature adult job at Edward Jones as a branch manager, it takes more than a GED to get there, as you need at LEAST an Associates degree and/or almost finished with your Bachelors degree to get even your toe in for a interview. She looks happy and I'm happy for Panda.
It's funny to think about Leanna being further in life than Kat.
Maybe Kat will play "investment banker simulator" soon.
 
I'm just wondering. Is there any chance if Khet is gone from the snort fort, they "share custody" of Jasper? You never see him on sunday nor on the late stream. And only early on in the not very early streams. As if she drops him off to his place to baby sit him while she's working... Mighy be schizoposting but idk.

I was talking about it with someone else in the rawphil chat and there's other elements of Phil's behaviors that could prove he lives alone but relies on Khet (or someone else) to drive him around which explain his stress when he has to go out.
 
I'm just wondering. Is there any chance if Khet is gone from the snort fort, they "share custody" of Jasper? You never see him on sunday nor on the late stream. And only early on in the not very early streams. As if she drops him off to his place to baby sit him while she's working... Mighy be schizoposting but idk.

I was talking about it with someone else in the rawphil chat and there's other elements of Phil's behaviors that could prove he lives alone but relies on Khet (or someone else) to drive him around which explain his stress when he has to go out.
That's plausible since Phil did an odd slip once talking about Kat and "her place", and I know other communities focused on Jasper only being there on Mondays or whatever.

It's odd enough that apparently Phil and Kat don't go shopping anymore, to the point Phil had to lie about it.
 
I'm just wondering. Is there any chance if Khet is gone from the snort fort, they "share custody" of Jasper? You never see him on sunday nor on the late stream. And only early on in the not very early streams. As if she drops him off to his place to baby sit him while she's working... Mighy be schizoposting but idk.

I was talking about it with someone else in the rawphil chat and there's other elements of Phil's behaviors that could prove he lives alone but relies on Khet (or someone else) to drive him around which explain his stress when he has to go out.
The timing thing is because if Kat is home, he has to close his mature adult business office door, because he said his wife hates hearing him speak. So if she is home, Jasper is locked out of there, so you don't see him.

He's only able to roam and be Jasper kitty when she's at her close to minimum wage retail job
 
Jenna looking healthier these days. (Still grade a whore tho)

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Lost some weight and no diaper in sight. Keep it up, brazy mamo.

Losing weight while the soulmaid sis is most likely gaining it rapidly, good for Jenna.


Not saying its whats happened here but its pretty easy to lose weight these days compared to even just a few years ago. I wouldn't be surprised if phil is so steamed about how the khet reveal went and how she's not considered a high value accessory he splits some of that o sauce and does another in the future with a new and improved thinner khet

The face is filtered as fuck, but her body's pretty nice. I'd buy some breadsticks and kool-aid to hit it.

Yeah her body isn't half bad now. If I didn't know her history I'd hit it.
 
Fun reminder for Phil who reads the forums that he's married to a 475 lb fat useless cunt who is not only a life loser but likely has to rage quit simulator games because she's bad at fake jobs too
If only they had a basement.........................
 
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