Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[millais]

Most couples love to share how they bumped in eachother. The fact that he won't even share something like that would raise some flags. I don't even think he mentioned how he met Leanna.

You think with a guy like Phil following the mature living adult storyboard, you would mention something like this in the script for such a RomCom Horror flick.

We know how he met Khat. He slid into her Twitter DMs after she posted a tweet asking for OBS troubleshooting help.

 

[Sparkletor]

We know how he met Khat. He slid into her Twitter DMs after she posted a tweet asking for OBS troubleshooting help.

This is the first public interaction. Did they meet before this?

What even is this? Tweet DSP with a problem and wait a day or Google the question and wait 2 seconds. Phil has no idea how to use OBS, why ask him?

One of them had an agenda. Kat wants to use Phil or Phil wants to use then first girl he meets.

 

[James Smith]

DSP just claimed Kat constantly finishes games before him because he plays several games and she only plays one.

So let me get this straight. DSP, who plays any individual games for maybe 10 hours per week, plays individual games less than Kat.

Does she just never leave that office when she's home? They only have a few minutes together a day and she's playing games 2 hours a day?

 

[Sparkletor]

DSP just claimed Kat constantly finishes games before him because he plays several games and she only plays one.

So let me get this straight. DSP, who plays any individual games for maybe 10 hours per week, plays individual games less than Kat.

Does she just never leave that office when she's home? They only have a few minutes together a day and she's playing games 2 hours a day?

Kat is obviously worse than Phil because when a viewer asked if Phil would ever play Skyrim again Phil said no. He has done absolutely everything in the game.

It's been almost two years since Kat said she loved Skyrim. How has she not done everything possible? Phil certainly has. Why would Phil lie? Phil has max levels in all skills. His house is pumped out. His weapons and armor are godlike. Before you ask, no he doesn't have any DLC.

So yeah, go ahead and say Kat is a better gamer. False. Phil is the alpha gamer in that house. He's so alpha he can 100% a game without doing everything.

 

[scobra666]

Phil has such a narrow fucking view of how the world works. Decades ago, Wal-Mart used to give Thanksgiving off, that was one of two holidays they gave off; the other was Easter. Every other day was a work day, maybe you were lucky and didn't have to go in, but other people were there, manning the store and selling shit. And now, with Christmas nudging its way into the end of October, and "Black Friday" starting between noon and 4PM on fucking Thursday last year; who the fuck does he think gets the day off? Can't discount the transportation industry, the healthcare industry, entertainment/gaming (casino), gas stations, restaurants/fast food (because non-cooking people got to eat). Even the "government" guys; you have security standing guard, every military base has a certain amount of personnel on base every weekend; it's called duty. Sure you may not be standing post, but you can't go home or leave base, because it's your duty section which means it's your time to get fucked on a big holiday (or God forbid you're under special orders getting shot at in another fucking country). The country doesn't stop for the Norman Rockwell holiday that exists in his fucking head. His time tossing salads in the mall or whatever it was should be plenty of experience for him to know he's full of shit.

i think you read that wrong?also military if your in the states and not at like jrtc or a special school your not going to work

Subaru Jeff never came here. "Maybe he talked to a guy" news flash. If you didn't do it yourself or get screen shots, it didn't happen.

Phil didn't have a BMW when Kat moved in. He ended the lease and got the Toyota. Kat wants Phil for the BMW is false.

If you think Phil has two cars, you are not a true detractor. All true detractors know his insurance information and know he owns one car.

Git gud son.

i own 2 cars only 1 in my name, and of all 5 or 6 from the past only 1 has been under my name

 

[Sparkletor]

i own 2 cars only 1 in my name, and of all 5 or 6 from the past only 1 has been under my name

You are probably right. Phil owns multiple cars and just has them in other people's names. Makes perfect sense.

 

[harbinger]

Leanna said she contacted Phil saying she was a fan. She said Phil then spammed her daily. Phil wouldn't leave her alone. She finally gave in and agreed to meet him.

We know how he met Khat. He slid into her Twitter DMs after she posted a tweet asking for OBS troubleshooting help.

Philip seems like the type of person that would constantly barrage a woman into submission. I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s how he met Kat.

 

[tzgnilki]

I think a lot of questions will be answered when we figure out how these two met.

Was Kat a fan and beginner streamer who asked a bigger streamer an OBS question?

Did they meet in a substance abuse chat room? A mental illness chat room?

Did Phil meet Kat on some sleazy hook up site?

We do know that Subaru Jeff says Kat went behind his back to text Phil.

Why so secretive? Something to be embarrassed about?

Nick Rekieta said he pretended to be gay to get a date with his now wife. He's not ashamed. Thousands and thousands of people have married their cousin. They aren't ashamed. Woody Allen married his adopted daughter. He isn't ashamed. Phil met Kat somehow which is so deplorable he can't mention it. Think about that.

Most couples love to share how they bumped in eachother. The fact that he won't even share something like that would raise some flags. I don't even think he mentioned how he met Leanna.

You think with a guy like Phil following the mature living adult storyboard, you would mention something like this in the script for such a RomCom Horror flick.

I think kat and dave met on plenty of fish, and there's only one reason a woman is on a dating site while being in a relationship, and it isn't to make friends

& he won't mention how he met Leanna because she was underage, she was an orbiter on his forums, i'm not sure if she was a mod before or after they were in a relationship

 

[Schmeckel]

You are probably right. Phil owns multiple cars and just has them in other people's names. Makes perfect sense.

To be fair, he purposely spells his name incorrectly on various things in the attempt to prevent da detractors from digging into his shit. It wouldn't at all surprise me if one of his parents took out a loan in their name for him to have an extra car or whatever, but he pays it with his wheelchair tips. He has no scruples when it comes to using other people for his perceived personal gain.

Does he have a second car? I doubt it. Putting gas in TWO cars would be the most painful thing imaginable. However, I don't discount the idea that he did snag a second cart for his horse to drag around.

 

[HerrKlicks]

To be fair, he purposely spells his name incorrectly on various things in the attempt to prevent da detractors from digging into his shit. It wouldn't at all surprise me if one of his parents took out a loan in their name for him to have an extra car or whatever, but he pays it with his wheelchair tips. He has no scruples when it comes to using other people for his perceived personal gain.

Does he have a second car? I doubt it. Putting gas in TWO cars would be the most painful thing imaginable. However, I don't discount the idea that he did snag a second cart for his horse to drag around.

As others have pointed out the misspellings are more likely from his terrible chicken scratch handwriting not being readable by whatever clerk transferring it from the form into the system. I used to wonder as well why he has spelling errors in his name like that but I don't think it's some vanishing trick or trying to go freeman-of-the-land on us.

Tho hearing Dave interact with a police officer and uttering the magic words would be hilarious.

*snort* Am I being detained? *throatclear* You are not contributing PAHSITIVELY and now you are banned *starts to flail, gets shot by cop in self defence* wau dood!

On the topic of two cars. It would explain how that one leg of his green screen got bent. The setup used to be in the garage on the side where another car would go.

Honestly doubt it tho. He can't keep the lies about Khets schedule straight so he would have slipped up about the car...

 

[Sparkletor]

Doods, he has shoes that are twelve years old because he wears them once a week.

He does not have two cars.

There is another reason. "Phil why don't you get a job?" I only have one car and Kat needs it!

 

[DiabeticSP]

Lets be honest, Phil wont talk about it because 'met some thot who was sick of her boyfriend on twitter then hit her up via texts til she agreed to fly to meet me halfway across the country so we could go to IKEA' is literally more suspicious than the god damn norwegian hooker thing that ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

Like, there were less red flags when we thought Phil flew a whore in for the 'total girlfriend experience' than there are about Kat.

Phil is absolutely terrified of his wife. Someone asked him if he and Kat would play Sonic Olympics together off stream sometime, and Phil had this long nervous pause then "uh... if Kat wanted to."

Now, I don't think Phil cares he's stuck in a loveless marriage and I doubt Kat does either as long as the money keeps rolling in, but damn do I wish I could see five minutes of these two at couples counciling.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Lets be honest, Phil wont talk about it because 'met some thot who was sick of her boyfriend on twitter then hit her up via texts til she agreed to fly to meet me halfway across the country so we could go to IKEA' is literally more suspicious than the god damn norwegian hooker thing that ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

Like, there were less red flags when we thought Phil flew a whore in for the 'total girlfriend experience' than there are about Kat.

Phil is absolutely terrified of his wife. Someone asked him if he and Kat would play Sonic Olympics together off stream sometime, and Phil had this long nervous pause then "uh... if Kat wanted to."

Now, I don't think Phil cares he's stuck in a loveless marriage and I doubt Kat does either as long as the money keeps rolling in, but damn do I wish I could see five minutes of these two at couples counciling.

Subaruman says that Phil told Kat that he was an alcoholic while they were talking behind his back. I've been in contact with him on and off over Snapchat of all places. Pic is me asking him if he knew how Kat and DSP met.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

Subaruman says that Phil told Kat that he was an alcoholic while they were talking behind his back. I've been in contact with him on and off over Snapchat of all places. Pic is me asking him if he knew how Kat and DSP met.

I want to be say I'm surprised phil would go so low. But I'm not surprised.
At all.

 

[Sparkletor]

Subaruman says that Phil told Kat that he was an alcoholic while they were talking behind his back. I've been in contact with him on and off over Snapchat of all places. Pic is me asking him if he knew how Kat and DSP met.

I'm glad she is helping by making him margaritas

 

[DiabeticSP]

Tbf that does check out in part because of, similar to the "its not a business" arc, shortly before revealing Kat during the soulmaid mystery period Phil began claiming he had been having drinking issues since Leanna left.

Phil NEVER admits/claims personal issues unless its in quest of something.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Having a pity party doesn't usually attract girls. Kat must have been really desperate.

 

[Sparkletor]

Tbf that does check out in part because of, similar to the "its not a business" arc, shortly before revealing Kat during the soulmaid mystery period Phil began claiming he had been having drinking issues since Leanna left.

Phil NEVER admits/claims personal issues unless its in quest of something.

Phil claims he doesn't remember Fallout 3. He was blackout drunk the whole time.

Vacation videos show his hotel room with two handles (1.5 litres each) of gin.

House tours show his shopping list on the refrigerator. Top of the list is gin.

Some people speculate he fills his water bottle with gin. This cannot be proven. However when a viewer tipped and asked Phil to chug the whole bottle Phil said he couldn't because he would puke. I don't know about anyone else, but I can drink a lot of water without throwing up. I probably can't drink 20 oz. of gin without throwing up.

Phil has said in these exact words, "I rarely drink every night" what the fuck does that mean? He sometimes drinks every night?

Phil says he used to have a drinking problem. Ok. Either you are an alcoholic or you are not alcoholic. It doesn't go away. "I used to be bald". No it doesn't work like that.

 

[tzgnilki]

Phil claims he doesn't remember Fallout 3. He was blackout drunk the whole time.

Vacation videos show his hotel room with two handles (1.5 litres each) of gin.

House tours show his shopping list on the refrigerator. Top of the list is gin.

Some people speculate he fills his water bottle with gin. This cannot be proven. However when a viewer tipped and asked Phil to chug the whole bottle Phil said he couldn't because he would puke. I don't know about anyone else, but I can drink a lot of water without throwing up. I probably can't drink 20 oz. of gin without throwing up.

Phil has said in these exact words, "I rarely drink every night" what the fuck does that mean? He sometimes drinks every night?

Phil says he used to have a drinking problem. Ok. Either you are an alcoholic or you are not alcoholic. It doesn't go away. "I used to be bald". No it doesn't work like that.

he would stink of alcohol, and noone likes that, so he's probably trying his best to hide it if anything

 

[Sparkletor]

he would stink of alcohol, and noone likes that, so he's probably trying his best to hide it if anything

He showers twice a week. I doubt he is worried about smelling bad.