Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
After he finished Minecraft tonight Phil confirmed that Kat was at home.
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LiquidCancer said:
After he finished Minecraft tonight Phil confirmed that Kat was at home. View attachment 1054800
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I think it was earlier today Phil said Kat very rarely has two days off in a row.

I guess it makes sense if you consider he only very rarely eats red meat, only one or two days a week. He never eats fast food except on his days off. He almost never drinks every night. All his money goes mostly to bills.
 
Sparkletor said:
I think it was earlier today Phil said Kat very rarely has two days off in a row.

I guess it makes sense if you consider he only very rarely eats red meat, only one or two days a week. He never eats fast food except on his days off. He almost never drinks every night. All his money goes mostly to bills.
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It's true though! Kathy does very rarely have 2 days off in a row, she usually has 3 or 4 days off in a row.
 
During the Minecraft stream when he was talking about health care and shit he mentioned that kat had accrued a $500 bill from the hospital. Grain on salt since I couldn’t tell if this was a slip of the tongue or him hyper exaggerating the bill
 
That Hedonist Nerd said:
It's like he hates us so much, yet at the same time he's trying to impress us. We don't give a fuck about the dynamics of his relationship. I'd respect a motherfucker that had the balls to say "I'm not gonna lie, I got really comfortable having someone in my life and I may have moved fast on this one".
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Phil is basically an incel that won the lottery. He'll never admit that he's a cuck. He's an adult man in an adult marriage with an adult family and he's bangin' the hottest tightest ass because he is Chad, and you're jealous.
 
RoyalBlast said:
Does kat know about his debts ? I can't imagine that she would want to live with someone who being sued for over 100K.
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I believe this is yet ANOTHER strand in the fabrication that is their 'happy marriage'. It makes me think she probably just got hitched with him so she had a place to stay where she'd be out of the sun and be able to play Skyrim all day while working at Kohl's (allegedly). Sure, she could 'love' him (fucking soulmates lol) and marry him with pure intentions knowing about his $30-40k+ debt via his foreclosed CT Condough. I'd love to have heard that conversation though.

But more than likely, she saw a drowning man that was offering her a place to live and thought, 'I could do this for a few years.' She clearly, smartly, wants nothing to do with his debts and almost certainly laid her hoof down when the subject came up: Phil, your debts are yours alone and I'm not paying a single cent toward them.

Which is especially cruel considering it's tragically obvious that she doesn't put a single financial kahntribution toward his business which is, ya know, supposed to be keeping them alive. Doesn't buy him games, doesn't help him improve his 2009-era streaming setup, just sits quietly in her own cave while the Lord of the Manor auctions away his dignity and pride for one more money injection day after day.

It's not a good look, Katherine.

(But then again, maybe Phil, in some twisted plan, chose things to be this way. Nothin I could do dood, detractors would attack my wife if they knew she removed the soundproof foam!)
 
I've maintained from the start that it's never been more than an arrangement with Kathy.

Phil desperately told her again and again that he'll spend a copious amount of money on her. He proved it by traveling her back and forth from Michigan to Washington. That's a better life for Kathy than whatever with Subaruman and bouncing around halfway houses before that.

I doubt she's ever been employed in Washington. That's not how this deal works. Lol if you think Kathy gives a damn how any of this looks.

I do wonder what she's going to do once Phil stops making good money. Kathy isn't that cute quirky girl anymore with a smokin' hot swimsuit model body. This may be her last free ride.
 
You'd be surprised what someone will settle for when they know they're a 4/10 and dropping.

Being a part of a loveless marriage of convenience isnt't that unusual.
 
Muppetmode said:
During the Minecraft stream when he was talking about health care and shit he mentioned that kat had accrued a $500 bill from the hospital. Grain on salt since I couldn’t tell if this was a slip of the tongue or him hyper exaggerating the bill
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You mean he didn't tell the doctors to just give her a pill and leave her on the corner somewhere?

Joking aside $500 is not unreasonable-specialists bill out at high 2/low 3 figures for routine visits and blood work can be another $20. If he got a single "roll-up" bill for everything over the past few months or something $500 would be a reasonable number (remember, she's on crazy pills by his own admission, which probably also means seeing a psychiatrist).

More importantly, our Elite Field Autists managed to get a photo of Katherine in the hospital:

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twattycake said:
You mean he didn't tell the doctors to just give her a pill and leave her on the corner somewhere?

Joking aside $500 is not unreasonable-specialists bill out at high 2/low 3 figures for routine visits and blood work can be another $20. If he got a single "roll-up" bill for everything over the past few months or something $500 would be a reasonable number (remember, she's on crazy pills by his own admission, which probably also means seeing a psychiatrist).

More importantly, our Elite Field Autists managed to get a photo of Katherine in the hospital:

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jasper was an attempt by dave to save on hospital bills, this is how he thinks mental illness is cured, probably googled it
 
Phil just mentioned during his boomer q&a that Kat is working late "but thankfully these crazy late night holiday hours are coming to an end".

So definitely 100% part time retail which fits with all the odds and ends he mentions.
 
Lol, he just admitted he forced Khat to watch all his beloved classic Christmas movies, even though she was fed up with Christmas stuff. Apparently it was "like pulling teeth" to get Khat to sit through all of his childhood favorites. Meanwhile Subaruman got relentlessly shit on for forcing Khat to watch all the Marvel movies. Truly the King of Hypocrisy.
 
millais said:
Lol, he just admitted he forced Khat to watch all his beloved classic Christmas movies, even though she was fed up with Christmas stuff. Apparently it was "like pulling teeth" to get Khat to sit through all of his childhood favorites. Meanwhile Subaruman got relentlessly shit on for forcing Khat to watch all the Marvel movies. Truly the King of Hypocrisy.
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considering she works in retail, they spam the same few christmas songs for hours, and all the customers talk about christmas, all her co-workers will talk about what they're doing for christmas, everything in the store is based around some christmas special, the store has special christmas decorations, and over priced special christmas shit to sell to morons

then she goes home to dave who is wearing a christmas sweater and pyjama pants, talking about his christmas marathon, christmas movies, 8 bit christmas songs

then he expects her to cuddle with him on the couch after she cooks HIS favourite christmas meal, demands to watch HIS favourite christmas cartoons
 
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