Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Prince Lotor said:
What's her Instagram? I don't ever remember looking at that.
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She really is the most boring, vanilla, uninteresting, basic bitch.

Her Twitter/insta/etc all points at her being the dullest type of chick.

I'd feel bad but she has awful taste in men and everything else.
 
Prince Lotor said:
Oh, that's right. I remember seeing these now. What happened to her swords? Did SubaruMan keep them? Did she pawn them for rent after SubaruMan kicked her to the curb? Or are they sitting next to Phil's hatchets in case intruders need a handy melee weapon to pick up after they kick the door in?
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They are business related and she still owns them.


YOU IDIOTS! KAT HAS NEVER SAID SHE IS FROM JAPAN!

She is obviously from Gaylord.

Stupid trolls make up the weirdest shit.
 
ReentryPhantom said:
I don't think she brought those. Didn't she fly out to DSP and he had to buy her everything?
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Not everything but he funded her move and I'm convinced bought her shit like that table and chair for her PC.

And I know they bought her clothes and probably a new phone (or put her on his plan I forget which) because that's one of Phil's favorite control tactics.

Honestly if Phil just wanted a chick to mooch of him to show off he at least could have gotten a 4/10 who was willing to be shown off.
 
DiabeticSP said:
Honestly if Phil just wanted a chick to mooch of him to show off he at least could have gotten a 4/10 who was willing to be shown off.
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Phil assumed Katherine would be like that, maybe a less annoying Leanna. She streamed herself, she did agree to join Phil in being a toxic cunt in her first stream with him. And then it all fell apart. Phil has to hate that he can't show Katherine off, but he also knows he'll be lucky to ever find another bitch, so he has to pretend all is well.
 
darkwingosonichugorl said:
Phil assumed Katherine would be like that, maybe a less annoying Leanna. She streamed herself, she did agree to join Phil in being a toxic cunt in her first stream with him. And then it all fell apart. Phil has to hate that he can't show Katherine off, but he also knows he'll be lucky to ever find another bitch, so he has to pretend all is well.
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Leave it on Phil to try and get a stream thot and instead get damaged goods that does nothing but eat up his money.

Its laughably pathetic how terrible Kat is as a wife yet he shackled himself to her as fast as possible.

He shoulda just married a fat chick with a real job.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
No, he still did them until Kat arrived.

If you search the term "DSP Tries It" in pigpiggo you can see him hyping up new episodes until April or May of 2018, where he says the show is now retired. Kat moved in February 2018. One of his last episodes was eating fast food sandwiches and saying has to eat two because he is unable to cook until his new girlfriend shows up.
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This is so goddamn pathetic lmao. And I absolutely agree he was banking on Khat being as engaged and into the internet world as Panda was but she couldn't take being called a horse for the first time and put her foot down and I don't think Phil has ever been the same since his wifed cucked him from his one true love, attention.
 
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