Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
So with Phil's tard rage we certainly know Khets not around, plus that suspect picture last week. I honestly don't think she is there or checked the fuck out. He is incredibly bitter as of late like with Panda and very defensive over his private life. I need to listen to the stream tomorrow and listen for like hesitation in his voice tbh.
 
actually said:
Probably the lying down selfie. Did look quite like his "I'm so poor I can't afford to turn on the heat" selfie.
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I don't think either of those photos proves anything besides "Phil lies for extra pitybux". The late 2017 selfie was around the same time he was flying Khet in from Michigan at his paypigs' expense-remember the "Save the House" begathon-and months after he first made contact. Now in May 2020 he's got to pay for extra WWE whaling to make up for his guild booting him and the bankruptcy trustee may be trying to figure out what she can take and sell.

I don't have any smoking-gun proof that she's still around, but IMO we can explain the old + new selfies without jumping to "Soulmare galloped away".
 
actually said:
Probably the lying down selfie. Did look quite like his "I'm so poor I can't afford to turn on the heat" selfie.
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Also possible that Phil is just oblivious to how alone he appears to be. If he wanted us to think Khet was still around because we've sniffed out that she isn't, I would expect his behavior to look way more suspect.
 
He could just be pissy about the possibility of losing the wakhondo.
If we start to believe kathy isn't around he's gonna have like some sneaky instapic where a small part of her is visible and thus "everything detractors say is dumb lies from nudnik kids. DEBUNKED!"
 
Dong Schlong Phil said:
He could just be pissy about the possibility of losing the wakhondo.
If we start to believe kathy isn't around he's gonna have like some sneaky instapic where a small part of her is visible and thus "everything detractors say is dumb lies from nudnik kids. DEBUNKED!"
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Having a hard time picturing him being aware of how possible the loss of his biggest big boy prize is. No matter what his lawyer has told him, Phil can be counted on to, at the very least, suppress any acceptance of any outcome other than the one he wants.

Just look at his streams. Piggy has played God knows how many games over the years that, in his mind, pulled cheap shit, yet he still doesn't see it coming, ever.
 
My theory: she is still there, but they are now more of an economic partnership than a marriage, at least for her. For phil is it about "prestige". Should the situation go further south (what will eventually happen), it could become too unbearable and she will move out. Since she works, she might have friends who would let her sleep live with them for a while. I assume they try to do as little as possible together now and most of phil's "ma waif" stories are things she told him and he wasn't present.
 
WWE Champion said:
My theory: she is still there, but they are now more of an economic partnership than a marriage, at least for her. For phil is it about "prestige". Should the situation go further south (what will eventually happen), it could become too unbearable and she will move out. Since she works, she might have friends who would let her sleep live with them for a while. I assume they try to do as little as possible together now and most of phil's "ma waif" stories are things she told him and he wasn't present.
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Whats even the last time him and his wife have done ANYTHING that isnt grocery shopping together? Seriously, name one thing.

At least him and Leanna watched movies or whatever together.
 
DiabeticSP said:
Whats even the last time him and his wife have done ANYTHING that isnt grocery shopping together? Seriously, name one thing.

At least him and Leanna watched movies or whatever together.
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Dood, they listen to tribal music together all the time, Phil even watches her play Skyrim from the second office.
Think he forced her to watch Christmas movies or some shit. That was stopped real quick,
 
Muppetmode said:
Dood, they listen to tribal music together all the time, Phil even watches her play Skyrim from the second office.
Think he forced her to watch Christmas movies or some shit. That was stopped real quick,
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I feel like that was months ago lol.

Phil LOVES soapboxes the events of his life but his wife is an oddly silent blackhole of info.

Makes you think.
 
DiabeticSP said:
I feel like that was months ago lol.

Phil LOVES soapboxes the events of his life but his wife is an oddly silent blackhole of info.

Makes you think.
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You bring up a fair point, though it could still be that she's around, but not THERE. Know what I mean? She's his wife on paper, and the pigsty is still her place of residence, but in practice she's basically a roommate. A roommate who wants little, if anything, to do with him. Basically the same kind of arrangement I imagine she has had a thousand times before, only now it's with someone who can't go five seconds without embarrassing themselves in front of the internet.
 
Lilly Philly Burnelli said:
She is the epitome of a pot-smoking, 20-something year-old sleazy white girl who fucks a lot of guys and claims herself to be a "free-spirit." Her Insta is just filtered photos of her glass pipes and inspirational quotes. Yuck.

Fingers crossed she shows up to Phil's house and blares Kendrick Lamar from the next room over
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I look forward to her Discovery ID episode.
 
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