Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
MarilynMonster said:
Yes, every relationship story he has is either, they went shopping for food, they cooked food, or they ate food.
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Makes me wonder why he doesn't just accept that he loves food more and live alone.

Oh, forgot... He has to flex that he's not like the losers who follow him. He couldn't make peace with reality if fucking Captain Picard and Ambassador Spock mediated the negotiation.
 
Going back to Optimistic Phil telling us how amazing his girlfriend will be for him then looking at his wife now is the pick me up I need whenever I start to care about something 'good' in Phil's life.

Wonder if she's gonna remind him about that cruise now that Phil got his debt discharged.
 
DiabeticSP said:
Going back to Optimistic Phil telling us how amazing his girlfriend will be for him then looking at his wife now is the pick me up I need whenever I start to care about something 'good' in Phil's life.

Wonder if she's gonna remind him about that cruise now that Phil got his debt discharged.
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Oh to be a fly on a wall for moments like that...

"Umm... Truth of the matter is, not all of it got discharged. Stupid lawyer fucked up, nothing I could do, dood."
 
TheGoutburglar said:
Oh to be a fly on a wall for moments like that...

"Umm... Truth of the matter is, not all of it got discharged. Stupid lawyer fucked up, nothing I could do, dood."
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"Look babe I know I promised you a real honeymoon after my bankruptcy but I still owe $75k in taxes and a couple (tens of) thousand on the CT condo... So we gotta take a staycation to Seattle instead of Disney like you wanted. Sounds good? Okay."

Christ he's such a sadsack husband even Kat deserves better and she's a brain damaged grifter.
 
DiabeticSP said:
Wonder if she's gonna remind him about that cruise now that Phil got his debt discharged.
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Sure would be unfortunate if they actually went on a cruise and she fell overboard, I'm sure that Paul is smart enough though to conveniently take out some good life insurance policies on her before the cruise, and lucky enough that the insurance agent wont think to question it. I just hope his next soulmaid wont be so greedy and will actually let him pimp her out on stream and let him force her to go see Marvel movies and Wrasslin'.
 
Jenna finally popped a nipple out

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And a shot from behind for the froggas
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Imagine bragging about how you got the ugly bitch with brain damage and not the hot one.

You think he even knows she has a sister?

Kat really got the sad end of the stick.
 
DiabeticSP said:
Imagine bragging about how you got the ugly bitch with brain damage and not the hot one.

You think he even knows she has a sister?

Kat really got the sad end of the stick.
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He knows about the demon possession incident (or at least he knows it's a "detractor meme"). So it's quite possible he knows that there is a sister in the picture.
 
I'm just saying if he had to marry a broke brain leech get the one with the ass.

Maybe she has too high standards for money to make up the difference, but I doubt it.

Then again her playing rap music would leave Phil without fingernails.
 
JamFlowMan said:
Don't know if this was already posted or the credibility of this site, but Kat should let her sister know her husband found an easier way to make $200.
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What a weird photo to chose for the profile shot. Face isn’t that visible, looks to be wearing a winter coat, has a blunt stub between her fingers and has curly hair in photo but lists herself as straight hair on the stats.

She looks better in her IG thot selfies.

Is she squatting around LA? Very tough city to be a crazy homeless woman in, competition in that sector is fierce. At least in some midwestern rust belt city she‘d still be considered a top shelf piece of ass, but not in LA.
 
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