Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
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To be fair, we have yet to truly see how bald Phil really is under that comb back, on account of him being too much of a pussy to do like the smooth motherfucker in my avatar and go "Fuck it, I'm a cue ball now, deal with it".
 
If Jenna would just go pay the Pigroach a visit she would get so much hype online I bet her hustlin' would get way easier. Don't know why she won't do it. Even as crazy as she is she clearly understands that she can perform services for money. Imagine the money she could get if she were a meme legend that burst into a pigstream and raised hell? She would be front-page news! Do it for the hype if nothing else, Jenna.
 
I know Jenna's more fun because she actually posts but when's the last time Phil's mentioned his wife in more than passing?

Like I know he tweeted they watched some streamer recently, but I feel like we moved from

1. Phil gloats about MY WIFE all the time. Including her cooking.
2. Phil is told explicitly to never ever post about her or her cooking on Insta.
3. Using her as a vehicle to relay stories about how people that arent Phil are stupid.
4. Passive aggressive sniping about how he can't watch wrasslin anymore.
5. Near total radio silence

Like motherfucker hasnt interacted with his wife more than watching a stream sometimes in a while now. The exercise bike was the last 'event' I can think of and it was just him implying she's retarded like how he let her cook sauce (I feel this has declined in frequency as well).

I would pay any amount of money to observe a single day in this household candid camera style.

Kat has done nothing but make Phil's life worse in every single way besides having a shield to act like a 'real adult'.
 
DiabeticSP said:
I know Jenna's more fun because she actually posts but when's the last time Phil's mentioned his wife in more than passing?

Like I know he tweeted they watched some streamer recently, but I feel like we moved from

1. Phil gloats about MY WIFE all the time. Including her cooking.
2. Phil is told explicitly to never ever post about her or her cooking on Insta.
3. Using her as a vehicle to relay stories about how people that arent Phil are stupid.
4. Passive aggressive sniping about how he can't watch wrasslin anymore.
5. Near total radio silence

Like motherfucker hasnt interacted with his wife more than watching a stream sometimes in a while now. The exercise bike was the last 'event' I can think of and it was just him implying she's retarded like how he let her cook sauce (I feel this has declined in frequency as well).

I would pay any amount of money to observe a single day in this household candid camera style.

Kat has done nothing but make Phil's life worse in every single way besides having a shield to act like a 'real adult'.
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You're implying she does anything else besides go to work and play skyrim.

Maybe Phil doesn't talk about her because him telling the story about how she defeats Alduin in skyrim for the millionth time isn't that exciting, and stories about working retail are always stupid.
 
tripmix said:
You're implying she does anything else besides go to work and play skyrim.

Maybe Phil doesn't talk about her because him telling the story about how she defeats Alduin in skyrim for the millionth time isn't that exciting, and stories about working retail are always stupid.
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What is there to talk about as far as Khet is concerned anyway? You're right, she doesn't do shit.

Phil, you married an 4/10 aspie with all the personality of a traffic cone, no dreams or ambitions to speak of. I sympathize with you for not talking about her, ever. I wouldn't.
 
the khat quaffer said:
What is there to talk about as far as Khet is concerned anyway? You're right, she doesn't do shit.

Phil, you married an 4/10 aspie with all the personality of a traffic cone, no dreams or ambitions to speak of. I sympathize with you for not talking about her, ever. I wouldn't.
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I mean for the past few pages this has been a jenna thread, she's homeless doesn't have a job gets high all the time and the only semi exciting thing she's done is break out a ouija board while trying to fuck some old dude.

She has less things going for her than kat and still manages to be the entertaining one, we should probably rename this the Jenna thread.
 
the khat quaffer said:
What is there to talk about as far as Khet is concerned anyway? You're right, she doesn't do shit.

Phil, you married an 4/10 aspie with all the personality of a traffic cone, no dreams or ambitions to speak of. I sympathize with you for not talking about her, ever. I wouldn't.
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Um, WRONG nudnick! Does the word “soulmate” mean anything to you? *Thumbs toward door*
 
tripmix said:
You're implying she does anything else besides go to work and play skyrim.

Maybe Phil doesn't talk about her because him telling the story about how she defeats Alduin in skyrim for the millionth time isn't that exciting, and stories about working retail are always stupid.
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Hey now, that's just not fair. She also plays Animal Crossing AND Assassins Creed.

In all seriousness, it isn't that unusual. I don't remember Phil mentioning Leanna that much, and even when he did, it was usually just saying she did some mundane thing, probably related to food or work. I think the most recent Khet mentioning was her and Phil watching another LPer (I think for Last of Us 2?) There was also a comment a few months back about people panic buying toiletpaper or something.
 
Cyber Bowling said:
Hey now, that's just not fair. She also plays Animal Crossing AND Assassins Creed.

In all seriousness, it isn't that unusual. I don't remember Phil mentioning Leanna that much, and even when he did, it was usually just saying she did some mundane thing, probably related to food or work. I think the most recent Khet mentioning was her and Phil watching another LPer (I think for Last of Us 2?) There was also a comment a few months back about people panic buying toiletpaper or something.
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Its not like Phil mentioned Leanna all the time but he talked about her by name and she was clearly a part of his life even to casual observers.

Kat might as well not exist
 
DiabeticSP said:
Its not like Phil mentioned Leanna all the time but he talked about her by name and she was clearly a part of his life even to casual observers.

Kat might as well not exist
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Phil didn't talk about Leanna, but he had her film his DSP Tries It videos. She was in his cooking videos. She was in the condo tour videos. She was a moderator in his chat. She played co-op games with him. She would pop into his office regularly while Phil was working. She was in his travel vlogs. She was in his pet videos. She was in the Christmas tree decorating videos. She joined him for Q&A videos. Phil shilled her soap company on every prestream slideshow. Phil mentioned her job, her family, and her medical issues. Phil let us know when he had to end the stream early in order to wake up sick Leanna so she could make dinner.

Yeah, we barely knew Leanna existed...
 
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