Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%
  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%
  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%
  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%

  • Total voters
    626
I would pay any amount of money to observe a single day in this household candid camera style.
I think we'd be very disappointed. Phil and Katherine on their phones trying desperately to avoid their miserable lives by playing shit games all day. When the best Phil can say to brag to us about MUH WIFE is he watches another streamer with Katherine, wew lad. You know that crushes Phil's ego... and he can't even pretend to make up anything better than that.

Yeah, we barely knew Leanna existed...
Phil did try to not mention Leanna too much, tbh. And it was obvious that he hated when Leanna would take too much screen time and be annoying, which was always. He definitely wanted to us to know tight body Leanna was there with him, but little beyond that, again probably because it hurt his ego that she was stealing Phil's attention.
 
I picture Kat staring at a blank wall all day when she isn't cooking dinner for Phil.

She seems to have the personality of a mailbox.
 
Phil didn't talk about Leanna, but he had her film his DSP Tries It videos. She was in his cooking videos. She was in the condo tour videos. She was a moderator in his chat. She played co-op games with him. She would pop into his office regularly while Phil was working. She was in his travel vlogs. She was in his pet videos. She was in the Christmas tree decorating videos. She joined him for Q&A videos. Phil shilled her soap company on every prestream slideshow. Phil mentioned her job, her family, and her medical issues. Phil let us know when he had to end the stream early in order to wake up sick Leanna so she could make dinner.

Yeah, we barely knew Leanna existed...

She was more of a fixture in the YouTube days, when Phil was more, for lack of a better term "active" with his content. I don't remember her appearing much in the Twitch days, when Phil went full hermit/became even lazier and refused to film content outside of his "office." She'd still get some mentions, sure, with the medical issue definitely being one of the bigger incidents, but that wasn't exactly a common occurrence.

I think if Phil knew anything about Khet's personal details, it would probably come out on stream. As it is, we do get a few leaks every so often, it's just that Khet is an incredibly boring person and those mentions are forgettable and basically amount to "Khet is working" or "Khet was playing Skyrim." The social media mentions are equally boring, usually just a picture of some microwaved meal Phil insists is homecooked. There's also exciting stories like Khet goes to the gym, leading up to the epic of Khet wanted an exercise bike, but there were delivery/assembly shenanigans.

If Phil ever got desperate enough to start doing vlog style videos again, I could see Khet making a few more appearances, but I think Phil is too paranoid/lazy for that, especially when he'd make more money just from putting on a vest then he would uploading something to YouTube. And I certainly wouldn't disagree that Phil and Leanna were significantly closer than Phil and Khet, but I still don't think she was that prominent in Phil's life, she just stands out more than Khet because Khet is so boring that most of the "arcs" surrounding her are actually more about crazy family members. If she ever manages to do something vaguely interesting, I imagine we'll hear about it almost immediately on stream, just like we got those sick details about Khet observing that people might have been acting foolishly when they were buying toiletpaper, or that her ex made her watch Marvel movies and now she doesn't like them.
 
Especially if she's got fat. That would damage his ego.
I mean, Khet is clearly a downgrade in terms of beauty when compared to Leanna. Getting fatter would just make the gap wider. My point being that, if Phil cared about that, he wouldn't have introduced her to the stream in the first place.
 
I mean, Khet is clearly a downgrade in terms of beauty when compared to Leanna. Getting fatter would just make the gap wider. My point being that, if Phil cared about that, he wouldn't have introduced her to the stream in the first place.

She doesn't even have Leanna's Asian physique to fall back on.

In all seriousness, I agree that I don't think Phil would care if Khet got fatter. If Phil is actually good at one thing, it's living in denial, so he'd just keep pretending she was the perfect 11/10 soulmaid. I think it helps the fact that Phil is trotting her out in front of her wheelchairs, who given their support of Phil, are very clearly not good judges of characters themselves. Phil gets to flex on them and dismiss anything else as detractor/troll nonsense, which he can then milk for money so his loyal paypigs can deliver a "take that" to the mean trolls bullying his wife.
 
Phil let us know when he had to end the stream early in order to wake up sick Leanna so she could make dinner.

While watching Nick Rekieta get educated on DSP Lore (and learning quite a few things myself in the process), when they got to the "hospital incident", I thought that that story and the moment you describe were one in the same.

When I found out they weren't, I wasn't even shocked. It's Phil, of course they're separate events. The only bigger streak than his daily acquisition of gacha funds is that of the never-ending list of reasons why he's a pigroach.

I think we'd be very disappointed. Phil and Katherine on their phones trying desperately to avoid their miserable lives by playing shit games all day. When the best Phil can say to brag to us about MUH WIFE is he watches another streamer with Katherine, wew lad. You know that crushes Phil's ego... and he can't even pretend to make up anything better than that.

I still think he can't make up anything better because she's gone. We've seen absolutely no evidence whatsoever this year that she exists in his life. Yes, the women he attaches himself to are only there for flexing purposes, and yes, Phil is oblivious so he's not going to do much to look convincing because he doesn't know that he looks single, but if Khet was there, he would have at least a little bit more to work with. He has no imagination, and this is exactly what I expect it to look like when he's having to cover for the fact that an ironing board of a wife would be an upgrade from what he has now.

Also, to my knowledge, Phil only expresses a need to be done streaming because of Khet if he's trying to pressure his paypigs to meet the tips goal so he can play gacha. That's pretty damning unto itself.
 
I still think he can't make up anything better because she's gone. We've seen absolutely no evidence whatsoever this year that she exists in his life.

He listed her income on his bankruptcy filing so she must have been around in late January. We also know he is completely inept at plausible deniability or damage control so I'd expect a complete shitshow rather than regular passive aggressive sulking if she galloped away.

My money is on them basically just being roommates now and him being too dense, deluded, or desperate not to give us a win to admit it.
 
He listed her income on his bankruptcy filing so she must have been around in late January. We also know he is completely inept at plausible deniability or damage control so I'd expect a complete shitshow rather than regular passive aggressive sulking if she galloped away.

My money is on them basically just being roommates now and him being too dense, deluded, or desperate not to give us a win to admit it.


He lied about everything else on the form, no reason he didn't lie about her too.
 
He listed her income on his bankruptcy filing so she must have been around in late January.

Not worth much as evidence, given how full of shit Phil was with so many other things there.

We also know he is completely inept at plausible deniability or damage control so I'd expect a complete shitshow rather than regular passive aggressive sulking if she galloped away.

Maybe, but keep in mind that unlike with Leanna, we don't have footage of a really uncomfortable moment that made it clear how Khet felt about him. I think even he knows that that gives him an opportunity to keep things under wraps here, unlike with Leanna.

Also, Phil clearly learned something from his first relationship, because he deliberately replaced Leanna with somebody he at least had reason to believe was considerably more docile and malleable.

My money is on them basically just being roommates now and him being too dense, deluded, or desperate not to give us a win to admit it.

I used to think that, but now, with how bare-bones his commentary is even compared to what one could reasonably expect from Phil, I can't. Especially in light of the fact that he's clearly lying about why she hasn't been on camera in so long when that's obviously not what he had in mind when he purchased her.

We've got our spooks monitoring the legal system for Burnell (or Burell) related cases, a divorce would have been caught if there was one. And I doubt Kat would leave without bothering to get the gout marks off of her permanent record.

Given her history, I would posit that that kind of thing may not matter as much as you think.

While I'm thinking about this, any evidence of Kat being in contact with her sister and/or other kind of indication of her giving a shit about Jenna?
 
Given the size of the detractor community, and Phil's propensity to put his foot in his mouth, it's actually kindof amazing just how little we know of her, and how anonymous she's managed to become on the internet.
 
Given the size of the detractor community, and Phil's propensity to put his foot in his mouth, it's actually kindof amazing just how little we know of her, and how anonymous she's managed to become on the internet.
Maybe the cyberbowling from her handful of stream appearances really did a number on her self esteem to the point that Phil didn't even need to goad her into giving up her streaming career and social media posting for good.
 
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