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What is Phil going to do for Kat's birthday?
Sonic or Wendy's?
Sonic or Wendy's?
Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna
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Brother Wind
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In his elbows?
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Wendy's is closer to his house, so that one.
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He will drag her *thumb towards the door* to an overpriced pasta place and spend the entire time rambling about his Italian heritage and the time he was fired from his job at the helicopter company.
Later, when they return home, Khet will disappear into her room with a sack of potatoes and Phil will retire to the study with a bottle of Tanqueray to spend some underwear time with his special boys in WWE Champions.
He will get on the schtreem later and say they went out to eat but that they had so little money to spend that they had to share a single can of tuna they found in a dumpster or something Dickensian like that.
KillDeer
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Do you think Kat has any idea that he's made $25,000 in tips alone during the past few months. Far and above what he was normally making and now that he is bankrupt he doesnt have any of the debts he was paying. So he should be completely flushed with cash. Will the $15 dinner and Funko Pop be enough to impress her this birthday?
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The combination of the antifa idiocy and Phil getting off scott free from his credit card debt has me disdaining the Seattle area more than just about anywhere else and I wish the West Coast would successfully secede from the Union.
But not before the woke mob burns his condo down.
No worry though. He'll smell the smoke in time even while sleeping.
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Guys... Why haven't we made "Katspergers" a meme yet?
KillDeer
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Kat would probably be happy with baked potatoes and hot dogs playing Skyrim in her room.
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I think she would rather play it herself.
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Cry like the little bitch he is on twitter.
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Phil's all about the image so he's probably going to claim they got takeout from some nice out of the way place, he lit a bunch of candles and they had a romantic dinner together then spent the evening watching TV together.
When in reality it's going to be some shitty microwave meal they ate in silence then Khet goes upstairs to her room to have cybersex with Jim and Phil stays downstairs with his real love gin and WWE.
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We can only speculate on if Kat has a social life based on the few times Phil has slipped up revealing personal info.
Kat allegedly went to a Halloween party after getting BTFO on the infamous "Tevin's fault" stream.
One of Kat's friends watched Jasper while they went to Connecticut to get married. Possibly retconned to a coworker or neighbor.
During the wedding explanation stream, Phil tells us how hard it was not to refer to Kat as his fiancee on stream. He said he called her his girlfriend on stream but introduced her as his fiancee when they went out to eat or were hanging out with Kat's friends.
Kat allegedly went to a Halloween party after getting BTFO on the infamous "Tevin's fault" stream.
One of Kat's friends watched Jasper while they went to Connecticut to get married. Possibly retconned to a coworker or neighbor.
During the wedding explanation stream, Phil tells us how hard it was not to refer to Kat as his fiancee on stream. He said he called her his girlfriend on stream but introduced her as his fiancee when they went out to eat or were hanging out with Kat's friends.
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Those Katherine's social life stories are probably all lies, though. Especially the Jasper babysitter, like Paranoid Phil would agree to some person he barely knows in his precious khando while he's thousands of miles away.
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It was the same for Leanna. She was his fiancee for a while, after the ring incident, then by the time the hospital incident happened she was back to being his girlfriend. Of course she was supposedly out of the house by that point but Phil is such a Chad that he even let her borrow his car and brought her back to the Gout Mansion to let her sleep the whole thing off.
The takeaway is that Phil lies and can't always keep his lies in check.
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Didn't Phil only have to remember not to call her his fiance for like a week or something? His mother guilt-tripped them into getting married during the trip for Kathy to meet them for the first time like right before they left. Then Phil pretended he kept it a secret for months because he's so good at lying
When I was looking through shit for this post I noticed that during the 5 to 6 weeks they were engaged from April 9th to May 15th Phil would routinely refer to Leanna as his girlfriend and needed his chat to remind him she was his fiance now, and would thank them for correcting him.
You're right that after the May 12th Pre-stream, which is the last time he calls her his fiance, he suddenly only calls her his girlfriend during the May 14th 'Emergency Room Tell All'.
I didn't mention it in the post, but at the time I noticed he only played 'Ride to Hell: Retribution' on the 13th for like an hour and a half total and he either didn't do a Pre-stream or deleted that day's Pre-stream. He says he's playing it because he heard it's one of the worst games ever, and that "This is the whole point of this day that I'm doing here on stream is to play the worst games, so. . ." He only plays this one game and then just completely fucks off after hitting 'Stop Record' at the end of Part 13 with no sign-off.
It's possible they had a fight and broke up on the 12th or 13th and Leanna's panic attack was related to the fight, break up, and facing the reality of supporting herself on her own as she had never done that before.
It would fit with Phil's pattern of technically telling a truth e.g. "We we're already broken up at the time," while also tacking on a bunch of lies that are delusional Narc-Ego Defense, make no sense, and are DEBUNKED by his own words, like: "We had been broken up for months and months already", "She wasn't living there at the time", "I just let her use the car and keep it at her new place because I am such a nice person", etc.
Also, hilariously at the start of his 'Ride to Hell: Retribution' playthrough the game audio isn't playing for the stream for the first 7 minutes and it's just Phil bouncing around and doing his 'Oh YEAAAH! Muthafukin' COCK suka. Oh baby, baby yeah, YEAAH! Buh buh buh buh buh' singing to silence. For like 5 seconds @ 2m50s there is game audio, but Phil immediately quits out to change video settings and there is no game audio for 4 more minutes.
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I'm convinced they were still together at that point but maybe their relationship was on the outs. It was the hospital visit that eventually caused her to leave because she couldn't stand Phil and his assholish ways. There's just too much wrong with his story to infer they were already broken up for months before hand.
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