Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
twattycake said:
I know Phil can't comment on it because it'd admit our dox was right, but he decided to stream today, on her birthday ,after pretending to be sick for the last few days. If Khet wasn't mad at Phil she probably is now.
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He's streaming on Khet's birthday? Ignoring your significant other on their birthday, especially when you're both stuck at home, is a recipe for disaster. That seriously has to be the best indication that the marriage is a total sham.
 
Phil Ken Sebben said:
He's streaming on Khet's birthday? Ignoring your significant other on their birthday, especially when you're both stuck at home, is a recipe for disaster. That seriously has to be the best indication that the marriage is a total sham.
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Can't stream 'overtime' any other day but she throws caution to the wind on her birthday. Yeah........tell me she's still there. :story:
Has her beloved sister wished her a happy birthday yet? Didn't think so.
 
I'm more inclined to believe she is off doing her thing with possible friends or co-workers. Phil might be using the ear ache excuse to sit at home and do nothing while she goes and has fun. Reminds me somewhat of the Leanna family wedding where he played hooky, and when the Kat left on Halloween and Phil had to take his anger and blame on Tevin detractors.
 
SkippyLongbottom said:
I'm more inclined to believe she is off doing her thing with possible friends or co-workers. Phil might be using the ear ache excuse to sit at home and do nothing while she goes and has fun. Reminds me somewhat of the Leanna family wedding where he played hooky, and when the Kat left on Halloween and Phil had to take his anger and blame on Tevin detractors.
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Wasn't that the one he didnt want to attend since Fallout 4 was coming out on the same day?
 
Freshtodeath said:
its her 30th bday? that's a pretty special bday. They really aren't going out? lol
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It's Phil. I wouldn't be too surprised if he forgot altogether.

The_Penultimate_Warrior said:
Wasn't that the one he didnt want to attend since Fallout 4 was coming out on the same day?
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The very same. This was back when the SoK's top autists were still around, and they caught him retconning the alleged wedding date when people started giving him shit for skipping. The alternative theory (he didn't go because he wanted to avoid meeting her parents) could just as easily be true and I don't know which is more likely/funny. No matter which date was correct I don't think he ever gave an explanation besides brushing it under the rug and blaming the trolls.

About one and a half-two years later when SoK imploded Phil claimed it was because he was afraid that trolls would SWAT the wedding if he attended, .Personally I'm calling bullshit since he waited until he was in a position where he knew he'd have the moral high ground if anyone disagreed publicly and.he has a history of actually keeping his fucking mouth shut about things he does not want to get out (see: using "parents are dying" as an excuse to marry Khet or just not giving an explanation for Panda's panic attack until after he'd gone to see her and stolen part of her hospital meal).
 
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Freshtodeath said:
its her 30th bday? that's a pretty special bday. They really aren't going out? lol
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dave was probably responsible for making a reservation, most likely forgot until last minute and then everything was booked out since restaurants in seattle might still have reduced capacity because of that virus, combined with the looters/protesters destroying half the city and dave thinking "defunding the police" means there aren't police in america anymore

or the funniest case scenario is being afraid of the blm, they might follow the burnells home and steal dsp's comic book collection

bonus meme:

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She can't go and see her though, too busy investigating pedophiles from inside an abandoned house.
 
Don't worry about how Phil treated Kat on her 30th.

Her side guy has probably got her something nice and gave her one hell of a blackening.
 
twattycake said:
The alternative theory (he didn't go because he wanted to avoid meeting her parents)
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I doubt this because, in one of the many PandaLee vlogs, Phil, Leanna and Leanna's mom went on a day trip (to get food, of course). I don't doubt that Phil was scared of Leanna's brother, though. Maybe her black cousin Dorian, too.
 
Trappin in the Trap said:
I doubt this because, in one of the many PandaLee vlogs, Phil, Leanna and Leanna's mom went on a day trip (to get food, of course). I don't doubt that Phil was scared of Leanna's brother, though. Maybe her black cousin Dorian, too.
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But in Panda's old soap blog she said almost her whole family disapproved of her relationship and move.

The whole reason Leanna's mom was in those videos was because she didn't trust her 17 18 year old daughter with a 30 year old man.
 
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