Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Look at the old condo videos. His far back left corner is all boxes. He kept the box that his ceiling fan came in. Why? In what situation would you ever need to uninstall your ceiling fan and repackage it?

He infamously gave his fans empty boxes as gifts. Why did he keep empty game boxes?

Look at his kitchen. He keeps the boxes his plates came in on top of his cupboard. His garage has boxes. His closet has boxes. His nook has boxes.

He has a semi-serious hoarding problem when it comes to boxes.
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And we haven't even seen his actual room. Probably kept his statue and collectors edition boxes all stacked in there.
 
SkippyLongbottom said:
And we haven't even seen his actual room. Probably kept his statue and collectors edition boxes all stacked in there.
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We did see his room. He has boxes of stuff from his helicopter job that he saved for when they would obviously realize their mistake and hire him back.

He had boxes of those giant wall decals that he was going to put up in the reception area of his office he was going to rent.
 
Jenna has been active on instagram but I guess shes taking her autism meds because the posting is pretty calm and mostly just her bad selfies. I think she forgot the password to her Twitter though because she hasnt posted once since Kat's birthday.
 
I just read about how insecure people are materialistic and use their material possession to impress others and make themselves feel better,that describes Phil so well,narcissistic people are extremely insecure and Phil in a huge coonsomer that buys a ton of shit he doesnt need,probably he thinks "after buying this I'll be happy" and after getting it he forgets about it and moves to the next thing that will be used for clutter.
 
tzgnilki said:
stories with so he tells his audience, but better make sure he tells them "this is from my parents", or people might think he is wasting money, and these are probably only a few of the things he has gin-purchased and told ppl about on his stream, there's gotta be more if he's doing regular trips to the dump

I don't think for a second this shit comes from his parents
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I think some of it is coming from them because buying it all himself would require him to come up with a convincing, consistent lie and does not mesh with what we know about that family: He claimed to have perjured himself to "own" a troll and they are still paying his taxes despite his age and income. Some of the claims like the dinner are also just too boring to be fake: if it were Phil's own creation he'd have claimed something much more elaborate and grandiose than a 3 course QVC (which nobody under the age of 60 uses anyways) meal.

Tatu Carreta said:
I just read about how insecure people are materialistic and use their material possession to impress others and make themselves feel better,that describes Phil so well,narcissistic people are extremely insecure and Phil in a huge coonsomer that buys a ton of shit he doesnt need,probably he thinks "after buying this I'll be happy" and after getting it he forgets about it and moves to the next thing that will be used for clutter.
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It might also be autism mixed in there. Phil thought his high income and "big gets" (house and wife) made him a serious adult and meant we couldn't make fun of him anymore. When that failed his ego + not realizing how badly he misunderstood things made him double down on buying shit.
 
twattycake said:
It might also be autism mixed in there. Phil thought his high income and "big gets" (house and wife) made him a serious adult and meant we couldn't make fun of him anymore. When that failed his ego + not realizing how badly he misunderstood things made him double down on buying shit.
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Phil's constant need to both be a mature, superior adult with a family and ALSO cry poor and beg for money lead to him saying all the illogical shit he gets mocked for.
 
Tatu Carreta said:
I just read about how insecure people are materialistic and use their material possession to impress others and make themselves feel better,that describes Phil so well,narcissistic people are extremely insecure and Phil in a huge coonsomer that buys a ton of shit he doesnt need,probably he thinks "after buying this I'll be happy" and after getting it he forgets about it and moves to the next thing that will be used for clutter.
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On that note, Phil is also the stereotypical consoomer. Just watch the clip of him explaining how good his new pillows are. He's the kind of gullible fuck that companies love. No critical thought, just believes whatever the corporations are telling him that is good for him.
 
twattycake said:
It might also be autism mixed in there. Phil thought his high income and "big gets" (house and wife) made him a serious adult and meant we couldn't make fun of him anymore. When that failed his ego + not realizing how badly he misunderstood things made him double down on buying shit.
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Problem is that a well adjusted individual isn't going to brag about "adult" things or even classify them as such.

Paying bills and going grocery shopping, wooooo.
 
Tatu Carreta said:
I just read about how insecure people are materialistic and use their material possession to impress others and make themselves feel better,that describes Phil so well,narcissistic people are extremely insecure and Phil in a huge coonsomer that buys a ton of shit he doesnt need,probably he thinks "after buying this I'll be happy" and after getting it he forgets about it and moves to the next thing that will be used for clutter.
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Yes. You can see this in full effect in any Connecticut condo tour video. Phil had crammed as much crap into that place as he could manage. Some of it was one of a kind, like the boobie painting, the pixel art or the original Dr. Doom painting. Other pieces were garbage. The pac-man solar system poster. Almost all the Mario shit. His Ghostbusters poster.

The Ghostbusters poster is another topic altogether.

He had an official movie poster of Ghostbusters! Why are there no credits or anything on the bottom? Official movie posters used in theaters from the 80's would not look like that. The poster is a generic Ghostbusters poster worth nothing. Phil paid out the ass for a generic Ghostbusters logo in a frame.

I spent an ungodly amount of time researching his Ghostbusters poster. It is a print of the logo. Worth nothing. He paid too much for it because a con-man convinced Phil it was authentic movie memorabilia. He fell for the marketing scheme.

The amount of useless shit Phil has bought will always be an unknowable number. Who knows what autistic video game related garbage Kat and him have accumulated in the last two years since Phil stopped filming the condo?

We need a 2020 house tour. I want to see what kind of useless shit Phil has spent his fan's money on. I want to see where the tens of thousands of dollars went, which when the bankruptcy came around, were worth nothing.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
I want to see where the tens of thousands of dollars went, which when the bankruptcy came around, were worth nothing.
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Unfortunately, he'll never show you his roster of manmeat jpgs on his phone, as that's where most of the money goes. He might placate muh wife *thumbs toward door* with something nice every now and again, but he dumps copious amounts of disability dollars on beef pile pngs.
 

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The_Penultimate_Warrior said:
Or they are getting divorced and he's pre-empting it being found out by claiming it's fake
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Yeah, this was my first thought mainly because I haven't heard anything about trolls doing it so it's weird he would mention that. I mean where would they be bragging if not KiwiFarms? And I'm pretty sure someone on KiwiFarms would have noticed.
 
TheKatIsNowGone said:
Yeah, this was my first thought mainly because I haven't heard anything about trolls doing it so it's weird he would mention that. I mean where would they be bragging if not KiwiFarms? And I'm pretty sure someone on KiwiFarms would have noticed.
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Although if she really has left, the problem with him pretending they're still married is that he'll be relying on her to keep quiet as well.
 
The_Penultimate_Warrior said:
Or they are getting divorced and he's pre-empting it being found out by claiming it's fake
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Or it's another engagement ring situation, where Leanna posted the ring mocking that Phil hadn't given her one yet, and he found out about it in his stream chat.
Maybe Kat filed and he's running with this to buy himself time. Semantics. "I said I didn't file for divorce... I never said she didn't..."

But he's probably just honed in some some autistic joke and is trying to milk it now for pity. "This is just another crime committed against me."
He's right, it's almost as severe as bankruptcy fraud.
 
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