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Claiming the Quartering is defaming Lucas for having a "KeffalsGroomer" discount code LMAO
also said he "saved the web archive" and that "it's saved forever" shortly before smuckling. Now you like archives huh Lucas?
Not when it's your laughably bad fart porn?

Now talking about selling a sticker of Jeremy's fat face
 
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Winter said:
Claiming the Quartering is defaming Lucas for having a "KeffalsGroomer" discount code LMAO
also said he "saved the web archive" and that "it's saved forever" shortly before smuckling. Now you like archives huh Lucas?
Not when it's your laughably bad fart porn?

Now talking about selling a sticker of Jeremy's fat face
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Keffals should absolutely pursue this case just for the fact that he would have to, under oath and the penalty of perjury, present an argument to a judge, an official government employee, as to why advertising illicit bathtub hrt to minors isn't actually grooming. Please, Lucas, please do an international civil suit against Jeremy, pleeeeease.
 
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Winter said:

The absolute highlight of today's stream. I'll be uploading the rest of the stream where he lashes out at Sargon, Stonetoss, Ricky Berwick and Quartering later tonight.
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Clipped out the meltdown in its full glory. I would still highly recommend watching @Winter's full vid.
(Context: lucas is tard raging over Stardust's association with Flamenco, evil KiwiFarmer)

Happy 500!
 
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Top search result on Lucas's browser:
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EDIT: This was @Winter’s
 
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Winter said:

The absolute highlight of today's stream. I'll be uploading the rest of the stream where he lashes out at Sargon, Stonetoss, Ricky Berwick and Quartering later tonight.
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One thing you might notice at the start of this is the TTS talking about preorders. This is referring to Lucas talking about selling dog collars that he would plug every time someone brings up Catboy Ranch.
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Top search on Lucas's browser:
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Lucas, come on this thread and discuss who you think is the NBA goat and you get a one week dox break. I’ll even call you Keffals or Clara.
 
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"MY FAMILY ARE LOCKING THEIR DOORS BECAUSE THEY'RE SO SCARED"
you know, it's normal to lock your doors..

EDIT: "WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A FORUM THAT HAS MADE 5 PEOPLE KILL THEMSELVES" LMAOO
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Wait...5 people? It's coming true before my very eyes :story:
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I made this as a joke, not an instruction manual

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Sagal got kicked out of their flat for chasing their other transgender roommates around with a hatchet and threatening to kill them, then went into a park square and lit himself on fire after making an unintelligible schizoid speech about society. KF far from the first thing on their mind at any point in time.

Terryberry hung herself out of the blue one day. Terryberry's entire gimmick online was posting her bruises and scars from her boyfriend alongside violent rants against her parents, grandmother, and everyone else in her life. I'm pretty sure being physically beaten by a man 10 years older than you daily while living in a shed at your grandmother's house after your shitty parents gave up on you once you turned 18 would be a way bigger factor than some random online forum thread.
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This is basically correct, but lacks a couple pieces of context that help paint a better picture:

Sagal:
Also had drugged and raped tranny roommates which he recorded for some fucking reason. Sagal was persona non grata in the trans community until he immolated himself, and if my memory serves people who witnessed the schizospeech prior to lighting the match remembered hearing things about homelessness in America. The actual suicide note was never found as far as I remember as it got dispersed by the air drafts caused by the fire. Whoops.

Terryberry:
She repeatedly threatened to kill herself if her boyfriend (the groomer) left her, and one day, he did leave her, and she did kill herself. As far as I remember that was about it for missing context.
 
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