Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

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What part of Kelly's body will she start picking at next?

  • Stumps

    Votes: 1,437 58.6%

  • Arms

    Votes: 367 15.0%

  • Hands

    Votes: 118 4.8%

  • Face

    Votes: 229 9.3%

  • Hair

    Votes: 117 4.8%

  • Face

    Votes: 182 7.4%

  • She will find an entirely new way of harming herself

    Votes: 827 33.7%
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Retired Junta Member said:
As funny as a boyfriend drama would be, I don’t think we’ll get one. Kelly always struck me as oddly childish (or at least she like to act it) and I can’t imagine her being with a man.
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Yknow, oddly enough that hadn’t occurred to me. Of course her stories about tricking and “Paul” all sounded absurd to me, but now that you mention it she does talk about sexual things the way a person who’s never actually had sex would. Like the kid in grade 9 saying he hooked up with 10 girls or whatever.

on the other hand I thought I could potentially see her going to hotels with internet randos for “modeling” and being SHOCKED that this man was a PERVERT(!!) or something.

Kelly hasn’t ever really had a social life, But she did sorta have at least one hobby (ballet) before the zombie legs saga. Did she ever do stuff before or was she always p much a shut-in? Is she likely to hang out w random people if she has nowhere to go?

im wondering if she’ll be more sociable since there’s so many ways she could draw attention to herself having no legs.
 
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True munchausen tends to just keep going until they die from their choices.
biledriver said:
Yknow, oddly enough that hadn’t occurred to me. Of course her stories about tricking and “Paul” all sounded absurd to me, but now that you mention it she does talk about sexual things the way a person who’s never actually had sex would. Like the kid in grade 9 saying he hooked up with 10 girls or whatever.

on the other hand I thought I could potentially see her going to hotels with internet randos for “modeling” and being SHOCKED that this man was a PERVERT(!!) or something.

Kelly hasn’t ever really had a social life, But she did sorta have at least one hobby (ballet) before the zombie legs saga. Did she ever do stuff before or was she always p much a shut-in? Is she likely to hang out w random people if she has nowhere to go?

im wondering if she’ll be more sociable since there’s so many ways she could draw attention to herself having no legs.
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It's impossible to know what Kelly was like before she started posting about herself on social media because it's all filtered through her illness. Everything we know is her version. That said, no she does not appear to have had any real hobbies or friends to speak of. Ballet she started late and was in some kind of community program from what I could tell.. The only people she really talks about are from the assisted living/group home place she lives.

My guess is she never really had an identity of her own between being an identical twin and someone prone to lying excessively and copying the interests of anyone who got close to her. I'm sure everyone knew that high school girl who just seemed to absorb her entire personality and hobbies from whoever was her friend-of-the-minute. Kelly's what happens when that girl never grows out of it. It wouldn't surprise me if her ballet obsession wasn't brought on by befriending someone who had been involved in ballet their whole lives.

Of course now she has legit munchausen and that's her only activity/hobby/interest.
 
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Purple Bra said:
Who said they have to be real?

I could see some weirdo being into Kelly though. I don't know who, but there's someone out there who's into anything, even batshit crazy. If they fed into her bullshit enough, she might tolerate them.
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An earlier comment found some random Instagram full of amputee pictures that had a picture of Kelly. She’s probably already getting propositioned by fetishists. I’d pay to see the DMs she must get. That said, she seems too immature to have a serious boyfriend. It’ll never happen
 
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Kate Farms Shill said:
It wouldn't surprise me if her ballet obsession wasn't brought on by befriending someone who had been involved in ballet their whole lives.
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Mmmh idk. Ballet tends to attract all sort of neurotic people. Ballet also tends to worsen or fuel dormant mental issues, it’s definitely not a chill environment. Anorexia and others ED are also rampant for obvious reasons. In a way I can see why Kelly chose it.
 
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Kate Farms Shill said:
Of course now she has legit munchausen and that's her only activity/hobby/interest.
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You summed up mostly what I was thinking, although it did (sort of) seem like she went out a bit more during the "I swear I'm not draining my own blood" era.
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Mmmh idk. Ballet tends to attract all sort of neurotic people. Ballet also tends to worsen or fuel dormant mental issues, it’s definitely not a chill environment. Anorexia and others ED are also rampant for obvious reasons. In a way I can see why Kelly chose it.
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while I see what you mean here, I kinda doubt the hardcore competitive ballet experience is what she was getting at whatever mall studio she went to. She wasn’t part of a dance company or even an independent pro-am performer, or even just a person who danced as a personal art form.
That said (and sorry if you were already aware of all that), I’m not trying to rag on her for that. More just pointing out that she frames herself as “a ballerina” to conjure exactly the image you described even though it’s likelihood is dubious at best.

The thing that bugs me the most about this one is that I honestly feel sad for her. Not sympathy, just a sadness at her existence, it’s a profound “well, this shouldn’t be” feeling that slow burns after the initial repulsion. None of that negates her responsibility or the fact that she’s done terrible things, of course,

with a talented writer, this whole thing could be abstracted into a truly nightmarish horror movie, the kind that would get reviews calling it “pointless and needlessly gory”... just like Kelly!:optimistic:
 
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"I mIsS mY LeGs!!!" Shouldn't have fucking picked them off then, should you? Also the way she phrased the first post sounds like she's been reading this thread again
 

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three nil said:
"I mIsS mY LeGs!!!" Shouldn't have fucking picked them off then, should you? Also the way she phrased the first post sounds like she's been reading this thread again
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I saw her insta yesterday, then came here this morning. Agree, it certainly sounds like she's reading and responding. Since she cares about communication and keeping us up to date, I'll add the third slide she tacked on to her stories.
 

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Dobbys Spare Sock said:
I saw her insta yesterday, then came here this morning. Agree, it certainly sounds like she's reading and responding. Since she cares about communication and keeping us up to date, I'll add the third slide she tacked on to her stories.
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She had beautifully shaped, strong, well-muscled legs in her prime. It’s tragic, really.
 
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Mason Verger said:
And until her eyes started to fully migrate to the side of her head like a brook trout, she was the cuter of the twins too. An American 5 in her prime, but a easily Canadian 8.
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she kinda had the crazy eyes back then too, but she did look cute back in the day,

silly girl.
if only you used that dedication for something good,

Bakred Lemon said:
She had beautifully shaped, strong, well-muscled legs in her prime. It’s tragic, really.
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just as tragic as those eyebrows
 
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Kelly should learn some kind of new interpretive/modern dance that she can do on her hands. She'd get really good looking arms that way, it'd be great for circulation especially as an amputee. She'd get lots of positive attention from being a great recovery story.

That's what Kelly should do.

However, I think we can grimly anticipate some kind of picked-at pressure sore or a weird hand injury tale. Or a fetishistic stalker that likes amputees who overshare on the internet (but honestly, I really hope that doesn't happen.)
 
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