Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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Kevin buys his internet boyfriend a video game
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then shares other recent stupid purchases he's made
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he does this while:

1. his cat supposedly still needs to be fixed and he "can't afford" the procedure;
2. the world's economy is in the toilet;
3. his alpaca cult are dealing with moving expenses; and
4. oh boy, wait til you see today's ranch update

his weird fetishes amuse me
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Spoiler: sfw? - full pic

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it's not fair, reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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lol
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it's a fetish, and it's a cult
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ranch update!

oh my god, the new ranch is an absolute fuckin lemon

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a potentially hazardous house, soon to be with no power, alpacas presumably still yet to be relocated, and a potential lolsuit on the way

taking bets on what the gofundme goal is going to be, i'm guessing 25 grand

Kevin's buddies are running around threatening to kill themselves while their house is apparently rigged to explode, and Kevin's sitting around playing with Lego T-rexes and masturbating to inflation porn. That's incredible.

Now, I've never bought an alpaca ranch before, but don't you typically look more into a major purchase of property a bit more closely before dumping God knows how much money into it? I'd assume functioning heat, gas, and electricity are one of the first things you would check. Especially when you never get any official paperwork on the inspection so the guy can dip the moment you catch on. Don't get me wrong, if that's true, then the inspector/installer is nothing more than a crook, but you've only yourself to blame for being naive enough to open yourself up to the possibility without a second thought.

I am not sure what triggers me more:

1) ahfghshkhagusdflkhfkh (whatever this troon talk nonsense is)

or

2) During a worldwide pandemic, while in the midst of a massive move to a piece of shit lemon ranch (despite it looking nice) to where he offers no help whatsoever, he has the nerve to post pictures of children's stuffed animals and dinosaur legos that he has just bought.

The second is just funny. I'm fine with Kevin staying away from any animal and I'm perfectly pleased to hear him leeching off of the other delusional knuckleheads on the ranch like a middle-aged tumor. Speaking personally, the former is just annoying instead of amusing, so that's more of a bother to me than the latter.

 

[GogglyGoblin]

Now, I've never bought an alpaca ranch before, but don't you typically look more into a major purchase of property a bit more closely before dumping God knows how much money into it? I'd assume functioning heat, gas, and electricity are one of the first things you would check. Especially when you never get any official paperwork on the inspection so the guy can dip the moment you catch on. Don't get me wrong, if that's true, then the inspector/installer is nothing more than a crook, but you've only yourself to blame for being naive enough to open yourself up to the possibility without a second thought.

It's a bit complicated, you should never trust the seller is being honest and have the place inspected by people you trust, but they are in the middle of nowhere, and lived hours away, if they even know someone they can trust who can inspect everything he'd charge them an entire day of work plus travel expenses. So they probably just went with the guy the seller reccomended.
They could also be extremely naive and figured that since they are paying a ton of money then everything must be in order which is a common belief among normal people.

On the legal side of it, in my experience it's rarely worth it to sue people unless there is a lot of money involved or you have overwhelming and readily available proof you are right, lawyers are very expensive, they'd likely be better off eating the costs than suing.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

oh my god, the new ranch is an absolute fuckin lemon

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It sounds like it's going to take a lot of hard work to fix all these problems. If only they had some able-bodied young person living at the ranch who could pitch in and help, instead of spending all day every day playing Animal Crossing and collecting stupid toys and porntweeting back and forth with other pervs.

And speaking of which...

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...here's what Bonnie posted 42 minutes before Kevin made that first tweet:

 

[grandpasatan]

It sounds like it's going to take a lot of hard work to fix all these problems. If only they had some able-bodied young person living at the ranch who could pitch in and help, instead of spending all day every day playing Animal Crossing and collecting stupid toys and porntweeting back and forth with other pervs.

And speaking of which...



...here's what Bonnie posted 42 minutes before Kevin made that first tweet:

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I'm starting to wonder if Kevin sold them a sob story about being pressured (sorry: terribly abused) about being lazy and to get a job from his mom to get him into the ranch by spinning it as transphobia, and now they're getting to experience just how super duper unfairly attacked he was first hand. His lack of shame really is breathtaking.

 

[RIP Tranch]

Of course the first recommendation they get from their fellow troon brethren is to run another GoFundMe. Give us money because we're oppressed trans folx, not because we didn't do our due diligence! I still can not wrap my head around who or what is keeping the troon e-begging economy afloat.

Kevin could probably pay for all the repairs personally if he didn't piss away a couple thousand bucks on children's toys each month. I think we've neglected the math here, but his infantile purchases are usually expensive shit, especially when they add up.

That fucking Dino LEGO costs $250:

Those stupid plush toys he's hoarding go for $30 each, so just in the photos he shared of his recent haul you're looking at another $150 down the drain.

This is days after buying his SECOND Nintendo Switch just for the colors.


Feb 19th.


Mar 25th.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Of course the first recommendation they get from their fellow troon brethren is to run another GoFundMe. Give us money because we're oppressed trans folx, not because we didn't do our due diligence! I still can not wrap my head around who or what is keeping the troon e-begging economy afloat.

I'm actually surprised that Bonnie said that they'd "explore their options" first.

 

[Sonya-chan]

Of course the first recommendation they get from their fellow troon brethren is to run another GoFundMe. Give us money because we're oppressed trans folx, not because we didn't do our due diligence! I still can not wrap my head around who or what is keeping the troon e-begging economy afloat.

Kevin could probably pay for all the repairs personally if he didn't piss away a couple thousand bucks on children's toys each month. I think we've neglected the math here, but his infantile purchases are usually expensive shit, especially when it adds up.

That fucking Dino LEGO costs $250:
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Those stupid plush toys he's hoarding go for $30 each, so just in the photos he shared of his recent haul you're looking at another $150 down the drain.
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This is days after buying his SECOND Nintendo Switch just for the colors.

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Feb 19th.

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Mar 25th.

He acts like these young adults who earn money but still stay with their parents so they don't have to pay the rent or the bills.
"I'm not going to use MY money to pay YOUR bills".

 

[Chonburi Flaps]

I'd like to see actual proof that they have power issues at the the ranch or I'm going to assume their last gofundme has ended and it's time to set up a new one.

 

[Particle Bored]

Who was the guy who called them not knowi g how to properly maintain the solar shit?

Entirely off-grid, huh? Well isnt that admirable. Oh, they didn't do the install, it was equipped when they bought it... this could prove entertaining. Hope one of these morons is reading up on maintenance; wonder how long ago it was installed. Looking forward to "posting this gofundme from the car... Charging my phone off the lighter socket... Power is out, not sure why, but theres smoke coming from the battery shed. Fuck capitalism!"

 

[James Howlett]

I was going to post something similar. They're in "oFf ThE gRiD eUpHoRiA" mode. The moment one of those panels needs maintenance, we're gonna get some e-begging.

I'd be interested to have more details about Kevin's inheritance. I don't think it's that big. I wanna know how he contributes to Rancho del Paca.

ranch update!

oh my god, the new ranch is an absolute fuckin lemon

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a potentially hazardous house, soon to be with no power, alpacas presumably still yet to be relocated, and a potential lolsuit on the way

taking bets on what the gofundme goal is going to be, i'm guessing 25 grand

Shit, I should have Null change my username to AUTISTIC NOSTRADAMUS.

 

[FramerGirl420]

Legos.

Why is it always Legos?

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Legos.

Why is it always Legos?

Because

 

[Neon]

Costings time for Kevin's most recent purchases! I was planning to wait until the very end of the month but with the revelation of the new ranch troubles I couldn't resist.

$87.96: Four Transformers Earthrise deluxe figures @ 21.99 each (Earthrise is a continuation of the Siege line, which I've already criticized in this thread for its unpleasantly brittle plastics. Basically they're shit and will probably crumble in a year)
$263: Pink Nintendo Switch (he already has one)
$60: Animal Crossing New Horizons
$9.99: Final Fantasy Tactics for his e-boyfriend
$150: 5 plushie toys @ $30 each (see previous link)
$250: Lego dinosaur set (see previous, & thanks to Gizmoduck for the find)

We're up to $820.95 in confirmed purchases this month. Combined with my previous tally we're looking at a total of $1,196 spent so far this year on toys and video games.

 

[Dustlord]

ranch update!

oh my god, the new ranch is an absolute fuckin lemon

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a potentially hazardous house, soon to be with no power, alpacas presumably still yet to be relocated, and a potential lolsuit on the way

taking bets on what the gofundme goal is going to be, i'm guessing 25 grand

So their inspector didn't even give them any paperwork or documents? I'm no expert but I'd be very skeptical and look into a second opinion before I bought a property if that was the case.
If they're going to run a business, it can't hurt to double check everything anyway.

 

[Bani]

Costings time for Kevin's most recent purchases! I was planning to wait until the very end of the month but with the revelation of the new ranch troubles I couldn't resist.

$87.96: Four Transformers Earthrise deluxe figures @ 21.99 each (Earthrise is a continuation of the Siege line, which I've already criticized in this thread for its unpleasantly brittle plastics. Basically they're shit and will probably crumble in a year)
$263: Pink Nintendo Switch (he already has one)
$60: Animal Crossing New Horizons
$9.99: Final Fantasy Tactics for his e-boyfriend
$150: 5 plushie toys @ $30 each (see previous link)
$250: Lego dinosaur set (see previous, & thanks to Gizmoduck for the find)

We're up to $820.95 in confirmed purchases this month. Combined with my previous tally we're looking at a total of $1,196 spent so far this year on toys and video games.

Twelve-hundred dollars, and that doesn't even take shipping into account. That's more than someone who actually has a child would spend on toys.

A grown ass man, over thirty years old, with no children, spending over a thousand dollars on toys in less than three months. I assume he also puts some of his inheritence towards the troon ranch (otherwise they wouldn't want him there lol) so who wants to bet he isn't putting any of this money aside and will be totally fucked when he runs out? Is he going to go back to selling his shitty pony art at sweaty furry conventions? Can't wait for that saga.

 

[Old Fart]

$150: 5 plushie toys @ $30 each (see previous link)

Thirty US quid for a pluche... thingy?!? Are they filled with coke or something?

 

[James Howlett]

Twelve-hundred dollars, and that doesn't even take shipping into account. That's more than someone who actually has a child would spend on toys.

A grown ass man, over thirty years old, with no children, spending over a thousand dollars on toys in less than three months. I assume he also puts some of his inheritence towards the troon ranch (otherwise they wouldn't want him there lol) so who wants to bet he isn't putting any of this money aside and will be totally fucked when he runs out? Is he going to go back to selling his shitty pony art at sweaty furry conventions? Can't wait for that saga.

I agree that he's not saving any money, but I doubt Kevin will ever try to create his own income ever again. The only saga happening after the inheritance runs out is the "42% saga"

 

[Shield Breaker]

Costings time for Kevin's most recent purchases! I was planning to wait until the very end of the month but with the revelation of the new ranch troubles I couldn't resist.

$87.96: Four Transformers Earthrise deluxe figures @ 21.99 each (Earthrise is a continuation of the Siege line, which I've already criticized in this thread for its unpleasantly brittle plastics. Basically they're shit and will probably crumble in a year)
$263: Pink Nintendo Switch (he already has one)
$60: Animal Crossing New Horizons
$9.99: Final Fantasy Tactics for his e-boyfriend
$150: 5 plushie toys @ $30 each (see previous link)
$250: Lego dinosaur set (see previous, & thanks to Gizmoduck for the find)

We're up to $820.95 in confirmed purchases this month. Combined with my previous tally we're looking at a total of $1,196 spent so far this year on toys and video games.

All I got from this is that assholes like this are the reason why shit is overpriced when I buy toys for my kids.

 

[Witthel]

Costings time for Kevin's most recent purchases! I was planning to wait until the very end of the month but with the revelation of the new ranch troubles I couldn't resist.

$87.96: Four Transformers Earthrise deluxe figures @ 21.99 each (Earthrise is a continuation of the Siege line, which I've already criticized in this thread for its unpleasantly brittle plastics. Basically they're shit and will probably crumble in a year)
$263: Pink Nintendo Switch (he already has one)
$60: Animal Crossing New Horizons
$9.99: Final Fantasy Tactics for his e-boyfriend
$150: 5 plushie toys @ $30 each (see previous link)
$250: Lego dinosaur set (see previous, & thanks to Gizmoduck for the find)

We're up to $820.95 in confirmed purchases this month. Combined with my previous tally we're looking at a total of $1,196 spent so far this year on toys and video games.

Sorry for the bit of powerlevel here, but as someone who grew up in a family that had to rely on government assistance just to afford bills and necessities it truly pisses me off not only watching someone lucky enough to obtain an inheritance like Kevin Splurge all of it on fucking legos, plushies and video games. But also seeing all of the other trannies on the ranch constantly grift and e-beg and actually having it fulfilled solely because they pumped themselves full of horse piss.

Life truly isn't fair, isn't it?

 

[stupid fuck]

tons of sperging today, he's celebrating 7000 followers, so here's the skinny

twitter is this dude's life

pretty sure he's saying he just wants to fuck Bradley Manning

why can't i hold all these crossovers

Zinnia, Horny Thorney, Bradley Manning, Sonicfox and Renfamous all showed up on his twitter today, along with a ton of lolcalves and repeat offenders i recognize from the troon social media thread here. the rat king hungers thirsts.

0w0


Kevin's e-boyfriend "DevourerRose" chiming in at the end there with the most retarded take ever

everyone in Kevin's circle of "friends" are coomers, consoomers, stooners and perpetually fucking unemployed

crossover with Horny Thorney


still delusional


nigga you gay


troon fight troon fight troon fight


"holding the fort"

by the way Bonnie did another video today and, as expected, his voice is 110% male, not even attempting to imitate a female

like all troons, Kevin is a sociopath who wants to see people who disgree with him fucking die


so just like real life, Kev


i wonder how well this tweet will age


gross


ranch info, alpaca move starting soon


please file a lolsuit


and finally, DEEP Kevin lore: he says he used to be engaged before he torpedoed his entire life, flipped his cock inside out and ran away to join Cirque du Ladydiqué


edit: now that we know he was engaged and presumably broke it off to live out his fetishes, leaving a confused ex and estranged family behind, has Kevin finally checked the last box on the troon trope list? is he now the Ubertroon?