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I'm guessing 50% of the ranch was molested as a child
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This hits even less hard knowing Kevin is in twenty or so different "relationships" with random people. It most likely was just some faceless follower he's never even seen in person.
However, it is funny that Kevin is so distraught over having to "initiate a breakup" with some weird creep but is still sunshine and roses reflecting how he was all primed and ready to throw out his own brother because Kevin's fiance didn't like him.
If this isn't a complete coincidence then it might lead to some funny ass drama later. Also I didn't think the inner workings of the ranch could get any more awkward but here we are
What's with trannies and thinking of themselves as super hot dominatrices? You're simply not that. You are not, have never been, and will not ever be.
What's with trannies and thinking of themselves as super hot dominatrices? You're simply not that. You are not, have never been, and will not ever be.
Not womanly, psycho off in his face? noooooo
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Many shades of logue from his 20 step facial maintenance pretty intense psycho vibes coming from those eyes.
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Lil' mode_view hiding down there in the corner made me chuckle. Almost thought you forgot him. Run, mode_view, run! While you can still see the light and have your balls! Get fit and let someone fuck you in the ass you small stupid human nugget!
I had to look at this as I'm a skincare sperg, and wow, he is ROUGH on his face. Two sudsing cleansers (no first cleanse to get off makeup though..), two mud masks between them (if you've never tried one, they'll get the gunk out of your pores but also zap your skin's moisture, and two in one routine is nuts), a harsh exfoliant that's known to cause microtears of the pores if you aren't careful (and, I don't know, dude comes off as a rough scrubber!), then a bubble clay mask! Which is just another clay mask but with a gimmick! His moisture barrier is destroyed at this point, a perfect (essential) time to add in light moisture... nope, better do a peel off mask!
Then. Another. Mask.
Even though this is a once a week routine, you never have more than one mask at one time unless you're really treating something, but then it'd be two and they'd be different mask types. He's essentially repeating the same expensive step multiple times in one go to absolutely no beneficial results.
Then A CHARCOAL MASK, which is one of the harshest kinds ever created. I kind of want to take this to a skincare subreddit to scare people, I'm not going to lie.
Finally a moisture mask (which is the 7th in his routine), and Thank Goddess cuz this skin is gasping. What? Oh follow that with a peeling mask, sure. That makes sense. Add moisture then immediately take it away. I can't do this anymore, it's parody because he just adds masks. He uses two cleansers... then multiple masks. No serums, no vitamin c, just wash off and gimmick shit. He's aging his skin like a mofo, especially with being in the sun so often, and he says this takes six. hours.. I'm so curious if he's tried to get Kevie to start a routine...
Kevvie sticking fingers where he shouldn't
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Oh Kevvie...
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Now in his place is that StebMcDreb.
Also this happened
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