Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[AmHole]

You know Kevin's hole and the Troon House have a lot in common: Both are falling apart at the seams, cost thousands of dollars to fix, regret under the facade of happiness, and both were swindled by someone promising a better life

Kevin's snatch and Troon Ranch are basically one in the same. When Kevin speaks of his hole, he's also speaking about the state of the house as well.

This is some Amityville Horror type shit. That's why Kevin never leaves the house. His vag is the house!

 

[Spastic Colon]

Reading about Penny needing surgery after his rape by a pedo almost makes me feel sorry for him. Almost. I lose sympathy when victims become predators, though. He clearly gets off on dominating people weaker than himself.

And if Kevvie doesn't even wash his hands after sticking a finger in the stink ditch (instead he wipes it on his shirt, wtf dude ), I feel certain that Kevvie is at least 50% responsible for the complications of his "neo vag". Sure, the surgeon was a quack, but I feel like if Kevvie was capable of basic hygiene, it wouldn't be nearly as bad as it is. I'm honestly not going to be surprised to find out the stink ditch is a MRSA incubator at this point. If I had to bet on what will ultimately kill him, it's a toss up between Penny Koresh or a massive stink ditch infection.

While I'm sure the "break up" was Kevin distancing himself from Ripley's Twitter wrongspeak, it's funnier to imagine that Ripley was asking for sex (even a handy or a BJ) and Kevin freaked out at having to actually be gay instead of just pretending to be gay on Twitter.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

Tranny Ranch would be a fun reality show. Take note TLC! You're going to need to keep your audience of tranny rubberneckers happy now that I Am Jazz is over.

Oh to be a fly on the wall for that pitch

"Think big brother, but the cast is all hideous incels who think they're women. And instead of cutting off their ties to the outside world we force them to watch porn and interact with reddit and Twitter for 10 hours a day!"

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I think he's subconsciously wrecking and delaying his healing process because once it's actually healed he'll have to face the facts that it's not an amazing brand new vagina he's got but a gunshot wound (a troon doctors phrashing, not mine!) that was never meant to be there. Considering Kevie seemingly got this for almost certainly sexual purposes and he's already having trouble with dilation, then I don't see how he can get pounded down without the entire thing falling apart at this point.

Hell, even trans people who've gotten the chop and most certainly taken care of it better than Kevie will have trouble having penetrative intercourse and will just stick to anal... except Kevie got his neovagina because he never got a hang of anal. Good luck with that Kevie.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

If the nerves haven't "reconnected" and "woken up" by now, Kevvie, they never will. It's a shame your ilk reeeeeee so much about any negative information on srs otherwise you'd have known that slashing into your genitalia would permanently damage nerves there. I'm sure what's routine for every other operation magically doesn't happen during troon surgery though.

The wound that was previously stitched but burst open (horror film style?) should also be healing on its own now. Oh, it'll leave a trench where there shouldn't be one, but if the surgeon couldn't be bothered to sew it back up again, that's what Kevvie is left with. Either Kevin isn't cleaning and airing it properly, or dilation is somehow preventing healing, possibly both. Wearing diapers is pretty much the last thing he should be doing. But hey, a couple of random troons online said it'd be okay so it must be, right?

This is as good as it gets for Kevvie, and he's trying so, so hard to deny it. If the reality isn't like his fantasies, he'll just lie until he convinces himself it is. Or 41%.

Bonnie reminds me of a cow. Big, wide-set, vacant eyes and a massive gut. Those cat eye classes only accentuate how far apart his blank eyes are.

With Ripley and Kevvie's break up, the troon ranch atmosphere must be heavy enough to cut with a (hipster) knife.

 

[Neko GF]

Kevie has locked his account. Reason: a 5k follower account mocked him:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1259215991340326913

(Archive)

 

[FramerGirl420]

Bonnie reminds me of a cow. Big, wide-set, vacant eyes and a massive gut. Those cat eye classes only accentuate how far apart his blank eyes are.

All I can ever focus on with that one is his unfortunate Butthead nose. Kinda sucks, because there's so many other laughable things going on with his body but I'm missing out bc I'm just so baffled by his nose.

Kevie has locked his account. Reason: a 5k follower account mocked him:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1259215991340326913

Lol what a ~strong~ trans woman! So brave! Hiding from spooky internet folk that he can't block.

Kevvie sticking fingers where he shouldn't
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Oh Kevvie...

I'm struggling to understand this...his AmHole is now 2 AmHoles? Or 2 entrances to the same AmHole? Isn't this what he wanted tho?

TBH he needs to just post a pic. It'll be much easier than him poorly explaining his rotting mangled pubic area. Plus I've been waiting patiently for the body horror to be revealed.

 

[ValVenus]

Kevie has locked his account. Reason a 5k follower account mocked him:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1259215991340326913

Oh man, there goes our lockdown entertainment. Although I also *lived through* the last account locking which I believe coincided with Penny threatening KF with his gun. (I hadn't seen this thread at that point). He'll be back soon enough.

I guess it's an opportunity to look at the ranch and maybe the orbiters?

Poor old Mode_View.

In our holiday from am hole, I will be reading this: Thanks to Guy Made Of Bees

archive
This is from penny's steemit (archive)
Got very drunk and archived most of it, has some transition updates from a couple of years ago, him making a lot of selfies in the employee bathroom and storeroom of Target where he was the guest service manager.
Childhood and being gay
Accidentily fathering a son, joining the army
childhood trauma, burn out from being a crypto broker, the penny troon saga starts

same energy
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Sorry for the derailment, but there is some gold in all that dirt, maybe worth a chuckle or two, didn't really read it attentively but if anyone feels bored.

* Mode_View has also locked his account

 

[Banditotron]

Mode_view should get started on the whole "hacking parts off his body" thing. He could even start with the rest of the dudes in the house. Do 'em all a favor.

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

Man, the breaking up with Ripley is strange with how little Kev seems to care. Even if it's an amicable breakup, there's the awkwardness and the hurt, plus they're still living together. They all claim to be poly, so wouldn't that sting more, to see your ex replacing you immediately and flaunting it?

The way Kev responds to Ripley's tweets makes me wonder if they had/have any meaningful interactions outside of twitter at all. If I was bonding with someone, explaining a passion for music and an important event seems like a great mood setter but hey maybe Ripley is equally as spergy and hides inoffensive life stories like that. This really makes it obvious how relationships, friendships etc lack any intimacy or depth for these types of people, just 'oh well removing them from my profile lol'. It's like a game, the way small children tell each other they're married now. Oh wait, suddenly that part makes sense..

It's really fucking sad, and I'm not exactly the finest example of proper socialization. They really don't understand any relationship is about challenging each other and getting through thick and thin, not liking the same dilator color or being hgrrghh neigh'd at.

 

[Monolith]

Mode_view should get started on the whole "hacking parts off his body" thing. He could even start with the rest of the dudes in the house. Do 'em all a favor.

Mode_view doesn't live on Ram Ranch, look at the chart.

 

[0 0]

puzzle pieces please

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edit - daily sperging:

how is this dude even real
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dude weed
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lol what the fuck Kevin
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"TERFism is a cult"
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i still want to know what horrors hide beneath Bonnie's elderly chinese grandmother hat
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Literal hours after the breakup and Kevin is just chatting with Ripley like nothing happen. I'm 50/50 as to whether Kevin is just being a clueless idiot or a malicious manipulator, since both are equally plausible.

Kevvie sticking fingers where he shouldn't
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Oh Kevvie...

I'm not a sexual reassignment surgeon but I'm fairly certain that if your neovagina is still violently separating, the last thing you should do is stick your hand into it.

Oh to be a fly on the wall for that pitch

"Think big brother, but the cast is all hideous incels who think they're women. And instead of cutting off their ties to the outside world we force them to watch porn and interact with reddit and Twitter for 10 hours a day!"

Cut off their internet access and that would result in more violence and bloodshed than what's typical for a reality TV show. I'd watch it.

Kevie has locked his account. Reason: a 5k follower account mocked him:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1259215991340326913

Kevin is trying so hard to play the victim that he locks his account over a joke that isn't even at his (direct) expense. That's great. What makes it fantastic is that he tries to play the victim even harder by complaining that he brought up his healing and locked his account, two actions which were his fault and his fault alone.

Oh man, there goes our lockdown entertainment. Although I also *lived through* the last account locking which I believe coincided with Penny threatening KF with his gun. (I hadn't seen this thread at that point). He'll be back soon enough.

Well, looking back, Kevin locked and unlocked his account within 24 hours of having a Kiwifarms thread on him. He can't handle not having attention and an outlet to rant into for less than a single sleep cycle, so you're as right as can be.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

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@_01 Jesus. That whole first post was hard to read man.



Is it that they were never able to achieve Alpha status in the relationship and seeing how desperate them-self and others are,
the logical solution would be to become a female and get all the attention? Question is who the fuck would go for that?!

Edit: "female"

I know they're misogynist morons, but wow. The conscious denial never fails to astound me. You do not have a skene's gland, similar to how women don't have prostates. That shit leaking out of your crotch isn't pussy juice and is probably toxic. I hope you enjoy how it tastes because it's probably going to kill you when you ingest it if the sepsis doesn't first.

 

[stupid fuck]

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Heartbreak in Kevvie land
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Spoiler: 1 hour later

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It appears Ripley is the casualty!

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Now in his place is that StebMcDreb.

Also this happened
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First let me get this out of the way.

BWHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH *snort* hahahhahaj

OK now onto business.

Firstly, doesn’t Ripley live at ram Ranch? I mean that’s gonna be fucking awkward isn’t it? granted I’ve always said that these guys are larpin and I think actually don’t do anything together so it’s probably just an updated Twitter bio. Kevvie obviously doesn’t give a shit.

Secondly, I think Ripley must be on suicide watch, and I mean that literally.
Ripley isn’t like Kevin, He doesn’t have like 1000 girlfriends and no shame. Ripley is extremely fragile. Anytime somebody on Twitter refers to him as a “dude” he logs off for about a month at a time, being dumped by Kevin might honestly be the worst feeling on earth. How will Ripley recover?

but in Kevin’s defense.
Kevvie has made it very clear he is a lesbian who is attracted to women and Ripley is quite obviously not anywhere near a woman.

that was pretty mean and I actually feel kind of bad...

 

[SIGSEGV]

Image taken from the OP, courtesy of @_01
"You broke my heart, I'm going to break your mind!"
"You stole my love, I'm going to steal your soul!"
"You never sucked my dick, I'm going to suck life out of you!"

"You never returned the slab, now I'm going to crush your skull!"

 

[RIP Tranch]

Kevin has deployed Seal Troon 6 to deal with the menace of mean tweets.





Hey, give Kevvie some credit. He's a B-List KifiFarms celeb.

 

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Kevin has deployed Seal Troon 6 to deal with the menace of mean tweets.

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Hey, give Kevvie some credit. He's a B-List KifiFarms celeb.

The best part is this wasn't "targeted" outside of the guy just quoting Kevin. It's so overblown and all over an exceedingly innocuous joke.

 

[Bani]

puzzle pieces please

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edit - daily sperging:

how is this dude even real
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dude weed
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lol what the fuck Kevin
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"TERFism is a cult"
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i still want to know what horrors hide beneath Bonnie's elderly chinese grandmother hat
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I like how troons respond to every other allegation with "no u."

We point out that transitioning is part of a fetish, they go, "No, it's a fetish to think we have a fetish1!!1" We say their behavior is misogynistic, they say, "twans women are women, so if you disagree with us you must hate ALL women1!!!1" We observe that their behavior, particularly the grooming of "eggs," and tendency to cut people off from their families is cult-like. They say, "Ackshually, YOU'RE a cult, because... um... because I said so!"

 

[PoisonedBun]

I wonder if Kev breaking up with Ripley has to do with whatever Twitter drama Ripley seems to be caught up with. I could see Kevin breaking up with someone over dumb Twitter drama. He's so clout hungry that if negative attention was starting to come his way from someone else's drama he might cut them loose to protect his image.

Tranny Ranch would be a fun reality show. Take note TLC! You're going to need to keep your audience of tranny rubberneckers happy now that I Am Jazz is over.

Nah, I'm thinking Netflix documentary style: The Alpaca Queen(s).