Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Spastic Colon]

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Meanwhile, those poor alpaca's live a horrifying life, spending their days getting ogled by gross troons. Feels bad man.

In theory, he could go pet an alpaca any time he wanted. In reality, he's too busy cooming and coomsumering to step outside. Plus, if he moves around too much, they're going to expect him to start doing work.

Mode_View needs to be the next addition to the troon compound. As pathetic as he is online, just imagine the cringe he would induce in real life. Plus, I would love the sad self-deprecating posts anytime he thought an alpaca looked at him disapprovingly or Kev didn't want help dilating his front hole. It would be even funnier if he had to sleep in the totally not a meth lab new love shack (tin roof, rusted).

 

[one_time_user]

so, they're luring a bunch of black people there. to do all the work. we've seen this before...

 

[0 0]

WHAAAAAAAAAT!
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So it seems like some poor 'egg'/troon is exposing the ranch (!)

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OMG

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The "shoot on sight" thing might be him talking about October Evans, a lolcow who had been harassing the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch for quite some time if I recall. In that regard, that's entirely justified, but it isn't a good look for the ever-critical trans community.

Regardless, these people behave and fight like children, so this sort of thing was an inevitability. The real question is if Raging Grace will cut their losses or is filled with enough impotent indignance to keep pushing this non-issue.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

WHAAAAAAAAAT!
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So it seems like some poor 'egg'/troon is exposing the ranch (!)

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OMG

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Not even a day after I bring up my assumption that troons might get molested by Penny and this happens.

As much as I want to say this is all 100% real, I can’t let my personal bias gets in the way the fact that this is a claim made by an anime avatar having Troon whose opinion I disregard 9/10 times.

However what I will say towards the ranch is “you get what you fucking deserve”

This is only going to be the first of many claims like this, and that’s because the ranch is deliberately going out of the way to attract these kinds of mentally fragile idiots who can’t do it honest days work in their life and are such losers that they can just up and leave and go live on a ranch at a moments notice. The people the ranch want living and working there are the kind of people who don’t need the ranch is charity.

This will be compounded by the fact a Penny is an actual sex pervert and will get them drunk/high and do shit to them because they’re all basically gay men and that’s what gay men do, they all have sex with each other.

When they inevitably have a falling out because these kind of trans people they are the laziest, stupidest people on the planet. accusations like this is just gonna keep on piling on, and I guarantee you that one trans person is going to suggest that they felt trapped and that they had to keep on having sex with Penny in order to secure that place on the ranch.

This whole set up is doomed from the beginning because they’re trying to instill hard work ethic into a group of people who are adverse to work

(look at Kevin）

Kevvie strikes back!
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Wow kevvie way to fucking blow it. I was willing to disregard everything you guys were accused of. Looking at your answer and the only thing you decide to answer for is the stupidest aspect I now believe that is definitely molestation.

I don't know if anyone can be arsed to discuss, but what is the deal with 'the cottage'?

It’s a labor camp trans haven which according to Penny will house “a dozen” at risk trans people. Unless they are going to make more than one cottage. It will be laid out like a barracks where each troon gets a cot and maybe a footlocker. They will wake up at the ass crack of dawn and learn how to jack off alpacas and plow dead fields (for free) then in the evening be allowed in the main house for an hour, use the WiFi, get drugged up whiles watching a movie and get molested by Penny.

the Trans dream!

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

It seems the Ranch is a gay rape Gulag or is turning into one. Aids Saga when?

 

[Lyre]

As long as the Amish don't drive them they are able to ride in cars. They have a bunch of weird rules that let them work in the modern age.

Edit:
iirc, while the Amish are not allowed to drive, they will employ non Amish workers, finance a car in the workers name (or their own name), enter into a contract or agreement, and will be chauffered around everywhere without breaking their rules. So it's entirely possible the truck doesn't even belong to tram ranch. Hopefully someone else can confirm this Amish loophole

No you're right, the amish can ride in cars so long as its grey, white, or black, (mennonites can only own cars of these colors) but I dont think they can own one, but they will pay people to chauffeur them around all day, especially if they can hold a lot of people or cart shit around.

 

[AmbiTron]

I for one fully belief this poor abused individual and since it was going to go to the tranny ranch it must be a 'woman' and we must 'believe all women' therefore we must cancel the ranch. It's the only logical conclusion, amirite fellow 'girls'?

 

[*extremely mom voice*]

Raging_grace deleted

Hi Raging_grace, hope you're enjoying the thread. We'd love to hear your side of the story on the TNR.

You should think about making an account here, and telling us more about what exactly is going on down on the ranch. We don't exactly have an unbiased source at the moment. We're actually really nice to leakers who have good info.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

I think the giant rat penis option would be less degenerate than the "both" option, tbh. I don't game, so excuse my gaming ignorance, but why exactly would you need to configure genitals for a video game?

"Roll for anal circumference"

 

[Old Fart]

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Last time I checked, ducks are waterfowl, spending hours on end in the water. Who the hell keeps these poor critters in a desert with a toy pool?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Lesson here for Kevvie,keepkicking up your inheritance payments or you become the next mooch and next evict-tee,Also the gofund is looking low,i would top that up to keep your toys in pristine condition

But how could Kevie top anything up, he's such a bottom, remember?

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

It’s a labor camp trans haven which according to Penny will house “a dozen” at risk trans people. Unless they are going to make more than one cottage. It will be laid out like a barracks where each troon gets a cot and maybe a footlocker. They will wake up at the ass crack of dawn and learn how to jack off alpacas and plow dead fields (for free) then in the evening be allowed in the main house for an hour, use the WiFi, get drugged up whiles watching a movie and get molested by Penny.

the Trans dream!

I imagine barbwire fences and guard towers are coming soon, to guard against transphobes invading the ranch of course.

 

[Tomssu]

Pennys speech about the Ranch leaks drama

Of course he wants this monstrosity

More about Cyberpunk

Kevvie has made up new euphoria

But then he sad because no kids

and is in dire need of asspats!

 

[FruitFever]

Pennys speech about the Ranch leaks drama
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Of course he wants this monstrosity
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More about Cyberpunk
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Kevvie has made up new euphoria
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But then he sad because no kids
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I dunno, the cyberpunkish stuff I've read have usually boiled down to the point that no amount of techological advancement can change the fundamental nature of humanity.

Kinda like how no amount of surgeory, hormones or narcassistic delusion can make you into a woman.

 

[Azafran90]

Pennys speech about the Ranch leaks drama
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Of course he wants this monstrosity
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More about Cyberpunk
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Kevvie has made up new euphoria
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But then he sad because no kids
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And whose fault it is that you can't have kids, Kevin?

 

[Spastic Colon]

And whose fault it is that you can't have kids, Kevin?

Maybe the troon surgeons are secret Nazis trying to purify the gene pool.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

And whose fault it is that you can't have kids, Kevin?

Kevin doesn't want to have kids, pregnancy is just another thing he fetishizes.

 

[RIP Tranch]

Thank fucking GOD he can't have children, and let's hope they won't ever apply for adoption. Jesus Christ what a horrifying thought for a kid to grow up with a tranny Josef Fritzl.

Anyway, they're just flat out ignoring the molestation and racism parts.

I've said it before, one day we'll find racist reddit posts or something from Kevin's past, like we did with his misogyny. During the protests they supposedly handed out food and water to protesters - while Kevin was lying around and liking BLM tweets - but that was just them larping as commie revolutionaries. On an individual basis, he interacts with black people as much as he does with actual women. He doesn't. Ever.

Here's my prediction: Not a single black tranny will ever set foot on that property. It will be a continuous cycle of them claiming that there's not enough space yet, and we'll be told that whatever space does become available has already been promised to one of their lovers. All of whom are pale white men too, coincidentally.

 

[Tomssu]

Bonnie has the need to open up about The Ranch leak

Kevvies own take on what Cyberpunk should be like

and surprise, surprise! It sucks ass

Still whining about wanting kids

He just really wants to be pregnant, you know? Just slap that uterus transplant in and voila!

 

[Neko GF]

Kevvies own take on what Cyberpunk should be like
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and surprise, surprise! It sucks ass

Still whining about wanting kids
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He just really wants to be pregnant, you know? Just slap that uterus transplant in and voila!

Kevie voluntarily removing himself from the gene pool is objectively the best thing he's ever done.