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Pork Soda said:
I'm still genuinely shocked at Kevin's angry rant from earlier. I didn't think he would ever actually voice those feelings about the Tranch, even if they were obvious. It's worse that it seems, judging from all the responses, that nobody blames him or has anything negative to say about his spergy fit. That might encourage him to bitch more about it in the future, which would be highly entertaining for us, but even more embarrassing for the Tranch. He's so fucking shameless.
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Same! I mean I *know* he's stupid and obnoxious and lazy, and I knew that someone like him must hate living at a ranch but would do nothing to improve his circumstances, but I really didn't expect him to badmouth the situation this badly. Guess I gave him way too much credit. The tranch is supposed to be a super awesome safe haven for trans people (though by trans people they, of course, mean trans women, because I cannot imagine an actual female living with these creeps), so this is really bad PR.
 
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Internet's Boyfriend said:
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Lose more, fatass.

Is his expression retarded on purpose or is he trying to pull a quirky face but too autistic to realize how weird he looks?

Also "Mega Milk" ew.
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I know toilets don't necessarily smell of roses but I still don't want to sit right next to the cat shitter.

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I was under the mistaken impression that the Troon Squad built the ranch themselves, so I was imagining Bonnie and Penny installing carpet in the bathroom.
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No, they bought it as-is, which is why it's so strange there are so few bedrooms. I'm beginning to wonder whether it was ever used as a fulltime ranch, or just as a summer farm. Perhaps it was built by environmentalists who only stayed there during daytime in the summer and went home at night, or so. There's obviously no room for en entire farm staff.
 
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Rainbow Frog Army said:
Well, yes. Even if you're part of the causes he (allegedly) supports, he's not only a trainwreck, he's a damaging trainwreck. Imagine what it'd be like to be a nice, reasonable trans person when you've got this fucking troon claiming to represent you.

Imagine what it'd be like to be a nice, reasonable trans person in a profession where lolcowish behavior kills careers, and you've got this pack of raving troons insisting that their troonacy is normal behavor for trans people.

And if you want the really nasty one for this? Imagine you're a trans person trying to make sure we get the shit done to ensure we can provide proper, competent care for trans people--and you've got these fucking troons doing serious damage to people. And getting you cancelled and chased out, because being responsible--following even the most simple of medical ethics--isn't Woke.
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There's likely a lot of people who identify as trans or whatever the hell genderspecial who probably want Kevin to fuck off or find him amusing but won't say anything because they don't want to be dogpiled on and "canceled."

At least there's probably a good chunk of them who hate him for being a transparent grifter or an openly-flirty horndog. That's when we potentially could have some infighting between the woke crowd and have Kev throw a fit cause not every ~queer~ wants to kiss his acne-covered ass. :popcorn:
 
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Old Fart said:
No, they bought it as-is, which is why it's so strange there are so few bedrooms. I'm beginning to wonder whether it was ever used as a fulltime ranch, or just as a summer farm. Perhaps it was built by environmentalists who only stayed there during daytime in the summer and went home at night, or so. There's obviously no room for en entire farm staff.
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It could also have been from a larger ranch being sold off in parcels or just cutting down its footprint, and the house had just been a satellite on the larger property--I've heard that in that area, it's not unknown for there to be crashpads for people who are taking a herd too far to just come back the same day. They'd not need to have enough space for all the people needed to run a farm, just the people who were moving with the livestock.

I mean, I'd not be surprised in the least if they didn't even check to make sure that what they were buying was what they seem to have been looking to buy. I've read listings; they'll damn well tell you if it's coming equipped. (I've seen at least one which was basically 'move in and start farming'--the seller apparently was just selling everything together, you got the land and the equipment and apparently also animals. Somebody clearly was in a hurry.)
Cool Spot said:
There's likely a lot of people who identify as trans or whatever the hell genderspecial who probably want Kevin to fuck off or find him amusing but won't say anything because they don't want to be dogpiled on and "canceled."

At least there's probably a good chunk of them who hate him for being a transparent grifter or an openly-flirty horndog. That's when we potentially could have some infighting between the woke crowd and have Kev throw a fit cause not every ~queer~ wants to kiss his acne-covered ass. :popcorn:
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I guess Kev either doesn't read here, or thinks we're all cishet demons?
 
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Cool Spot said:
I think all kinds of people can bond between finding Kev a perpetual trainwreck, regardless of personal beliefs, politics, identity. He's just that much of a lolcow.
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That's what the site is supposed to be. Truly a lolcow in the spirit of Chris-Chan.

Old Fart said:
I know toilets don't necessarily smell of roses but I still don't want to sit right next to the cat shitter.
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Sometimes you don't really get a choice as to where your litter boxes go, especially if you are living in a place overcrowded with people and animals. The rule of thumb you should follow is that the number of litter boxes you should have is equal to the number of cats you have, plus one extra.

Now I am not so :optimistic: that i would assume that they have followed this rule for animal care for its own sake, but with the amount of cats they have around the place they would find it very difficult to deal with cat shit if they didn't have multiple boxes set out, and probably around the house wherever they can fit one in. If they didn't, the cats would be shitting on the floor because the single box would be overflowing, and I could see Kevin possibly letting that go, but it seems like something anyone else on the ranch would try and fix.
 
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Kevin's fursona vs him:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1335790499873996800 (Archive)

That isn't Kev-Kev's true and honest fursona:
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This is a much more accurate comparison. While Kev's outdated fursona is pretty ugly, the true and honest one fully captures his personality and grotesque form.
 
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Neko GF said:
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Did you draw that?! It's awesome, you should tweet him it

Enoby Way said:
Sometimes you don't really get a choice as to where your litter boxes go, especially if you are living in a place overcrowded with people and animals. The rule of thumb you should follow is that the number of litter boxes you should have is equal to the number of cats you have, plus one extra.
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I've only ever had one cat at a time, but I've always trained them to toilet outside.
First you put the scratch tray/s right near the door/s, then the next day put them outside, then further down the garden path, then scatter litter stuff in a sheltered bit
In a place like theirs, you'd think it'd be easy...
 
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Puddleduck said:
I've only ever had one cat at a time, but I've always trained them to toilet outside.
In a place like theirs, you'd think it'd be easy...
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I dont know how feasible it is to do that during winter. They may also be indoor-only cats, especially if cars are moving around a lot. Or they may just be dumb.
 
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Enoby Way said:
Sometimes you don't really get a choice as to where your litter boxes go, especially if you are living in a place overcrowded with people and animals. The rule of thumb you should follow is that the number of litter boxes you should have is equal to the number of cats you have, plus one extra.
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But they are farm cats who should be outside and in the stables, roaming for mice and rats. Not inside the living quarters getting lazy and fat.
 
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Old Fart said:
But Kevin is a ranch member just like everyone else who should be outside and on the farm, helping with the animals and collecting recycling. Not inside the living quarters getting lazy and fat.
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Ftfy

Seriously though we've already established they don't really know what they're doing when it comes to so many things, they probably see all these cats as pets only.
 
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Enoby Way said:
Ftfy

Seriously though we've already established they don't really know what they're doing when it comes to so many things, they probably see all these cats as pets only.
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Yeah, though here those cats are definitely pets--you can't just toss a cat into a barn and expect that cat to be a barn cat, especially given the ages those cats were likely taken from their mamas & the likely lack of any adult barn cats in there. Those kittens might manage to be good enough hunters to supplement their diets, but...it'd take some major luck for them to be able to live entirely on their own, and you'd still want to supplement their food because that'll keep them from venturing farther than you want...and I'm not so sure there's enough prey in the area anyway.

There's a reason I feel pretty confident that the cats have the best chance of all the animals there. (And please never assume "It's a cat, it can hunt" and abandon a cat somewhere to fend for itself.)
 
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RazorBackBacon said:
Such blatant parasitism pisses me right the fuck off. I sincerely hope Kevin wakes up to learn some exotic species of insect has laid eggs in his eyeballs.
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White Devil said:
in his amhole*
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I regret to remind you that getting knocked up by an ovipositor is one of Kevin's zillions of fetishes. He'd probably jack off to "Sick Girl" from the 'Masters of Horror' anthology, if he could (triple bonus: the show also includes lesbians and I guess forced bimbofication? Pro tip if your fetishes are the unironic subject of a horror flick, get help.)
 
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