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[Nothing To See Here]

"Can't have conversations that aren't at least a bit censored" probably means "I was asked not to talk about my disintegrating amhole during dinner because it was putting Troon #2 off his bacon-wrapped steak and frozen broccoli".

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

"Can't have conversations that aren't at least a bit censored" probably means "I was asked not to talk about my disintegrating amhole during dinner because it was putting Troon #2 off his bacon-wrapped steak and frozen broccoli".

My suspicion is that Troon #2 simply has learnt to adapt the SJW rules of Twitter with "trigger words" and is applying it on them as a power play. But since they actually buy into that crap (and are probably using it themselves), they can't call bullshit on it. It's like these people are creating their own little personal hell and it's delightful to see.

Essentially, it sounds like Troon #2 is playing Kevin's game against him and Kev-Kev is for once losing.

 

[Law]

His awful shirt finally arrived, leading to a brief moment of gender euphoria:

But it was short lived, as the crushing realization that his fellow autogynephiles only cared about the women within, and not him, took hold:

Kevin definitely could use better friends. But he won't find them on the Tranch, or on Twitter.

Kevin also unknowingly commits wrongthink:

Does this moron think that a study group composed of 50% men and 50% transwomen would yield information about females?

 

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His awful shirt finally arrived, leading to a brief moment of gender euphoria:
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But it was short lived, as the crushing realization that his fellow autogynephiles only cared about the women within, and not him, took hold:
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Kevin definitely could use better friends. But he won't find them on the Tranch, or on Twitter.

Kevin also unknowingly commits wrongthink:
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Does this moron think that a study group composed of 50% men and 50% transwomen would yield information about females?

As far as I'm aware, doctors always believed female was the "default," the most notable example being a study which removed the gonads of fetal rabbits which resulted in all of them expressing female characteristics. The only instance I can think of where men were considered the baseline standard or ideal were just Sigmund Freud's theories, and what a surprise, his theories were heavily criticized when he proposed them and are universally rejected now. Any study with a high proportion of males is most likely due to volunteer bias; put simply, a bias which stems from a certain population being more available or ready to agree to involving themselves in research, not a willful choice by experimenters.

Of course, I'm no expert on sexual selection in scientific studies, this is just my perception. But it's certainly a more informed perspective than Kevin just asserting absolute nonsense with zero citation or examples.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Thanks to this thread 'heck' and 'gosh' are now triggering words for me.

I've been like that ever since I heard about doggo language.

My suspicion is that Troon #2 simply has learnt to adapt the SJW rules of Twitter with "trigger words" and is applying it on them as a power play. But since they actually buy into that crap (and are probably using it themselves), they can't call bullshit on it. It's like these people are creating their own little personal hell and it's delightful to see.

Essentially, it sounds like Troon #2 is playing Kevin's game against him and Kev-Kev is for once losing.

Here's some advice for Kevin.
1) open up your Bible. Because I know you threw it away as an act of rebellion against your family, go to any website that has a copy of the Bible on it.
2) turn to the Book of Hosea.
3) turn to chapter 8.
4) look for the seventh verse in that chapter, and read until you reach the word ”whirlwind”.
5) apply the meaning of that verse to the situation you have got yourself into.

Why have you posted an advert for Planned Parenthood?

 

[Law]

Kevin is sort of "stopped clock correct" about women being excluded from clinical drug trials. There's some information about it here: https://orwh.od.nih.gov/toolkit/recruitment/history
There is also a book, "Invisible Women" by Caroline Cirado-Perez, that is about the data bias that results from excluding women. I haven't read the book yet, but it's supposed to be well-researched and screeching nit-wits on Medium called it "enbyphobic" so I definitely will give it a read.

Trying not to sperg off topic too much, but I would love to see Freud react to Kevin.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

The only faith I have in Tran Ranch is in the idea that these dudes are an endless source of entertainment.

 

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The only faith I have in Tran Ranch is in the idea that these dudes are an endless source of entertainment.

They technically have good communication skills in the sense that everything the tranch says or does gets communicated to the public to laugh at.

 

[Jacques Strap]

the thought of tripping on acid and suddenly realising I'd cut off my junk honestly gives me anxiety just thinking about.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

His awful shirt finally arrived, leading to a brief moment of gender euphoria:
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But it was short lived, as the crushing realization that his fellow autogynephiles only cared about the women within, and not him, took hold:
View attachment 1830752
Kevin definitely could use better friends. But he won't find them on the Tranch, or on Twitter.

Kevin also unknowingly commits wrongthink:
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Does this moron think that a study group composed of 50% men and 50% transwomen would yield information about females?

Nothing like getting a joke Christmas-themed shirt over a week after the holiday.

 

[Law]

the thought of tripping on acid and suddenly realising I'd cut off my junk honestly gives me anxiety just thinking about.

You've cut off your junk AND your surrounded by 200 alpacas AND you're on a bed with unwashed sheets and two other men AND you're wearing a shirt that says you're pregnant.

 

[Neko GF]

Kevin wants to spend less time on Twitter :

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1346558982790418433 (Archive)

We all know that it's impossible for Kev-Kev to spend less time on Twitter, it's the only place he (excluding the farms) where he ever gets significant attention.

 

[In the Sick of It]

You can smell his breath just looking at this photo. Think I'll skip dinner tonight.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I haven't read the book yet, but it's supposed to be well-researched and screeching nit-wits on Medium called it "enbyphobic" so I definitely will give it a read.

The Streissand effect in action, ladies and gentlemen.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Who's the highest ranking chief troon to decide who is going to be expelled?

I'd guess it's Pennywise. He's got access to most of the guns and also has a military background. However, he's out of commission.
Troon Bonne is definitely the second in troonmand since he'd kick Kev out without a second thought if it was up to him.

Trying not to sperg off topic too much, but I would love to see Freud react to Kevin.

"The mental problems of this troubled young man clearly stem from his repressed and obviously unreciprocated sexual desires and urges towards his mother. Definitely.
And unresolved penis envy towards his father. Yeah, that too."

 

[Iron Hamster]

'Troon #2' is kevin.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Wait, is the Tourette's thing new information? I had a friend in college whose Tourette's manifested as an occasional popping noise, which for 2 years I just thought was a silly affectation. But my god do I enjoy the idea that Kev is constantly blurting out an involuntary string of anti-skeleton slurs. Please let this be true!

Well, now I want to write a browser extension that automatically adds Tourette's to all of Kevin's tweets.

 

[Hitman One]

Honestly watching different troons get voted off the Tranch is more fun than Kevin's antics.

"Disgusting inhabitants of the Tranch: you are live on Channel Kiwi; please do not swear!"

 

[Adult Female Athlete]

Rolling my eyes at the claim this nightmare roommate is what's stopping Kev being intimate with his "girlfriends." He already admitted that he doesn't do anything with Penny because Penny is apparently asexual and that Jen also has an amhole (and Kev can't fathom sex without a penis involved even though he is a total lesbian, you guys).

Also, I am pretty sure he has mentioned having Tourettes before, but what he has forgotten to mention in a while is his headmates or DID or whatever he calls it. I love how he always forgets about that

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

Kev trying to do ahegao face triggers the fight or flight somewhat, it's viscerally repulsive. It generally looks stupid and unattractive when real people attempt the ahegao face, I think, even if they're conventionally attractive. There's a reason it works in art because fiction/drawings are exaggerations or metaphors for sensations, it's like trying to do the ^w^ face or something in real life.