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Euphoria over tight shirts:
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Kevin went a size smaller than he used to wear pre-transition because tee hee silly girl, but pre-transition he almost certainly weighed less, because a spike in estrogen causes you to put weight on like a motherfucker and Kevin is a manchild who eats like shit. That thing is going to fit his enormous gunt and ridiculous cone-shaped "tiddies" like saran wrap and he's going to love it because he thinks it makes him look flirty and fun and cute.
 
Literally no one will assume Kevin is a pregnant lady, they’ll think it’s a creepy come-on. He might as well wear a shirt reading “I promise I’m not a rapist!”
A leering, obviously male slob wearing a “Tis the season to get pregnant” shirt in public is just begging to get maced to death in a Target bathroom. Come on, Santa. We deserve this.
 
a colossal waste of time and resources
I see you've found the Tranch's slogan.

But seriously, do you really expect even this base level of organisation from these degenerates? Everything feels ad hoc and last-minute to the extent that I think I'm not alone in having some legit worries about the welfare of the many, many animals they've acquired during this brief, horrifying experiment.

The only reason we know about the trip to Costco is because it's rock bottom as far as effort goes and what Kevin is capable of doing. He used his low animal cunning to determine what the easiest way to look like he actually contributes to the ranch in between jackin' his rotten amhole on Twitter and buying a new barbie transformer dream house roof... And even that was apparently physically strenuous.

Buying junk food at the MegaloMart with the rest of his troon krew was literally the most taxing exercise Kevin has done in God knows how long. Can you imagine what the fuck he does all day while the rest of them are slinging garbge and feeding alpacas?
 
Yes, Kevin. Your rotund body is peak femininity.
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He doesn't only have the body of a man, he has the build and posture of someone twice his actual age. A tired 70-something with kyphosis and chronic joint pain. Congrats. All he needs now to complete the image is a walking stick.
 
Free advice for the denizens of Mountain Time Dilation Station, but a thought occurs: If we were to take at face value the list of things they are doing/plan to do soon/have in progress, then the solution for how to get the work done quickly, reliably, and efficiently is not to have Penny loading up the bros each time to go do every task like letting out the fucking dogs. Surely the best solution is to understand the projects and their scope and goals, then divide the work by task and execute accordingly, you know, like the way actual trade work or farm work is done.

Easy example: It is a colossal waste of time and resources to squad up to go to fucking Costco. The grocery shopping, food prep, and kitchen cleaning should probably be done by designated cook at this point. If you cooked three full meals (Or two large meals and packed lunches for the workers) for what, six, seven people now? With plans for more? Using actual ingredients as part of a plan which paid basic attention to dietary and nutritional guidelines, that's a full-time job right there. I bet productivity would increase, potentially even drastically, and general health too these nasty fucks. The recycling job, such as it is, should be handled full-time by its own person or people. The farming needs its own team if they TRULY want to be self-sufficient. That's how work gets done in the real world. And not to be whatever about it, but this method had been well perfected by humans long before westward expansion. Buy Kevin a fucking calico dress and make the cuck clean a bathroom for once in his miserable, disgusting life. A chore list is literally right in his fetish wheelhouse. "Mixtress DEMANDS I do these 12 things today or she won't spank me"
See, division of labour is, like, totally PEAK CUH-PEE-TUH-LEEZM, and they're a FABULOUS COMMUNE of fierce *~OMG YASS KWEEN SLAY~* trans womyxyn, so they just do whatever the fuck they want and that's that, no one can tell them otherwise. Success is a capitalist concept, stop judging them by imperial capitalistic standards, shitlord!

I'd say Troon Bonne, and even Mxstress Pennywise have a degree of work ethic, but they're actively sabotaging themselves by setting themselves up as a troon refuge and accepting the worst kinds of parasites who'd sooner chant "fuck landlords" than realize community ownership of real estate literally means "each one of you is a landlord to an extent".
And there's also Kev, whose existence spits in the face of the more hard-working inhabitants and contradicts a lot of their nonsense about self-sufficiency and business. Even if he's a major stakeholder of this little enterprise, doomed to failure.
 
because a spike in estrogen causes you to put weight on like a motherfucker
One of my least favorite parts of dealing with troons is listening to them yammer about how hormones have changed them so much, when my lying eyes tell me that all hormones do is make you look sick and fat.
Also I don't see Kevin as a failed man (although he is a failure). There's no way to fail at being a man, or any way to become more or less male. Kevin was born male, and will remain male until he dies (prematurely, at this rate).
He can fail at being productive, intelligent, kind, and decent but being a man is something he'll never escape.
I also bet that the Tranchers lose the whispery Buffalo Bill voices and use their man voices to yell at each other when they have to kick someone out, "It's Ma'am" style.
 
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Yes, Kevin. Your rotund body is peak femininity.
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Wow. He looks far worse than I imagined. The fact he thinks he passes as a woman is a laughable. His stomach still looks pretty beef like to me.

It’s great you can tell he does absolutely nothing on the ranch based on his outfit; nothing says hard worker like wearing pajama pants all day, every day.
 
I wish that when @Raging_Grace got kicked out, he went nuclear and destroyed Penny's reputation. Troons can't stand up for themselves. Everyone connected to the Tranch is just so ineffective.
Do we have an alpaca kill counter yet? I'm sure it's getting cold in Colorado.
 
a spike in estrogen causes you to put weight on like a motherfucker
He always talks about how progesterone makes him.. y'know.. but does he know the reality of what extra estrogen/progesterone does to real women?
Obviously there are different types of birth control with various degrees of hormones, some with both estrogen AND progesterone, some progesterone only. they both can cause serious side effects for the women taking them, and some cannot take birth control at all.
PL: for me, both forms of the pill make me have terrible side effects; headache, higher blood pressure, etc so I can only take a hormone free birth control.
it's not some magical pill that makes women go into heat (although a spike in sex drive has been reported), alongside all the other side effects some experience they may not feel well enough to even HAVE sex. that's what upsets me the most about these uwu women >///< claiming that MTF HRT is some kind of magical medicine that turns you into a soft squishy beautiful lady uwu
 
One of my least favorite parts of dealing with troons is listening to them yammer about how hormones have changed them so much, when my lying eyes tell me that all hormones do is make you look sick and fat.
Also I don't see Kevin as a failed man (although he is a failure). There's no way to fail at being a man, or any way to become more or less male. Kevin was born male, and will remain male until he dies (prematurely, at this rate).
He can fail at being productive, intelligent, kind, and decent but being a man is something he'll never escape.
I also bet that the Tranchers lose the whispery Buffalo Bill voices and use their man voices to yell at each other when they have to kick someone out, "It's Ma'am" style.

Hard agree. Being a man (or a woman, for that matter) is not a matter of morality, it's simply a biological state. The words "real man" and "real woman" get thrown around a lot, often to point of a character flaw or a moral failure, but really; both Chantal and the Lich Queen are real women. Kevin isn't and never will be.
 
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Kevin stop e-begging for useless overexpensive shit you don't need challenge.

I still don't understand why he keeps buying this shit when he's apparently such a "uwu eat the rich rebel." He's just lining the pockets of the people he hates. Like shouldn't Kevin be helping the other people on the weird cult compound he lives on??
 
I keep reading the marshmallow thing and shuddering. Not sure why that's so exceptionally gross. Maybe if he could just jerk off he wouldn't need to share all this with the internet.

shamelessly asking sugar daddies to buy him a pokémon build a bear now is it? where's the inheritance "pay" going?

feel sorry for the Amazon prime driver who has to keep going out to buttfuck nowhere to drop off this silly fat faggot's stupid toys
 
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Kevin stop e-begging for useless overexpensive shit you don't need challenge.

I still don't understand why he keeps buying this shit when he's apparently such a "uwu eat the rich rebel." He's just lining the pockets of the people he hates. Like shouldn't Kevin be helping the other people on the weird cult compound he lives on??
Fucking hell, some honesty?!

It's a Christmas Miracle. Like Tiny Tim with a goose, Tiny Troon and the Pokémon plush he molests.

God bless us, every one.
 
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Kevin stop e-begging for useless overexpensive shit you don't need challenge.

I still don't understand why he keeps buying this shit when he's apparently such a "uwu eat the rich rebel." He's just lining the pockets of the people he hates. Like shouldn't Kevin be helping the other people on the weird cult compound he lives on??
This is the most punchable ebegging he's done in a while.
 
Parents are an unjust hierarchy:
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It must be nice to have thrown your mother to the curve Kevin, knowing how little you gave a shit when she couldn't understand. I hope you do a flip in minecraft.

I still don't understand why he keeps buying this shit when he's apparently such a "uwu eat the rich rebel." He's just lining the pockets of the people he hates. Like shouldn't Kevin be helping the other people on the weird cult compound he lives on??
That's the part that pisses me off about these commie troons, or commiefags in general: You're so poor and begging for money yet you demand that everyone share in turn instead of:

- Donating plasma for money.

- Selling shit you don't want or need.

- Working a part time job.

...oh wait, that all requires effort, none of which Kevin will bother putting in.
 
It must be nice to have thrown your mother to the curve Kevin, knowing how little you gave a shit when she couldn't understand. I hope you do a flip in minecraft.


That's the part that pisses me off about these commie troons, or commiefags in general: You're so poor and begging for money yet you demand that everyone share in turn instead of:

- Donating plasma for money.

- Selling shit you don't want or need.

- Working a part time job.

...oh wait, that all requires effort, none of which Kevin will bother putting in.
I'm just waiting for the day that the inheritance/disability/his followers idiocy generosity dries up. Either he's actually gonna make money/help out or get kicked out. Either way, the rage is gonna be some of the best this threads seen in years.
 
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Kevin stop e-begging for useless overexpensive shit you don't need challenge.

I still don't understand why he keeps buying this shit when he's apparently such a "uwu eat the rich rebel." He's just lining the pockets of the people he hates. Like shouldn't Kevin be helping the other people on the weird cult compound he lives on??

Just completely doing away with any pretense of needing money for bills or essentials. Literally just telling people "give me money so I can buy more useless toys." And the stupidest part is he will still probably get the money somehow.
 
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