Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[IAmNotAlpharius]

some livestock farms do, to keep the rats and mice down, and stop them spreading infections

Or anything that stores food. Sometimes just having a few cats around is enough to scare away a lot of vermin.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

The funny thing is that Kevin is probably indirectly responsible for this. The person that got kicked out probably took notice of the fact that Kevin does nothing to help all day because he "doesn't have the spoons" and concluded "hey if it works for him, it'll probably work for me too." No no, sir, only Kevin gets laziness privileges around these parts.

Communism in action, but they're all too stupid to see that.

 

[Easy Peasy]

I personally think the peak will come when wedge moves in and is just as lazy as Kevin. I'll concede that his axe wound probably hurts a la Jazz Jennings, but if he wasnt such a lazy retard, he could be doing admin and social media stuff for the tranch, or as much domestic indoor stuff as he could manage, or even light outdoor work. do SOMETHING worthwhile and measurable besides consoom and grift

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Imagine being that guy, taking one final look over his shoulder as Bonnie marches him off the property, and seeing Kevin through the window autistically playing with his Transformers. I'd be coming back with an axe, and there'd be only one name on my list.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Gotta wonder if Kevs days on the ranch are numbered. The other guy got kicked out for basically the same thing he does: nothing all day.
Maybe he went on the shopping trip because he got spooked and now tries to look kinda busy and helpful for a bit until it blows over.

But if they don't throw him out I really want to know why, as that would mean he has some value to them. Is it the grifting? Is it the amhole? Is it his lovely personality?

I wonder if Bonnie worded those tweets in such an ambiguous manner (who knew there was another troon on that ranch that fits Kevin's description exactly?) as a veiled threat towards Kevin. This is your warning, Bonnie is taking out the trash and your ass is next. Or maybe that's

#TeamBonnie

 

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Sadly not, because an hour ago Kevin went to Costco with the Ranch to get Twinkies and shit I guess

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"sweaty bun"
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1337519084376715264

https://archive.md/smbCh

can't imagine anyone is lazier than kev. he even got tired pushing a fucking shopping cart. presumably a poor tranny with no inherited capital. off our collective!!! lumpentrans

 

[RIP Tranch]

I wonder if Kevin is actually able to work. Even if he wasn't a lazy pos - working all day with horribly multilated genitals & severe nerve damage is uncomfortable/painful.

A "good" example for this is Jazz Jennings. In a recent video montage for some troon activist shit it was obvious that he couldn't move like his fellow troons. He too had a botched srs (even worse than Kevin).

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jaron-...ennings-i-am-jazz.52472/page-260#post-7791428

Perhaps in Kevins case it's more than just being a lazy lardass. Getting his dick flayed might have turned him into a cripple.

If he can spend 3 hours reorganizing his fucking toys he can do household chores.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Lol they kicked a tranny out

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He's talking about Kevin ?

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https://twitter.com/BonnieMakes/status/1337428954056171521

https://twitter.com/BonnieMakes/status/1337428954056171521

"Business is a shield against capitalism."
"This project requires capital."
"No slackers allowed."
My God, it's like they're becoming self-aware. Come on lads, you can do it! Just a little more!

Kev was evidently a financial enabler of the founding of the ranch. even if he has no money now, I think the point is he stuck so much of his inheritance into its beginnings he can't easily be told to fuck off

So he financially contributed in the early days of the project and now that it's more or less off the ground (for how long is anyone's guess) he gets to reap the rewards without further contributing labor?

Man, what does that remind me of?

 

[lfaw]

do we know which one got the boot yet? it doesn't appear to be josiebean, or any of the other mainstays.

also it's grocery day at the ranch!

Spoiler: groceries

what are our ranchers eating? surely food that fosters physical farm activity with plenty of nutrition, right?

• hot pockets
• spam
• poptarts
• rice krispies
• cheez-its
• brownies
• other shit i can't make out

 

[CheesyBoy]

"Pushing this shopping cart has been a helluva workout."
If fucking grocery shopping is strenuous, then how the fuck are you contributing to a goddamn ranch?

 

[White Devil]

Do those dipshits even have a tarp to cover that truck bed?

 

[Tomoko Kuroki]

"Pushing this shopping cart has been a helluva workout."
If fucking grocery shopping is strenuous, then how the fuck are you contributing to a goddamn ranch?

Probably trying to impress the others, lest he get thrown out on his ass too. Problem is I don't think any of them are going to be impressed by pushing a shopping cart when they spend hours upon hours every day building steel shacks and shoveling alpaca shit.

 

[Antipathy]

do we know which one got the boot yet? it doesn't appear to be josiebean, or any of the other mainstays.

also it's grocery day at the ranch!

Spoiler: groceries

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what are our ranchers eating? surely food that fosters physical farm activity with plenty of nutrition, right?

• hot pockets
• spam
• poptarts
• rice krispies
• cheez-its
• brownies
• other shit i can't make out

Even though I can't cook for shit, I see one fucking bag of rice, JASMINE RICE, a single bag of frozen broccoli and nothing else that doesn't look like a pre-prepared pile of nutritionally worthless shit, and even I am pissed off.

Also, you have to laugh at the obviously male figure taking the picture in the reflection of the back window of the truck.

 

[grandpasatan]

Kevvy's not attractive, charming or hard working. Even by troon standards he's subpar.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

do we know which one got the boot yet? it doesn't appear to be josiebean, or any of the other mainstays.

also it's grocery day at the ranch!

Spoiler: groceries

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what are our ranchers eating? surely food that fosters physical farm activity with plenty of nutrition, right?

• hot pockets
• spam
• poptarts
• rice krispies
• cheez-its
• brownies
• other shit i can't make out

So no eggs, one (1) bag of pre-cut broccoli, and a package of spam. The rest is basically junk food. No milk (I'll just bet one of the troons claims to be lactose intolerant), no cheese (got Cheez-it, tho!) one bag of rice, no other grains to be seen, no potatoes, no bread, no tomatoes....

This is just depressing.

And all day marathon? Bitch please, this like two hours tops. Stop taking pics of your grocery haul and go buy some real food.

Wait....

Do they just piss all their money away on driving in to town to get the troonies mcnuggies or something? Because all this pic tells me is they eat like shit and then get tired of the same ol' same ol' before running into town to raid the Taco Bell or some shit.

 

[s0mbra]

"Pushing this shopping cart has been a helluva workout."
If fucking grocery shopping is strenuous, then how the fuck are you contributing to a goddamn ranch?

He's not

 

[AidsDisciplinary]

"Pushing this shopping cart has been a helluva workout."
If fucking grocery shopping is strenuous, then how the fuck are you contributing to a goddamn ranch?

On the video of the puppies going in to the yard we see Kevin walk. He did not look comfortable.

 

[lfaw]

So no eggs, one (1) bag of pre-cut broccoli, and a package of spam. The rest is basically junk food. No milk (I'll just bet one of the troons claims to be lactose intolerant), no cheese (got Cheez-it, tho!) one bag of rice, no other grains to be seen, no potatoes, no bread, no tomatoes....

This is just depressing.

And all day marathon? Bitch please, this like two hours tops. Stop taking pics of your grocery haul and go buy some real food.

Wait....

Do they just piss all their money away on driving in to town to get the troonies mcnuggies or something? Because all this pic tells me is they eat like shit and then get tired of the same ol' same ol' before running into town to raid the Taco Bell or some shit.

(un)fortunately, they do have chickens at the ranch, so they can at least source their eggs. much like the other animals there, though, the chickens aren't cared for very well. i can't imagine the best eggs would come from it. also their stovetops and cooking areas look like shit so no wonder they settle for hot pockets and junk.

 

[Donovan the Man]

Kevin once again expressing how little he knows about female anatomy and the female orgasm! Of course, even knowing how it all works wouldn't allow him to experience any pleasure with what he's got to work with. Sorry, Kev!

Remember when he was complaining about being horny and added that one of his “girlfriends” is asexual and the other “had a vag”. How very lesbian of Kev, unable to conceive how sex can happen without a penis involved.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

(un)fortunately, they do have chickens at the ranch, so they can at least source their eggs. much like the other animals there, though, the chickens aren't cared for very well. i can't imagine the best eggs would come from it. also their stovetops and cooking areas look like shit so no wonder they settle for hot pockets and junk.

What's the chicken to human ratio? Probably going to want 3 chickens to every person, just to make sure everyone gets their 2 eggs every day.