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speaking of this- i remember either Bonnie or Pennywise mentioned around the start of the pandemic that it was taking long for hormones to arrive from overseas due to COVID. wonder if that's why they still look exceedingly masculine🤔
They look exceedingly masculine because they are men and hormones do nothing but give them tube mooba
 
Just how many of them think ranching is a cushy gig where you just pet livestock all day long and don't do any real work? Most rational adult humans are aware of how much work it takes to raise a living from animal husbandry. Why does they feel the need to point this out?
Slight PL - I'm from a village but now live in the most urbanised part of my country and I can assure you most people here have no fucking clue about anything. They dream about starting a farm where they just cuddle with the cows who give milk without ever having a calf, and no animal ever needs those evil antibiotics because in their world animals never get sick. There is a biological farm nearby here and people (including some of my friends) seriously believe that the animals there die of old age, and that the meat they buy comes from animals who just went to sleep one night.

Now imagine it's a troon like Kevin who literally spends 18 hours a day online while eating frozen dinners. They 100% believe that ranching is easy-peasy.
 
They look exceedingly masculine because they are men and hormones do nothing but give them tube mooba
oh no shit- just wondering if it's exacerbated by their bodies trying to naturally regulate hormone balances. since we've seen how much doctors in bumfuck Colorado care about trans issues, there's a greater than zero chance that one or more of our Honest Laydees are DIYing it.
 
Slight PL - I'm from a village but now live in the most urbanised part of my country and I can assure you most people here have no fucking clue about anything. They dream about starting a farm where they just cuddle with the cows who give milk without ever having a calf, and no animal ever needs those evil antibiotics because in their world animals never get sick. There is a biological farm nearby here and people (including some of my friends) seriously believe that the animals there die of old age, and that the meat they buy comes from animals who just went to sleep one night.

Now imagine it's a troon like Kevin who literally spends 18 hours a day online while eating frozen dinners. They 100% believe that ranching is easy-peasy.
Why do I have a feeling they enjoy REEEEing about hunting?
 
Not to mention that if you have testicles, hormones won't do shit because your body will still be producing testosterone.
That’s not always entirely true. For a lot of troons who don’t take care of themselves absolutely it is. My research into this matter seems suggest that it is possible to block even your testicles if you’re on a decent enough dose and are maintaining single digit testosterone levels. Again, that’s all assuming you’re seeing a doctor regularly, getting blood work done regularly, and doing your meds consistently.
 
It isn't 100% confirmed yet (let a man dream for once) but we might be getting a tranch documentary in the future.
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I'm not well enough versed into Kev's social circle to figure out who's making it, but all I can say is I hope it goes through, maybe we'd even get to see him slouch all day in there.
 
It isn't 100% confirmed yet but we might be getting a tranch documentary in the future.
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I'm not well enough versed into Kev's social circle to figure out who's making it, but all I can say is I hope it goes through, maybe we'd even get to see him slouch all day in there.
Hopefully this “documentary” blows up in their face by showing the full extent of their neglect of the animals from their own incompetence, as well as shows off the disgusting living conditions.
 
That kind of looks like the old rape shed they were renovating, from the outside. Goddamn it's crowded and that sinister red lighting - did they set up some infra lamps for heating or is it just a natural effect?
It's the new incinerator, Krema Alpaka 1. It's probably doing a test run. Anyone missing from the farm recently?
 
An accidental self-own documentary would be great. 90 whole minutes (or more) of Trancheros posting Ls. Actual video footage of the animals would incinerate their reputation.
Must be jarring for one's own mom to interrupt their pornsick fantasy world for a moment.
Jarring for him, hilarious for us. Looking forward to many more moments of clarity in 2021.
speaking of this- i remember either Bonnie or Pennywise mentioned around the start of the pandemic that it was taking long for hormones to arrive from overseas due to COVID. wonder if that's why they still look exceedingly masculine🤔
They will never look convincingly feminine. Bruce Jenner, media darling and AGP posterboy, had 4 million dollars worth of weapons-grade plastic surgery and professional hair and makeup and he still looks like someone's wierd uncle. The Tranchers will never look like women outside of their own warped minds. Even the most talented and psychopathic surgeon in the world would give up after looking at the Jay Leno chins and chameleon-eyed moobs these "ladies" are packing. When it comes to their much talked about transformations, this is as good as it's going to get for them.
They look exceedingly masculine because they are men and hormones do nothing but give them tube mooba
Can we add "tube mooba" to the thread title?
This made me laugh so hard.
"Tube Mooba" is what you play on the tuba when a troon falls down.
 
It isn't 100% confirmed yet (let a man dream for once) but we might be getting a tranch documentary in the future.
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I'm not well enough versed into Kev's social circle to figure out who's making it, but all I can say is I hope it goes through, maybe we'd even get to see him slouch all day in there.

If this is in fact true, I'm going to take a guess and say the "Someone" who wants to make a documentary on the Troon Ranch is Ash Coyote. Furry troon? check. Filmmaker? Check. Lives in Colorado? Also check.

They made a puff-piece PR piece praising the furry fandom, and has experience in film production from before that nonsense of a "film" as well, (often complains about how they lost their film industry job after trooning out)

Briefly came up in this thread at least once before here, (in the context that someone of interest was featured in one of their videos) so there is at least a tangential connection. I could be wayyyy off base. But if I'm right, I expect it would be a glowing review that pushes issues under the rug, uneless there is some serious shit that even another troon won't under wraps.
 
Again, that’s all assuming you’re seeing a doctor regularly, getting blood work done regularly, and doing your meds consistently.
Which is beyond the reach of most troons because of their mental health problems and because that shit costs money.
It isn't 100% confirmed yet (let a man dream for once) but we might be getting a tranch documentary in the future.
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I'm not well enough versed into Kev's social circle to figure out who's making it, but all I can say is I hope it goes through, maybe we'd even get to see him slouch all day in there.
It might end up becoming a classic for all the wrong reasons.
how will they get around all the very visible animal neglect obviusly about on the ranch?
They'll film the animals assuming it paints them in a good light and then realise, very quickly, that it doesn't.
ha, as if
the Wikipedia article would describe it as an unprovoked assault and massacre by transphobic far-right bigots
Ah, Wikipedia. The sad thing is that it was set up to be neutral and it ended up being the one thing it tried not to be - a piece of partisan hackery calling itself a neutral authority.
 
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