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[Boris Blank's glass eye]

A new smelly hole opens at the ranch. Out come the begging bowls

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Well jeez, someone has to show KevKev who's the boss, right?

I wonder if they're getting any donations at all. 2020 has been a complete shitshow and it brought out beggars both on- and off-line in unprecedented numbers. It's also Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/whatever season, so most people are completely out of money to burn, and no billionaire, not even prickless Pritzker would give these chucklefucks even a dime.

 

[Prolego]

I wonder if they're getting any donations at all.

The people who dumped the last lot of alpacas on them also gave them a lorry load of hay, so at least the animals won't starve. In true troon style they've cobbled together a "barn" from a load of old pallets and a couple of tarps.

 

[Troon Anthropologist]

The people who dumped the last lot of alpacas on them also gave them a lorry load of hay, so at least the animals won't starve. In true troon style they've cobbled together a "barn" from a load of old pallets and a couple of tarps.
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That’s going to rot quickly. Good effort, troonicorns.

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

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In half a decade, Kev-Kev went from a neckbeard manchild to a troon manchild. What an improvement!

Also,
>"Is that cum shirt pic objectively the best picture of me? No"

There are no objectively good pictures of Kev-Kev.

Maybe I'm being too pedantic since it's like picking on the writing skills of the slightly retarded, but I like how Kev is effectively saying nothing changed from HRT besides the sloppy beard being shaved off.

 

[Old Fart]

They each have their own blanket to sleep with on the same bed right? I feel like Kev is the sort of guy who would totally dilate on top of theirs so his doesn’t get dirty or something. Imagine pulling your blanket above your head and coming face to face with orange smears courtesy of the am-hole.

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Oh god!! Why did I chose to sleep below the amhoooole?? Heeeelp meeee!

Your fantasy, dear sirs, is far too wild for your own good.
Now excuse me while I find a bucket

 

[Livecorpse]

Kev looks creepy without his beard, tbh.

FTFY

 

[Karen™]

Whoever called it that Bonnie's bad time has absolutely nothing to do with the death of a relative and everything to do with his mommy not using his (ey/em/eir) pronouns nailed it.

Spoiler: full image

I bet the trauma was buying him a hat from the men's department to accommodate his unmistakably male skull.





Meanwhile, Kev is just being Kev, a "musk slut"


Merry almost-Christmas, kiwis! Be sure to call your mom, if you can't visit and repair furniture for her (after she buys you a hat and before making her drive you to a laser hair removal appointment).

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

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Bonnie, you're a man in your 30s. You could literally go home any time you want, or for that matter not go at all.

I'm assuming that his mother doesn't want to upset the granny with dementia by having her son show up in full drag and might've been awful and tried to at least push for gender neutral clothing. What a selfish cow!

 

[CheesyBoy]

This fucker is probably so sad because his mom still sees him as her son, and no amount of hormones will ever be able to change her memories of every Christmas, birthday, day trip, etc. Troons don't understand that no matter how much you insist on wearing girl clothes and having everyone call you she/her, you can't actually change other's perception of you. Your mom will always treasure those pictures of you, as a boy, unwrapping birthday presents, riding a bicycle, and going to your first day of school. You will always be her little boy.

Typing this made me really sad.

 

[Iron Hamster]

you can't actually change other's perception of you.

Thus the troon paradox. Much like normal people can't change the troon's perspective of them.

 

[soulless guarantee]

He could've avoided the trauma of a shopping trip by realizing, like a normal human being, that if you are going to a funeral you should wear all black clothing.... Is that not obvious? I've heard of troons trying to upstage brides at a wedding, but trying to stand out (even more so than the obvious) at a funeral?

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Bedtime at the ranch must be like a slapstick routine. Having to tetris 3 giant dudes, a few stray cats, and some plushies into one bed.
If they have a polycule lover's quarrel does one guy have to curl up on the floor in the corner on a pile of laundry? Also which came first, polyamory or not being able to afford more furniture?
It's funny how queer trans folx act like they're more evolved, wiser and more special than common idiots like us, when their lived experiences resemble scenes from It's Always Sunny.

It's starting to remind me of Bohemian hipsters or Ghetto niggers; always talking about how poverty leads to realness or some shit, when in reality the second they get their hands on a legit source of stable income they flee to the suburbs or the high-rises. It's all just a massive cope. No one wants to live in a shitty one-bedroom fourth floor walkup, but you have no skills, no education, no prospects, no money, so you tell yourself that this is real living and that rich people are deluding themselves.

Read any of these troon biographies or twitter posts: they grew up solidly middle-class and usually went to college. But they were just so addicted to being a flaming retard that they crashed into self-induced poverty and squalor. Now the only people who will bother with them are other social rejects and to cope they convince themselves that this is what they want.

The people who dumped the last lot of alpacas on them also gave them a lorry load of hay, so at least the animals won't starve. In true troon style they've cobbled together a "barn" from a load of old pallets and a couple of tarps.
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This breaks my fuckin heart. What a waste of good feed. Do they just not have a haybarn on their, you know, ranch?

He could've avoided the trauma of a shopping trip by realizing, like a normal human being, that if you are going to a funeral you should wear all black clothing.... Is that not obvious? I've heard of troons trying to upstage brides at a wedding, but trying to stand out (even more so than the obvious) at a funeral?

Please be patient, normal human socialization is beyond them.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

This breaks my fuckin heart. What a waste of good feed. Do they just not have a haybarn on their, you know, ranch?

They're storing the poor alpacas in a corrugated metal shed that looks like a storage unit, I think expecting a haybarn is beyond optimistic

 

[Narr Then]

A new smelly hole opens at the ranch. Out come the begging bowls

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?

 

[Old Fart]

They're storing the poor alpacas in a corrugated metal shed that looks like a storage unit, I think expecting a haybarn is beyond optimistic

I think that corrugated metal "shed" they were building last summer was supposed to be guest house.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Might as well show us pictures of the crematorium too Herr Penny

 

[Spunt]

The whole tranch is like a game of Rimworld played by a shrill youtuber trying to cause as much chaos as possible and destroy the mental state of the colonists to get cheap views.

"Haha, Bonnie went bezerk when Kevin used up the last of the smokeleaf and gunned down all the alpacas, like and subscribe! Tune in next week when we try to cram even more antisocial lunatics into a single bed!"

 

[myiqis53]

This fucker is probably so sad because his mom still sees him as her son, and no amount of hormones will ever be able to change her memories of every Christmas, birthday, day trip, etc. Troons don't understand that no matter how much you insist on wearing girl clothes and having everyone call you she/her, you can't actually change other's perception of you. Your mom will always treasure those pictures of you, as a boy, unwrapping birthday presents, riding a bicycle, and going to your first day of school. You will always be her little boy.

Typing this made me really sad.

It's heartbreaking. Thank God troons are fun to laugh at though.

 

[mooey]

So Bonnie is a clear fucking psychopath then. His immediate family are going through a funeral during a fucking pandemic but it's all "me me me". Your grandfather just died, fake the sympathy you useless twat, for you gran and mother's sake at least.

Coupled with how both Kevin and that other loser who was kicked off the Tranch both hated the dogs that reside there leads me to wonder about the intense untreated psychopathy going on. If I recall Kevvie got mad about the fucking box (not the toy itself) being chewed by the dog and even implied the dog KNEW he was doing it against him on purpose. The other one couldn't deal with the dogs barking?

You know what none of my dogs do past the teething phase? Chew my shit up. Your dogs behaviour is usually always a reflection of the training and discipline the owners gave them during their younger years. Puppies are usually easy as hell to train and it's completely on them that they have mature dogs running around not knowing what they can and can't do. This is basic shit and even people who haven't owned dogs have probably heard the usual "can't teach an old dog new tricks" and "there are no bad dogs, just bad owners" spiel.

They can mutilate the fuck out of themselves for all I care but I fucking dread the level of treatment and care those unsuspecting animals received and continue to receive.

 

[stupid frog]

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