Horrorcow Kevin Havens / Alexa Tilbrook - Tale of the Dollfucker

I read about Kevin on ED. Like Chris, he's autistic, lives in Virginia, and does not work but likes to buy junk food and useless shit. He is obsessed with the expensive realistic-looking love dolls and talking about which ones he wants to buy. He makes up personalities for his dolls and pretends that they have thoughts and opinions. For awhile he had a real person girlfriend/fiancee who was physically disabled. Kevin was actually getting paid by the state as her caregiver but he would often neglect her and hang out with the dolls. Last I heard, he had gotten "married" to one of his dolls. There was an official-looking certificate and everything.
 
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I read the 2 or 3 something awful megathreads about the guy.
Genuinely mentally ill and lifelong sufferer of fetal alcohol syndrome paired up with some deformed girl in a wheelchair. He became her caretaker as his ticket to the layabout doller lifestyle. He bought several used dolls off of doll forum, maintained blogs for them and totally lost grip with reality. One of the something awful members was a psychology student and started having counseling sessions with both of them and there were moral concerns about the situation and it was all shut down.
At least that's how I remember it.

There were some other worthwhile characters in the threads, like dave hockey who bought and ruined the doll forum, and the doll forum poster with r-a-n-d tattooed on his knuckles who was just off the charts disturbing.

I would like to know anything about what's happened since then, but a search back when I was reading all of that didn't turn up anything mentionable.

I do think this 3 month old video promoting his juggalo themed linux distro is worth a watch:

https://archive.org/details/Juggadolls2014PromoPastPresentAndFuture
 
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Oh, THIS guy. Let's see, okay. He was a 'sperg with very, very narrow interests. He was obsessed with this one band, I forget their name, and his dolls. And basically that's it. He met a girl named Kat who was handicapped and decided he was madly in love with her (and went as far as to awkwardly detail their first time together.. it's on ED and ED is dead sadly), eventually he got tired of taking care of her and they kinda broke up. Last I heard he was locked up in like an asylum or something, but that was just a rumor so I never really looked into it.
And yeah, there is a huge subculture dedicated to dollfuckery. Slightly disturbing.


Ah!
Here we are http://archive.today/Fm3aY :)


PS He used his tugboat to buy a realdoll.
Just.. leaving that there.

PPS
I found the story of his first time! So magical.
About a day later, even though that we did not have any condoms, we decided to “get it on” and have sex for our first time. When Chanita suggested a certain position so we could “do it,” I couldn’t get “my thing” in that well. I did come, but only a very tiny bit. Even though that first time wasn’t that successful, but I considered it a triumph. Right then and there I swore off dolls... for good.
 
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wheat pasta said:
Oh, THIS guy. Let's see, okay. He was a 'sperg with very, very narrow interests. He was obsessed with this one band, I forget their name, and his dolls. And basically that's it. He met a girl named Kat who was handicapped and decided he was madly in love with her (and went as far as to awkwardly detail their first time together.. it's on ED and ED is dead sadly), eventually he got tired of taking care of her and they kinda broke up. Last I heard he was locked up in like an asylum or something, but that was just a rumor so I never really looked into it.
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Havens isn't so much a lolcow as a giant scumbag.

He was being paid to take care of Kat through her Social Security, so he'd basically sit around pounding energy drinks and sperging about Linux all day long. It turns out he was abusing Kat and stealing her money, and she eventually had enough and kicked him out. Details about the abuse can be found if you do a search on "Smokerchip Document"

After spending some time in a hotel he "married" one or two of his dolls, but eventually ran out of money. He ended up in a homeless shelter and he put his fuckdolls into storage. Apparently they were all destroyed, and he disappeared for a while. He recently appeared on FB again with accounts for 2 or 3 new dolls, one of which I believe was a clothing store mannequin.

Speaking of which, he was obsessed with the 80s movie Mannequin. He also wrote a story about dollfuckery called "The Journey to Love" or something similar.

There's really not much lol in this lolcow.

EDIT--most of this was in your link, which I looked at after I posted. I contributed to smokerchip, so I was just spouting from memory when I posted....
 
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soIregistered said:
I had no idea that he was also a JUGGALO, though. Why, the hits just keep on comin' with this winner!

Here's a pic of this guy: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-BDHCXfz94WI/UbccTqzD-wI/AAAAAAABbbs/bhV_C0DAvM4/s1600/Nerd 0016.jpg
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His sister was always the juggalo while his entertainment obsessions were squeeze, small wonder and mannequin.

The classic quoted photo will always be associated with him, but has to be around a decade old by now.
This seems to be the latest-
http://i.imgur.com/bkfYUCD.jpg

I dare say he is aging worse than Christian W. Chandler.
 
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bawtism said:
His sister was always the juggalo while his entertainment obsessions were squeeze, small wonder and mannequin.

The classic quoted photo will always be associated with him, but has to be around a decade old by now.
This seems to be the latest-
http://i.imgur.com/bkfYUCD.jpg

I dare say he is aging worse than Christian W. Chandler.
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Holy fucking shit how did he age so dramatically in such little time?
 
bawtism said:
His sister was always the juggalo while his entertainment obsessions were squeeze, small wonder and mannequin.

The classic quoted photo will always be associated with him, but has to be around a decade old by now.
This seems to be the latest-
http://i.imgur.com/bkfYUCD.jpg

I dare say he is aging worse than Christian W. Chandler.
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I have to be honest what I took out of this is that you have to have fetal alcohol syndrome to find Small Wonder entertaining.
 
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