Artcow Keytee-Chan - The Russian Weeaboo

[Shokew]

On DeviantArt, I've been following this guy and their exploits quite thoroughly... I wouldn't go far to call his art terrible (but I would call it mediocre at best...), but dear God - what a fucking weeaboo this guy is... With all of the posting I did on this guy's stuff in DeviantArt Horrors, I felt sooner or later this would have to materialize, so here it is. I finally have a reason to make this guy an official lolcow, IMHO. I hope everyone else can agree.
Also, if you're a fan of a certain little known cartoon called "The Powerpuff Girls"..... Yeah. Get ready to be even more annoyed.

Here's the homepage: http://keytee-chan.deviantart.com/

Here's just a sampling of how sad this guy is, even if just IMHO.
http://keytee-chan.deviantart.com/journal/Why-i-love-Japan-499093242
http://keytee-chan.deviantart.com/journal/Why-i-hate-America-499091565

 

[BT 075]

Russia has weeaboos too?

Ha! Gay!

 

[guau]

Russia has weeaboos too?

Yeah, there's a select group of people out there who take their fascination with the Romanov family to very scary extremes. I mean I find Russian history very interesting and kinda want to visit Moscow one day but I wouldn't go to the lengths they do...... disregard that i suck cocks etc, just read the post and yeah point still stands. japan is popular with russian spregs which is weird given the rocky history russia and japan had

and oh god devart_horrors, that is a blast from the past. I own the successor community (but it hasn't been posted in for a long long time)

 

[c-no]

Russia has weeaboos too?

Ha! Gay!

One can only wonder what Russian weebs would have to say when you consider the history between Russia and Japan, especially with a war they had that was iirc in either 1800's or early 1900's.

 

[Shokew]

One can only wonder what Russian weebs would have to say when you consider the history between Russia and Japan, especially with a war they had that was iirc in either 1800's or early 1900's.

Something tells me Russians wanting to live abroad would not be able to do so in Japan if tensions are still high between the two nations in some way.

 

[Randall Fragg]

One can only wonder what Russian weebs would have to say when you consider the history between Russia and Japan, especially with a war they had that was iirc in either 1800's or early 1900's.

1904-1905, Russo-Japanese war.

 

[Linako 2.0]

This just shows who really won the Russo-Japanese war in the long run.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Spoiler

"Leaving school" - doesn't look too happy...

Blossom the Iceflame - I wonder what the Golden Knight would think about this?
Also, dat crotch.

Blossom Mommiefied - more like bootayfied, right?

PONIES...

Moar Ponies...

BOOTAY

Some moar PPG goodness

Well, at least this guy improves his art! This is from 2011.

 

[c-no]

Spoiler

"Leaving school" - doesn't look too happy...

PONIES...

Well, at least this guy improves his art! This is from 2011.

Looks rather sullen. Also that horse looks like a prostitute with those eyes, lips, hair, and dress. As for the last drawing, he really did improve but it doesn't mean his current art is any better.

*Edit: Looking at his picture, I can't help but think Egoraptor for some reason. Must be something like the hair.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Looks rather sullen. Also that horse looks like a prostitute with those eyes, lips, hair, and dress.

To make matters worse, it's Scootaloo.

 

[Shokew]

To make matters worse, it's Scootaloo.

And now - we can confirm this guy is a (bit of a) ponyfag as well. The lolcow fodder just keeps add - no, multiplying on this guy...

 

[Coldgrip]

To make matters worse, it's Scootaloo.

Isn't that character suppose to be a kid or something?

 

[For The Internet]

My great-grandfather was shot by the Russian government because he committed the heinous crime of being a priest in Russia,

My grandfather had to flee in the middle of the night from Russia because someone called to tell him that government people were on the way to execute him... for being a university professor.


Now, Russia is totally cool with letting weeaboos sperg up the internet.

Times certainly have changed.

 

[poopbutt]

He keeps changing the gender on his profile but I had a feeling he was male due to how sexist he is.

Some of my fav journals:
http://keytee-chan.deviantart.com/journal/Sailor-Moon-Crystal-COULD-be-better-than-90-s-SM-496518606
http://keytee-chan.deviantart.com/journal/Do-you-think-that-THIS-is-a-girl-show-494479166
http://keytee-chan.deviantart.com/journal/Male-Mahou-Shoujo-MY-LIFE-IS-FULFILLED-497076648

According to Keytee, anything even remotely violent or entertaining is "not for girls", period.

If you disagree with him on Japan or his PPGX being superior to everything, supreme lulz ensue. He doesn't understand sarcasm or most figures of speech since English isn't his first language (though he's pretty good, you can still understand what he's saying). I've seen him get trolled really easily because of this. He also has an arrogance problem like Jay's where everything he does is an improvement on the world and anyone who says otherwise is being ludicrous.

I've followed him for years, there's been some drama surrounding him getting into feuds with other lolcows who have since left the fandom. He has a few weird deviantart fetishes i.e. slimegirls, fusions, housewife-transformation, etc. Other than that he's an okay person (as far as I know).

 

[c-no]

Isn't that character suppose to be a kid or something?

Yes. The character is pretty much the child equivalent of a horse.

He keeps changing the gender on his profile but I had a feeling he was male due to how sexist he is.

Some of my fav journals:
http://keytee-chan.deviantart.com/journal/Sailor-Moon-Crystal-COULD-be-better-than-90-s-SM-496518606
http://keytee-chan.deviantart.com/journal/Do-you-think-that-THIS-is-a-girl-show-494479166
http://keytee-chan.deviantart.com/journal/Male-Mahou-Shoujo-MY-LIFE-IS-FULFILLED-497076648

According to Keytee, anything even remotely violent or entertaining is "not for girls", period.

If you disagree with him on Japan or his PPGX being superior to everything, supreme lulz ensue. He doesn't understand sarcasm or most figures of speech since English isn't his first language (though he's pretty good, you can still understand what he's saying). I've seen him get trolled really easily because of this. He also has an arrogance problem like Jay's where everything he does is an improvement on the world and anyone who says otherwise is being ludicrous.

I've followed him for years, there's been some drama surrounding him getting into feuds with other lolcows who have since left the fandom. He has a few weird deviantart fetishes i.e. slimegirls, fusions, housewife-transformation, etc. Other than that he's an okay person (as far as I know).

So any violence on a show like MLP or PPG would mean it is really not for girls then in his mind? Aside from drama and weird fetishes, is there anything else of him?

 

[Guardian G.I.]

Russia has weeaboos too?

Ha! Gay!

On the Russian Internet, weaboos can be found either in thematical communities on VK or on very shitty blogging sites like Beon. Most of them are teenage girls, though.
There are also some fangirls which are obsessed with Korea and South Korean soap operas. I'm not sure how to call them, keaboos, perhaps?

 

[c-no]

On the Russian Internet, weaboos can be found either in thematical communities on VK or on very shitty blogging sites like Beon. Most of them are teenage girls, though.
There are also some fangirls which are obsessed with Korea and South Korean soap operas. I'm not sure how to call them, keaboos, perhaps?

Koreaboos would be the word for the aboo's of Korea.

 

[Guardian G.I.]

My great-grandfather was shot by the Russian government because he committed the heinous crime of being a priest in Russia,

My grandfather had to flee in the middle of the night from Russia because someone called to tell him that government people were on the way to execute him... for being a university professor.


Now, Russia is totally cool with letting weeaboos sperg up the internet.

Times certainly have changed.

Sperging over foreign culture is a proud Russian tradition dating back several centuries. Russian aristocracy's obsession with France at the beginning of the 18th century is a fine example. Unfortunately for the obsessed folks, their favourite countries often try to wipe Russia off the map sooner or later like the above-mentioned France in 1812.

Besides weaboos and koreaboos, there are also a lot of britaboos and ameriboos in Russia.

 

[For The Internet]

On the Russian Internet, weaboos can be found either in thematical communities on VK or on very shitty blogging sites like Beon. Most of them are teenage girls, though.
There are also some fangirls which are obsessed with Korea and South Korean soap operas. I'm not sure how to call them, keaboos, perhaps?

Yeah, those are Koreaboos. I have to give them one thing: Korea's makeup certainly is some of the world's best.

I've never watched FiM but having watched the classic 1980's My Little Pony movies and tv show, there is some cartoon violence type stuff in there. Like getting kicked in the head or having something squash them. MLP: The Movie's plot was about witches cooking up purple gunk called smooze that permastuck to everything it touched and when it got stuck on ponies/bushwoolies/Spike it turned them into assholes. The way the smooze took over their home and allegedly wiped out the Flutter Ponies was very reminiscent of a town being obliterated by a natural disaster. I'm not sure if he'd consider that 'violence', but as a kid it was a bit unsettling to see the ponies almost drown.

I'm admittedly a pretty big MLP fan, pre Gen 3 and FiM. I can't pinpoint what it is exactly that turns me off so much about FiM; the art, the fans, the memes, the self-awareness, the characters. I can sit down on the odd occasion and enjoy an old episode or the movies, but I can't bring myself to watch FiM. I don't see myself enjoying something that invites so many spergs.

Sperging over foreign culture is a proud Russian tradition dating back several centuries. Russian aristocracy's obsession with France at the beginning of the 18th century is a fine example. Unfortunately for the obsessed folks, their favourite countries often try to wipe Russia off the map sooner or later like the above-mentioned France in 1812.

My Russian relatives were pretty keen on Australia, but considering that's where they moved when their own lives in Russia had been impacted by government-sanctioned arrest and murder and they had to flee to stay alive, I'm going to give them a pass.

Russians do seem to idealise places, though. A sadly large group of women in Russia (and other parts of eastern europe) seem to think America is a magical, completely free place filled with rich men who will save them, give them green cards and make their lives happy forever. They've been taught to think that way, and there are plenty of shady places online that take advantage of that naivete. A lot of women who do find husbands through websites that exploit them end up being in abusive relationships. One of my criminology textbooks had a desperately sad chapter about women from Russia, Latvia and the Ukraine who think that way and are taken for all they're worth by dating sites, then hook up with abusive men and wind up either almost dying or actually wind up dead at their husband's hands. The men tend to think they're a huge hero for 'saving' the woman and that leads them to feel entitled to demand things of them that the women feel they cannot refuse. On top of that the women rarely have family or friends that can keep track of them and you have the makings of a tragedy.

 

[Keytee Tamira]

Oh? You were talking about me? Okay.
First thing first: I'm not a weeaboo.
Yes, i love Japan and i can't stand most of non-japanese cartoons or videogames. But it's just because most of american cartoons are too ugly (Ren and Stimpy) or boring realistic (Like 90's Marvel cartoons), while anime doesn't make me cringe with an art style. Also, realistic anime style is more cute to me. Like Fist of the North Star and Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
And i like Japanese videogames more just because american VideoGames... are too realsitic graphically. Only ones i can stand are Warcraft games and Star Wars games. While others feature many bearded wrinkled men... I prefer Japanese Videogames because they feature more young characters. Like in Final Fantasy. And bearded characters look more badass in Japanese Video games - such as Guan Yu from Dynasty Warriors

But all that is just my PREFERENCE, i'm not trying to make others to like it... anymore. I admit, i did forced this to the others, but it was just in self defence, because they were insulting anime...

And about these fetishes... yes, i love Slimegirl Merging and Fusions, Housewife Transformation and Male+Female Fusions with MALE Result. But hey, it's still better than fapping on a children or (Oh god) crushed animals.

And why i'm so overreacting on Deviantart. It's because of my White Knight nature. When i see that someone insults someone, i have desire to help him. It's just my nature, you know?

I'm not mad at you for insulting me...
I'm mad because you're insulting Russia...
Seriosuly, did you LIVED in Russia? Do not forget, that when Soviet Union fell, this idiot Yeltzin called to America's Predisent, that the plan was succesful. It's because of america now russia is in such bad state!
I hate america, because they want to destroy russia! And these Pindoss are ready to do everything to destroy my home country!
Why i shouldn't hate America because of what they did to my country?!
But i have no hate for american people. I hate only American goverment. And American Media, because i can't stand those americanized animes...
P.S. Oh, and before i forget. One Smart man said "Don't try to understand Russians with your brain, it will hurt" Russians are always illogical.