Feedback KF needs a visitor counter

[neger psykolog]

Post in thread 'Homestar Runner'

Apr 17, 2025

the old internet is back, baby. 4chan hacked, new homestar runner, people mailing in checks. it's all coming up

Can we get a hit counter on KF?

• neger psykolog

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The new internet sucks dick. Apps are retarded and homo and shit and faggots walk around with phones stuck right up on their face only using the same few apps.

Kiwifarms is not new internet. It's a classic webforum that hasn't died off like most of them.

It needs a visitor counter styled like classic 90s ones you'd see on a website. Even better than that would be if the number was the sum of views for all threads so people can see just how internet famous the farms is.

It needs to be designed in the most gaudy way possible so that zoomers and journalists and the police get scared off by it.






Also: can we get a JavaScript pop up that says some kind of a slur each time a page is loaded.

 

[Londo]

I want to add to this --

If we're going old school can we get a html1 style theme complete with insane gradient effects, barely alpha layered pixilated icons, and glow effects everywhere? Please @Null do something fun

 

[MrTroll]

Kiwi Farms should shut down and be replaced with a Geocities site that makes generous use of comic sans font.

 

[kindwater]

The site's chat is rather shallow as well. There are NO emojis, stickers or reacts; why would anybody ever use it without these? Let's bring xat back

 

[The Gene Genie]

The gem that saved Kiwifarms. This is needed!

 

[NoReturn]

Where's the sitemap?

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

I just wanna take a moment to thank Kiwifarms for letting a zoomer get a taste of the old-old internet. My old Internet was trolling people in kongregate chat while playing flash games, I never got to live the true Net 1.0 experience.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Don’t forget a guestbook for people to say they were here

 

[Rango Dango]

The site's chat is rather shallow as well. There are NO emojis, stickers or reacts; why would anybody ever use it without these? Let's bring xat back

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[SNEED.EXE]

NULL!!!!!! MIGRATE THE ENTIRE FORUM DATABASE TO VBULLETIN RIGHT NOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

enter kf to the chud web ring

 

[Bathhouse Owner]

Okay but Null needs to add this to Ralph's thread somehow

 

[winterfag]

no, put a counter of all KF confirmed kills instead

 

[Chemex]

Stop making me feel old.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Don’t forget a guestbook for people to say they were here

Ah, the good old days when my first forays into trolling were posting my schoolmates phone numbers on random guestbooks all around the net.

 

[Meth Dick]

A visitor counter sounds really cool, but the last time some changes were implemented it kinda fucked up the site for a while. There's still a few issues here and there I notice.
I do think the random.txt thing could be just a tad more prominent and more eye catching than it is now.

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Haven't seen this since Vampire Freaks was still a thing.

 

[Spungus]

Have some garbage. Used !importants because I can't be bothered

* {
  border-radius: 0 !important;
  box-shadow: none !important;
  text-shadow: none !important;
  color: black !important;
  font-family: serif !important;
  border-width: 2px !important;
}

blockquote, .embed, .message--post {
  border-style: inset !important;
  border-color: black !important;
}

.p-pageWrapper {
  background: url("https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/attachments/7224/7224391-dfe6e8860811c5db51074d8b757fc01c.jpg") !important;
}

.xb-page-wrapper * {
  background: unset !important;
}

Image attached to bypass CSRF

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Replace all avatars with pixel girls.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

NULL!!!!!! MIGRATE THE ENTIRE FORUM DATABASE TO VBULLETIN RIGHT NOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We need +rep and -rep.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

also enable signatures so we can have the glorious return of banners