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Ralph teased a ralphamovie on a stream at some point in the last half year or so. I like I assume many, thought it was just bullshit, no one would bother making a movie about this faggot and his horse wife traveling, not even him.
But then today
No fucking way, I had to click the link.
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A quick sampling of the movie shows them eating food
Eating more food
A strange poorly framed interview where Ralph whines about aylawgs and Mays family
Some what would usually be unusable footage to most but not to Ralph of walking around I'm assuming Vegas
And while not in order, but fuck you cause I had to see it and now you will too, pantsu on the beach jumpscare
And now a cameo from Adrien Brody
I haven't had the 2 hours yet to sit down and watch every second of it, but God damn from what I've seen so far this is one of the worst put together videos I've seen in a very long time. I'll update as I keep watching.
Update #1 first hour show notes
But then today
No fucking way, I had to click the link.
Killstream: The Movie
A secret...or so we thought...wedding in Vegas. A pro wrestling show. Cancun, Las Vegas, and Atlantic City all in less than one week. Finally something fit to be to be called Killstream: The Movie! A
rumble.com
A quick sampling of the movie shows them eating food
Eating more food
A strange poorly framed interview where Ralph whines about aylawgs and Mays family
Some what would usually be unusable footage to most but not to Ralph of walking around I'm assuming Vegas
And while not in order, but fuck you cause I had to see it and now you will too, pantsu on the beach jumpscare
And now a cameo from Adrien Brody
I haven't had the 2 hours yet to sit down and watch every second of it, but God damn from what I've seen so far this is one of the worst put together videos I've seen in a very long time. I'll update as I keep watching.
Update #1 first hour show notes
- The movie opens with Ralph making a soyface and pointing at his daughter
- Hard cuts to food
- Hard cuts to candy
- Hard cuts to Ralph saying he needs to document everything because it's going to be a documentary. And he documents them missing their flight.
- Ralph spends more on missed flight than I do on spilt liquor
- 00:31 Ralph had no idea that the airport was in a different tomezone
- 01:20 pantsu in a stars and stripes
- Ralph walks around his admittedly nice hotel room showing it off, which makes the next part so much funnier
- In his nice hotel room he starts ranting and raving about Gator, asking pantsu questions about him. Then talks about making the aylogs seeth
- Pantsu joins in a bit
- Ralph goes back to bragging about the hotel room, including how much he can eat and drink for free
- 06:00 cuts to them eating
- My god Ralph fucking attacks his food with gusto. He lunges like a starving snake with each bite
- 08:00 Ralph wanders through the resort filming stuff, it would usually be classified as unusable footage
- Ralph films a random woman in a bathing suit jumping into a pool
- Ralph wanders off to go and film an empty Beach while bragging about how hard it is to be the ralpha male, he then goes into an unhinged rant about Harry.
- I'm on a higher level Ralph is on a higher level than harry, what does Harry think about him having his grandkid and daughter with him, imagine being on vacation and this is all you could think about.
- Ralph is on a different plane of existence than Harry it's metaphysical, his words not mine, items don't matter I'm assuming he's referring to the stuff Harry broke and sold, if they didn't matter you wouldn't cry about it for months
- Imagine being on vacation, and you see Ethan Ralph round the corner waddling in his vacation clothes ranting about some man named Harry, calling him a fagot shouting about a logs all the while holding his phone directly out front of them. I'd buy a ticket the same day back home
- 11:00 this movie is a lot like his show, he is already repeating himself this time he's back on going after gator. What's different about this is his show is unedited, he could have left the one Gator Grant in but no he needed a second identical rant within 10 minutes.
- Ralph goes on to talk about how the commissioner thing was fake with the wrestling, which makes it even funnier knowing that the entire wrestling failure was squarely on Ralph's shoulders
- 12:30 may bikini jumpscare
- What the Ralph shows off maze skinny man body. May has Rosie out in direct sunlight which is not great for babies under 1 year old, unless she has dipped that kid into a pool of sunscreen.
- For once I agree with Ralph, May's body on screen should be fucking illegal
- Ralph breaks his restraining order again by commenting on how fat Faith got after her pregnancy.
- Ralph tries to interact with his daughter, she just ignores him
- Now we have a slideshow of May and Rosie wonderful
- Now it's May and Rosie frolicking on the beach, why did Ralph film a horror movie
- Ralph brings up Harry again, saying how much hairy lost also called him a cocksucker
- 18:20 The scene cuts again, now to them eating more food
- 20:00 the hostage looking interview starts, May is in a bra, revolting
- The amount of times Ralph has brought up that he is staying at an all-inclusive resort is fucking mind boggling. You bought the room for one day, you're not a big baller pimp
- Interview starts with a quick food review
- Quickly shifts to going after Harry Morris again, Harry has been brought up at least four times in 23 minutes
- This audio is so bad, there was no audio mixing done at all through this video.
- Ralph makes May confirm she's not forced to do any of this.
- Ralph tries to refute Harry paying for Ralph's bills or Rosie's stuff, while Harry has shown receipts.
- At all Harry never helped me out, I mean he did buy you that car May, yeah that car that I drove in that blizzard, Harry has never done anything for me, except for the things he did do
- Ralph threatens Harry with owing him an ass whooping
- They have been talking about Harry for 9 minutes
- They switch to explaining why a Vegas marriage was actually better than a ringside one.
- Ralph looks so fucking fat
- Mexico is so based
- Rozy cries as these two are loudly talking to a camera. She's probably trying to sleep. Nvm they are using a tv or tablet screen to raise her.
- Around 10-12% of the entire movie has been spent on HM and we are only 34 mins in. So over a third at this point.
- Back to HM for 2 minutes
- Now crying about Null, calling him a pedo and saying he's had more to do with pedophilia than she has
- Rozy starts to have a bit of a meltdown
- May complains about digibro as Rozy proper starts to cry and meltdown. Ignored by both
- May picks up Rozy, Ralph goes on about how nothing is wrong with her. Any time he gets to touch her or interact with her she gets far more upset.
- Ralph let's the image sit on him listening to her cry and HIM getting more and more upset
- 42:30 Cuts to them eating more food. Ralph says they are doing a documentary so they should film stuff.
- We have seen may in a Bikini and a bra, but like a fat tourist, Ralph has not removed his shirt for some reason
- Oh so, it seems like they keep Rozy in a car seat almost constantly. That's REALLY not good for a baby. 2 hours is supposed to be the max they stay in one for an extended period of time.
- Is it confirmed if May breastfeeds or not? For some reason I'm thinking she does? Anyways, when you breastfeed, you can't drink, unless you pump and dump. For some reason I don't think she does that.
- I bring that up because every scene with her has her drinking tequila, beer, or some other mixed drink.
- Ralph asks May if he is the one writing her tweets. She plays along and says no
- They bring up Harry again
- They go on about how may totally writes her own tweets for a suspiciously long time.
- Back to Harry. Around 15% of the movie will be dedicated to HM at this point.
- May says that Harry wasn't the one that forced Mays family to stop talking to her. They came to that decision on their own. Incredible self own
- 55:20 Ralph ordered another poorly cooked steak, zooms in and out of it a bunch
- Cut to some women doing a public performance
- 5700 back to the hotel room the next morning. Harry is brought up again. Let's put it at 16%
- Off to the airport parking lot, a quick video there
- Now inside the airport, Ralph spent money on airport sunglasses
- They are now on the plane, Ralph is filming pantsu holding Rozy showing her a movie on her phone. Screen time under two years old is horrible for babies, fucks them up.
- Now off the plane. Rozy is flopping her head back and forward, may doesn't stop it or support her neck. Even at that age there is major risks to that type of head movement for babies. FFS may you useless cunt.
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