Kinkshaming thread - Post the weirdest fetishes you know

There are people who get a hard on for statues or looking at lizards at this point it seems anything you can think of is up for grabs. I tend to find people's kinks/fetishes are from either something fear related,getting too invested in something, or something traumatic happening in their earlier years. It's scary...
 
Just remembered this one.

We Found a Piss Dungeon in a Pub

One of my best mates from Southend is the manager of a chain pub in Central London.

A few weeks ago, he's standing behind the bar when a guy comes up to him looking rather concerned.

– “Listen mate, this is gonna sound totally insane, but I’ve just gone for a piss in the urinal and I could’ve sworn I saw an eyeball looking up from the hole.”

– “I'm sorry?” my mate replies.

– “Not just an eyeball, but like, an eyebrow as well. And the eye was looking around.”

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The plumbing for the urinal had been carefully removed and put to one side, leaving a hole in the masonry big enough for a head and shoulders to squeeze in. Tissue paper had been laid on the exposed brick-work to provide a comfortable head rest for what seemed to be a lengthy session of being pissed on. By men. In secret. In a pub belonging to pretty much the biggest pub chain in Britain. Oh, and did I mention the snorkel?
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More info and pictures in the link.
https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/vdybgj/deep-inside-the-chain-pub-piss-dungeon
 
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snuffleupagus said:
Anything age play related. I’m not one to yuck someone else’s yums, but that one gives me no pause when it comes to judging.

There’s nothing worse than finally getting up the guts to visit a local dungeon to see what it’s all about and during the tour come to a room decorated like an oversized nursery. There were grown ass adults in baby/little kid wear (one in a diaper) sucking on pacifiers and fucking coloring while a naughty girl was being punished over her daddy’s lap with a bare bottom spanking. I noped the fuck out and went back to my plain vanilla life.
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Aaaaww man, that's just wrong. You go in for a good time expecting a nice little orgy with some light kink, nothing that you wouldn't see in your average Brazzers production and you get fucking Patrick with his diaper and pacifier
 
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Yolandi said:
The weirdest fetish I've ever heard of personally (as in someone mentioning this IRL and I've never seen this/heard of it being discussed online [I don't watch porn]) was a guy who said he liked having sex with a girl and having her take the lid off of those individual Jell-o snack cups and rub those around on his nipples when he came. Apparently this was also something he demanded and was upset if the woman didn't want to do it.
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keyboredsm4shthe2nd said:
what the fuck
most fetishes I can at least understand as far as human psychology goes, but this
what the fuck
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This is how I feel about inflation. Like, it's so specific and strange that I would assume it would be about as common as the jello lid nipple rubbing thing, but no, it's everywhere, and I just can't comprehend how that could be.
 
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This.
 
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Apart from the vagina, mouth and anus, no other orifice should be penetrated.
Don't fuck ears
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Don't fuck nostrils
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Don't you dare fuck nipples
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And for the love of all that is sacred don't stuff anything inside your urethra. No images for that I just can't.
 
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Pina Colada said:
Are you thinking of petrification? That's where people get off to women being turned into stone (a la Medusa).
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No like if they saw the statue of david they would cream their jeans.
Крыса said:
Apart from the vagina, mouth and anus, no other orifice should be penetrated.
Don't fuck ears
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Don't fuck nostrils
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Don't you dare fuck nipples
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And for the love of all that is sacred don't stuff anything inside your urethra. No images for that I just can't.
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Of course Japan is in part responsible for this filth.
 
With most kinks, you can kiiind of see what someone would get out of it. One major exception?

Sneeze fetish.

I know someone with this fetish, and most of her friends are aware of it. They all think it's hilariously weird but basically harmless, and some of them have even made a game out of trying to catch videos of themselves sneezing, to send to her. A lot of the art is cutesy furry/MLP shit, which means it must be one of those unfathomable furry-adjacent fetishes like inflation or vore. At the same time though, it's so weirdly innocent that it's hard to imagine how it could be sexual.
 
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*extremely mom voice* said:
With most kinks, you can kiiind of see what someone would get out of it. One major exception?

Sneeze fetish.

I know someone with this fetish, and most of her friends are aware of it. They all think it's hilariously weird but basically harmless, and some of them have even made a game out of trying to catch videos of themselves sneezing, to send to her. A lot of the art is cutesy furry/MLP shit, which means it must be one of those unfathomable furry-adjacent fetishes like inflation or vore. At the same time though, it's so weirdly innocent that it's hard to imagine how it could be sexual.
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What if it's not necessarily the action, but the sound? Some people have cute sounding sneezes that sound like something out of an anime.
Monolith said:
Hand holding and head patting.
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I wish more people had kinks like this , but it sounds too wholesome to be true.
 
*extremely mom voice* said:
With most kinks, you can kiiind of see what someone would get out of it. One major exception?

Sneeze fetish.

I know someone with this fetish, and most of her friends are aware of it. They all think it's hilariously weird but basically harmless, and some of them have even made a game out of trying to catch videos of themselves sneezing, to send to her. A lot of the art is cutesy furry/MLP shit, which means it must be one of those unfathomable furry-adjacent fetishes like inflation or vore. At the same time though, it's so weirdly innocent that it's hard to imagine how it could be sexual.
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I discovered the existence of this fetish while surfing YouTube. It was just this video of a young woman sneezing. Looking at the comments, it seems that a lot of the appeal is in the anticipation. That being said, there were also guys demanding more mucus. Damned if I understand it.
 
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